All of these sexy star wars threads have got me hot and bothered

All of these sexy star wars threads have got me hot and bothered.

what is some sci-fi kino that doesn't mind showing off it's sexy aliens

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>what is some sci-fi kino that doesn't mind showing off it's sexy aliens
Lexx

thas not an alium thats just a lady with no nipples

>not sexy
>not kino

She's literally a plant who eats people when she gets horny

Link to some of these sexy Star Wars threads? I love the BDSM elements of Slave Leia.

Dude this thread is a joke. Why signal your heterosexuality like that and say what you would really do?

Why so serious? As my favorite character, the JOKER would say. It's my favorite character because he resembles me psychologically.

Learn to laugh. Learn to troll. Learn to play with your posts. This is Sup Forums bitch, it's not ducking rebbit.

Welcome to the madhouse. Nothing is what it seems around here.

Dude this thread is a joke. Why signal your heterosexuality like that and say what you would really do?

Why so serious? As my favorite character, the JOKER would say. It's my favorite character because he resembles me psychologically.

Learn to laugh. Learn to troll. Learn to play with your posts. This is Sup Forums bitch, it's not ducking rebbit.

Welcome to the madhouse. Nothing is what it seems around here.

there's none of that.
sorry

WAT

welcome to the madhouse roachie

You kids are fucking plebs. go back

The only hope we have now are more Star Wars porn parodies.

>lexx

Farscape.

I would consent.

Sexy kino scifi:
>Species
>Barbarella
>Farscape
>Fifth Element

Shit tier:
>Lexx
It's the cinemax of scifi. Very boring, very slow, no payoff.

are you 13?

Star Trek: Kinoprise

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yeah why?

because yer breakin' terms of service so fuck off

no im not

rule 2 m8

thats a fake rule that you made up and photoshopped

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i know its bait because i wrote it, why are you telling me

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>sexy star wars thread archived
here i am i've migrated. so why are they all humanoids, aside from "because of course they are"

I just came up with an explanation. Mammal life in SW started in one place then was dispersed throughout the galaxy. Maybe their planet was plundered by some ancient spacefaring civilization and the SW equivalent of little monkeys/proto-apes spread to all sorts of other worlds after stowing away. On less populated, hospitable ones they would escape into the wild and over millions of years evolved in similar yet distinctly adapted directions.

Or they were dispersed as a fairly advanced ape species to various systems for some reason and evolved from then on. A shorter timeframe. or you could go full on convergent evolution. There's any number of asspull explanations to placate one's autism if you need them, like i apparently do

WELCOME.
ignore the troll up there.

yeah I noticed that and figured this was the thread you'd mentioned

anyone dig pic related? besides being a dirty sappho and an ornery cat person she was pretty cool.

pretty good
8/10
and yes this was the thread I mentioned

I HAVE AN IDEA
>make movie
>film in desert without changing location so very cheap
>call desert alien planet
>about alien sisters living alone and farming
>look like twi'leks but legally distinct
>they get nude and take showers and pee a lot
>actually film actresses peeing so you win art awards
>build universe through dialogue
>they listen to space radio which expands universe further
>slice of life drama
>literally everyone (except soyboys) are happy

I have always wante asajj ventress to rape me

Every time one of these threads pops up I hope in vain to find some real porn with a similar atmosphere to the RotJ palace scene. I haven't managed to find anything in years that fits the bill quite right. It's my porn white whale.

>so why are they all humanoids
They're all humanoid because this is a thread about "sexy aliens." Star Wars has plenty of freaked out ugly shit, but no one posts them because they don't fit the thread.

Then again, Star Trek has

actresses peeing = guaranteed kino

it was the only good part of Raw

they have to be standing proudly with hips thrust forward and legs apart too obviously. crouching/weird stances are total bitch moves. and lying down is a little too lewd for cinema

absolutely.

yeah that's what i meant by "of course they are" user. the rest was just a 'tism vent. I was veering dangerously close to tolkien territory though which I don't think really has a place in star wars. it has history but it's a mythology of the moment. can't put a detailed timeline on the tales of greek gods nor on SW

also hands on hips and they're doing it together and talking casually.
also because they're aliens they pee for a really long time.

what awakened this for you

for me it was the most arcane thing. I was in a bookstore, in Portland I think, looking through a Salvador Dali autobiography. near the beginning he recounted a story from his youth (single digits) of seeing a teenage girl in a dress stand in the middle of a street and pee much the same way as I described. didn't lift her dress or anything, just stood there and went. he talked about the transgressive gleam in her eye as she noticed him watching her. I imagined the blush that might have come to her pale cheeks in that moment. as she felt a giddy little thrill and forgot about the little splashes landing on her feet.

it did something for me. I've never found an internet video or anything that does precisely the same thing despite looking occasionally. my mind is a painter

In that last part I meant to just delete I was going to point out that Star Trek has a similar explanation for humanoid races. Basically, the galaxy was seeded by an ancient humanoid civilization and their descendants developed their different "alien" features as they adapted to their new environments. It's in a TNG episode called "The Chase" if you're interested in that.

