Really? I mean, really?

Really? I mean, really?

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He cucked his own son.

Why wouldn't he cuck Clark?

Dick had it worse.
Bruce knew and still didn't give a shit.

>mfw gf left me for """"""friend""""""

Women amirite?

Lois and Clark never dated in the animated series. Educate yourself.

Bruce deserved to die alone and hated.

He never said they did.

Also, as far as we know, Lois and Bruce just had a date and moved on, while Dick had his girlfriend (that he planned to marry) knocked up by Bruce.

No wonder DCAU DIck asked the too to fuck off and never accepted their apologies.

That's pretty much what happens.

No one said otherwise.
Still, it's Lois. Why did the writters feel the need to have her date Bruce in a two episode special when he already had enough pussy in his own serie is behind me.

Then what is op's problem?

Someone was self inserting, Bruce was known to be an attractive bachelor sure enough but almost every single woman who saw him swooned in the DCAU.

>tfw people laud DCAU Bruce as what Batman is 'supposed to be like', kind and understanding, not an asshole loner
>tfw DCAU Bruce has done all this shit

I'm surprised he didn't cuck John, but that relationship already had enough cucking going around.

Dick was smart enough to keep a lot of spares around.

Because Clark had obvious feelings for her. Just because you're not dating a girl doesn't mean you can't want to date her.

Dude, they look exactally the same

Bruce never saw Dick, Jason, or Tim as his Sons.

Only Damian.

He did not have obvious feelings for her. Obvious feelings would mean he asked her out, not just follow her around like a bitch.

We're talking about the DCAU, faggot, Damian didn't exist in it

>"Nice to meet you. Cuck, right?"
>"It's Clark."
>"Whatever." *laughs and walks off with Lois*

What did Dini and Timm mean by this?

>I am too autistic to understand the concept of beta males

That's ok, user, I accept you for who you are.

Timm has a giant cuck fetish, and both of them self insert as Bruce.

If it's any consolation, he did.

Batman trying to get into Lois' pants has been a thing since the earliest World's Finest.

Bruce was a terrible person

I hate watching the shows after BTAS season 1-3 and seeing what a giant prick Batman turned into. Basically a different character.

Clark BTFO

WAYNE'D

Batman becomes worse and worse as the DCAU progresses. It's kind of crazy watching Bruce slowly destroy himself over time.

Who was this woman?

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Did this really happen?

Barbara?

Best iteration of Lois in any form of media. She was actually WORTH cucking Superman and risking his wrath over.

Bruce, you pedobear

Not in those exact words, but he does intentionally date Lois knowing full well that Clark is Superman at this point while making the smuggest faces at him the whole time.

Why do I keep seeing people use "Pedobear" as a common noun? Summertime?

>gets to smug the hell out of the strongest being alive and fuck his crush
Fuck you, a man can only dream

What was it with Batman and his constant need for new pussy in this show?
Seems out of character for him to cuck Dick and Clark when he had actual serious love interests before.
Hell, he even cucked Joker.

>Catwoman
>got Harley to make out with him
>made out with Ivy while she was dating Harvey Dent
>defeated Roxy Rocket by literally making her orgasm

In hindsight, he beat pretty much all of his female villains through sex appeal.

Then there was Andrea.
Like 3 Batwoman.
Obviously Wonder Woman.
Made out with Cheetah.

He's a relatively young, attractive, extremely wealthy bachelor who's internationally famous for how much money he has. It would be a lot weirder if he wasn't fucking every female character who showed up.

It's funny how a character can be a remarkable piece of shit, but the magic of nostalgia makes me people forget that

>that episode of Batman Beyond where Bruce went to the Batcave pissed off at a musical of Batman
>consoled himself by looking through an image gallery of all of the women he fucked as Batman

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DCAU Batman was pretty much comics Superman, who in a way is kinda like a harem character. It's just that DCAU Batman was self-destructive.

