Rian Johnson thought this was a good idea

Rian Johnson thought this was a good idea.

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In case you don't know, that's supposed to be a young Bruce Willis.

looper is 6 years old
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Holy fu...

What kinda fucking parent names a male child Rian?

It's like they want him to grow up to be a meek simpering pussy bitch

shieeet

This was a great fucking movie.

does he look like that the entire movie?

No it wasn't.

I actually kinda liked the film until annoying fucking kid showed up.

Whaaaaa

Yeah, yeah it was. Not even really that subjective.

i didn't know he did loopster. how did he JUST so badly on the last just

>Rian Johnson

Sometimes he looked like this.

it wasn't but even so, whoever thought it was a good idea to cover half his face in clay was a fucking idiot

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The movie was born on third base and thought it hit a triple.

Could you imagine Joseph Gordon Levitt in a die hard remake?

Looks more like a young Robert Forster.

>come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

didn't bother me at all

Timecop was like a million times better.

Only if he plays Holly Gennero.

>There are people who didn't like this movie

So we are going to retroactively shit on an exceptional film that everyone loved at the time because the director just continued the trend of proving that Star Wars is boring?

Getting some Robbie Rotten vibes from this one.

just the makeup job

also the rest which was fucking unbearable

It wasn't exceptional dude. It was predictable, mediocre, sci-fi schlock marketed as some kind of arthouse thinking man's film. Give me 5 reasons why you like this movie?

1. ib keeno
2. keeennno
3.. kkebbo
44, kelkeko
5, kneo

They wanted to name him Ryan but Rian is his super special snowflake spelling.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

It doesn't look that bad. Compared to those CGI faces they've done in Marvel movies this looks great

What's crazy is it's pronounced Ryan. I thought it was Ree-in this whole time.

No, you need to go fuck yourself. We've been shitting on Looper for years. Even when Mouseketeers tried hyping up TLJ by saying "it's being made by the guy who did Looper and Ozymandias!!!!!" we didn't bite.

>Great Story
>Surprise ending I didn't see coming
>Cinematography
>Old Bruce's montage
>JGL at his arguable peak

Nah, even CGI would be better. Even casting Jai Courney would be.

I never saw it lol

It was an ok'ish film, the way they set up how time travel works is fucking retarded though and there was no fucking reason to kill the loopers in the first place.

Did you mean three?

more like joseph gordon r*eddit

No he didn't. The plan was to give JGL and Bruce Willis a little bit of makeup and prosthetics each and have them meet in the middle. It would've been more subtle and looked better. Bruce Willis refused to sit in the makeup chair for that long every day so they were stuck giving JGL an extreme amount of prosthetics and makeup which ended up looking a bit goofy.

>Looper
>main character solves conflict by killing himself

>The Last Jedi
>main character solves conflict by killing himself

P O T T E R Y

Bruce Willis? Being a fussy old piece of shit diva? You don't say...

The shot that was there for 3 seconds

Honestly that sounds even more retarded. You've got fucking Bruce Willis in your movie and you want to turn him Jospeh Gordon Levitt. This whole idea was gimmick that wasn't worth the effort. Just get someone who looks like Willis or whatever, or just say Levitt is him and be done with it. That would take less suspension of belief than his make up.

Haven't you heard? Self-termination is the most noble thing that white males could possibly aspire to.

What the fuck have I been doing with my life?

It's just Ryan. His parents are fucking retards that want to be different. Like those idiots that put unnecessary Ys in as vowels. Or Es on the end of names in which they make no difference.
Dayne, Claye, Hydi, etc.

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Hydi? Like Heidi or high-d?

Did Luke kill himself? I haven't seen the movie. Seems like he didn't know he was going to die? He wasn't really straining himself making that hologram from the clips I've seen.

Ozymandias
Main character is on his way to deciding to kill himself.

It rhymes

I'm glad I was on the record as disliking Looper when it came out. so my friends can't call me a neo-nazi for hating Episode 8.

Looper 2012

its 2018 user
shitposting

Hard to say as his death was abrupt with the two suns theme remixing into shorter version to get to Solo’s dice disappearing.

Not sure if if was a legit suicide, as much as he just kind of willed himself out of existence.

I’d will myself out of existence if I realized I could control the weather as a ghost.

>JGL at his arguable peak

implying there's any variance

Btw. what happened to the other force ghosts?

his parents are probably vegetarians

he looked like a fucking stroke victim

Probably couldn't get approval from the estate of Alec Guinness.

Heidi. Just with asinine spelling.
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>shitposting
Oh right

>Jai Courney
Never go full Jai

oh, really?...

>2012 was 17 years ago