I don't know.
I've just always loved it.

ah cool, I have actually been getting into star trek a little because BBC america's been airing TOS and TNG marathons and they're extremely watchable. guess I'm about as clever in the moment as a hack star trek writer. a hack TNG writer though so I suppose I'm happy with that

I guess if I ever make it as a director I'll just make it a subtle seemingly-innocent calling card like Villeneuve and his woman-choking

how can you do it without it seeming porny and trashy

you definitely can't constantly include explicit shots of women peeing in your movies before someone notices you've got a weird fetish my dude

people knowing about the fetish is fine.
it's just gotta look good and fitting in the film

I played through that game several times and I never caught any mention of that character being a dyke. Does it only come up in playthroughs with a female Revan?

it's implied she was banging her "master" I think as well as disinterest in male revan, yeah. not sure.

the very cutest huge blue space cat

do you see any of her good bits?

yeah

according to wookiepida she was bi at launch and lez after patches

>I played through that game several times and I never caught any mention of that character being a dyke.
pay more attention you pathetic fuck

from yesterdays countdown thread

I really liked her when I first saw the movie but didn't at all when I rewatched recently. too feline and CG

oh shit the mystery is finally solved. anons are more autistic than James Cameron's vfx/editing team. unless that's a shop.

No John, you are the Reddit

what said it's not just going to be a closeup of a chick's vulva as she pisses. (though isn't there already a movie with that in it?) it'll be arty in a cheeky, demure but still transgressive way, beautifully composed and plot-relevant

nope, you can see it on all these pictures taken directly from the film

wow. thorough. are you the guy who starts those countdown threads all the time?

>it's not ducking rebbit.
>It's my favorite character because he resembles me psychologically.

it's a robust network of anons

>Farscape
THIS

saw this Star Trek episode recently, head Romulan chick was seducing Spock but it turned out he was seducing her back

Anyway she looked good. I was never made aware of TOS being top-tier miniskirt kino, the world did a me a disservice

thats a sexy back
ive never had this thought before

>never had this thought before
congrats on reaching puberty

it is pretty hot

There's a Star Wars and Star Trek burlesque show here this month. Do I want to be in a room of heterosexual Star Wars nerds? Are the ones who go outside tolerable?

>the symbolism of Leia strangling Jabba with that chain

Backs are underrated for sure.

omg

You never saw the BSG 2004 pilot?

yeah welcome to the madhouse scrub

>burlesque
mostly gays and "liberated" women i would guess. no firsthand experience though.
>nerds in a semi-social setting
No. Just no.

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that's good. what is it? and why are the speech bubbles blank

Aayla Secura, from some comic or something. It was the best SFW picture I had of her.
Don't know why there isn't any text

>gets cucked by his own son

2/10 would not betray my species for

You are supposed to pull those during fuck, am i getting it right ?

what is Farscape about? I like old Star Wars and I'm getting into Star Trek. Aside from that not a big tv scifi guy. or a tv guy at all, even "premium" tv, it's just talking talking talking and angst and labored "character arcs" and no art. would I like it despite that?

Sublime.

fag

Juhani is a male name in Finland.

there's a Klingon sex scene in one of the later episodes of Star Trek Discovery you see her bare titties

ahhh ya wacky Finns

Mass Effect

>youre underage because you dont find backs sexy until now, my child
wow so whacky totally what a real ol'fag channer would say
good one, 50,000 internets for you

TOS was prime for cuties, I don't think there's a single female who isn't played for eye candy.

it's a little weird to have never considered the aesthetic and sensual qualities of the female back before, ever, in your life, as a (presumably) grown straight man. it'd even be weird for a woman not to have done so. plus I wanted to keep the thread alive

I didn't deserve that user

what a wonderful time it was. I plan to watch the whole thing at some point, and the movies. Only seen the TNG movie with the guy who invented the warp drive, that leaves what, 8 of them?

If you talk to Belaya it's pretty obvious.

damn russian hackers

go away and take your smurf cats with you

I met an ex for dinner and she was talking about this ep. Dunno if it reminded her of me. Though I was more into TNG and didn't remember it.

Honestly, the TNG films are pretty shitty. You saw the best one and even then it's pretty mediocre. TOS films are all super enjoyable, as long as you can sit through the slow Sci-fi of the motion picture. TOS is great though, if you're not too used to modern television where the pacing is a lot faster.

Just remember to watch the pilot episode for ToS, The Cage, it lets you skip over the menagerie part 1 & 2 also, which are pretty dull episodes aside from the clipshow of the pilot that's included.

Mass effect is dead, star trek is dead, and now star wars is dead, are there any new good sci fi to look forward?

how about Krytponians from another universe?

I like slow philosophical scifi. I hate modern tv. I hate modern screenwriting in general, everything just gets by on breakneck pacing, contrived angst, mystery boxes and quips, no one can actually write anymore. Show/movie ends and leaves you less of a person than you were before.

Thanks for the tips, looking forward to watching the rest of the series and at least TOS movies

Oh, you'll be fine then, man. No doubt. If you wanna watch the rest of the series, I'd strongly suggest skipping Voyager, Enterprise and Discovery.

sounds good, I don't have infinite time

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