I actually always thought it was a bit odd that a character as absurdly disciplined as Bruce would get involved with so many women. Seems like a distraction from the war on crime.

Three women in one page. Jesus.

This, being Batman must take its toll to turn the guy who comforted several villains after defeating them to the guy living alone in his mansion with a dog and Terry to check on him occasionally

What is wrong here?

The entire female cast of the Justice League comics were in love with Superman. Not just infatuation, but outright full-blown in love.

Those expressions are reminding me way too much of that Legend of Zelda cucking animation.

>defeated Roxy Rocket by literally making her orgasm
>looks it up

Oh, you weren't kidding...
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Kek. Jewtube link anyone?

That's the point, Bruce intentionally markets himself as a carefree billionaire playboy to make people less likely to consider the possibility he's Batman. It's not like he spends much time with them either, he just shows up, they throw themselves at him because he's rich and famous, he participates in some photo ops, he has sex with them, and then he moves on.

Clark should take revenge and fuck Bruce instead, it's not like Bruce can stop him

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What the hell is this

Justice.

>Wondy in the last panel

And not a single fuck was given, etc.

>the dick-shaped rocket explodes while she moans

every time

My latest waifu.

What is with Timm's fetish of Bruce fucking everybody? Bruce even manages to impregante a women indirectly without the women or her husband ever finding out.

Dini and Timm getting their kicks.

Naw, he care for Terry, his real son

I never realized how much Bruce cucked everyone until this thread.

Honestly, the more time passes and the more perspective I gain on the DCAU the less I find myself liking Bruce Timm.

But I like Dini more.

>>impregnation
>>fetish
That's simply male brain. Unless you're some kind of cuck that doesn't want to pass on his genes.

>Bruce even manages to impregante a women indirectly without the women or her husband ever finding out.
Comes with being a Ninja.

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>that's true, as well
Alright. I need to rewatch Batman TAS and Batman Beyond. It's been too long.

I hate Bruce Timm just for his self-insert fantasy on Bruce Wayne to make him fuck every woman there is.

[Spoiler]Terry is the Batson Bruce deserves, just not the one he needs right now.[/spoiler]

The reveal is actually a JL finale

So in Timm's universe if the robins had been female..

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Why would I want to be a cuck who ties himself financially to children and a mother?

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She'd be a good soldier.

I want to whatch the entire Batman musical, getting some Ember Island vibes from it.

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bruce reeeee

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Dini carried Tim for years

It wasn't subtle either. He was obviously a fan of the Bruce and Barbra thing for a long time.

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It's probably not just Timm, if you read Dark Night: A True Batman Story, Dini had his share of issues that surely leaked into the writing, if just subconsciously.

Was it the time travel one? I think I seen that more recently, but it's still been a while.

>Dini had his share of issues that surely leaked into the writing
Like what?

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No, it's revealed that it was Waller's idea all along. She wanted to recreate another Batman by putting passing on his genetic material to create Bruce's "son" and then having Terry's parents killed in an alleyway. It failed because the gunman backed out.

Bitch was crazy.

That's why I hate Bruce

And yet we don't see her again except for a brief cameo with Superman. :(

Barbara was at least 20 the first time we saw her in BTAS, if not 22 by the time she became Batgirl.

Lois said things got serious to the point where she was moving to Gotham to work at the Daily Planet there.

They didn't just have a date and move on, Bruce could've spent weeks in Metropolis during World's Finest.

I don't think Timm likes or even really understands Superman

Justice League was really a harem and Clark is the dumb dense MC

If anything, Bruce was the cuck in that one. Bruce fell in love with Lois and truly wanted to be with her, but she dumped him after learning the whole Batmanning thing. So in the end Bruce lost her to Clark. It also made things more complicated for Clark, because now he had this fear of what would happen once Lois realized he had lied to her just as Bruce had in the past. Worse, Clark and Bruce are friends, so Clark should know better.

Also, the "gunman" was Andrea, AKA the Phantasm, from the BTAS movie.