C-can you put on a cowl or something?

C-can you put on a cowl or something?

thats a thick waistline

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ahem

>normies thought she said towel
when will they learn?

W O A H

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I knew the imperial remnant from 15 ABY, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

my girlfriend broke up with me because of this scene

i got rape vibes from this scene
pls do not poast again
it traumatize me i am a fragile gril with my hymen still fully intact
#metoo

BITCH LOOK AT MY BONE DENSITY TELL ME THERES NO SUCH THING A GENDER ILL FUCK YOU UP REY

The very first thing that crossed my mind when I saw this scene was "Jesus, Sup Forums is going to have a fucking field day with this".

>wsj got Disney to release shitless kylo in hd so they could do an article on it

You can't make this shit up

Daddy :3

And not a word about sexualisation or objectification was to be seen.

This is exactly what I thought in the fight in TFA where they're wrestling and holding back each other's lightsabers. In no galaxy would she come out of that on top with the sheer height and mass difference.

to match his girdle?

Wow look at those nips, bet you could sustain a year off his milk at least

Post the real one atleast

SERIOUSLY, all jokes aside, has the director or costume designer or anybody at all come forward to explain this rather ridiculous looking aesthetic? Nobody on set raised their hand to point out how fucked up those high-waisted pantaloons looked? C'mon, man.

They didn't want him to look like a longboi.

A POTENT MELD

Who's the lucky bastard who got to oil up Adam Driver for that scene?

4U

It's a movie for kids and disney probably didn't want to show kylos dick root.

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Fuck you

what's the point of those pants so high hidding the belly button?

It's because he doesn't have good abs?
It's ridculous.

*blocks ur path*

He's got a good body and he's shown it other things. So the choice of pants is strange.

daisy ridley

IN 34 ABY I PUSHED HAN SOLO OFF STAGE

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I KNEW THE CLONE TROOPERS FROM ORDER 66

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I guess they didn't want to make it too "sexy" while still giving the fangirls something. It doesn't look like he needs to hide something at least.

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>It's because he doesn't have good abs?
no thats not why

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>I HATE you Kylo, because I saw you kill your father and then you sliced open my only friend with a lightsaber
>Wow, what a wide chest you have, now that I want to fuck you I think you can be redeemed
The ABSOLUTE state of the female audience. No one has criticized this, because it makes perfect sense to the target audience.

It's because he was shot with a fucking wookie-crossbow and it's a huge fucking band aid for recovery, not part of his pants.

>these are your averge TLJ haters

>Join me

How the fuck do you know that? Did Rian or someone from the staff say it?

>>what's the point of those pants so high hidding the belly button?
american ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''fashion'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' everyone

a pair of pants is worn:
-on the hips
-without a belt

otherwise you are a retard or even more despicable, a millennial

>>Sup Forums
I'm sick of you alt-retards shitting up Sup Forums.

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>high wasted pants, currently the latest fashion for women
>belly button covered
>abs all but covered, only breasts visible
>skin oiled and bad lighting to hide muscle tone
>wounded expression
>almost crying
That's how you emasculate a man.

Other men in Star Wars:
>Finn is a bumbling idiot who acts like a best friend towards Rey. Chinese girl has to take initiative and kiss him, reversing gender roles.
>Poe so far has been asexual. Barely seen in TFA, in TLJ all he cares about is the rebellion and the fight. Has a scene where the purple-haired female Admiral puts him in his place. He tried to take charge but no one followed him until Leia gave everyone the OK. Message: all leaders are female.
>Luke is a washed out old man who lived his life as a failure on a remote island. Dies.
>The first codebreaker has 20s of screen time and he's shown to be self-centered and useless, practically the enemy cause he plays with the bad people in the casino.
>The second codebreaker has a lisp, aspergers, and in the end betrays them.
Face it, nu-Star Wars is made for women, by women. When boys watch it they don't have any strong male characters to look up to or play pretend. OT had Han, Luke, and Leia. All strong characters for both boys and girls to look up to.

No fuck you leatherhead

My nipples look like milk duds!

>wounded expression
>almost crying
Have you even seen this scene? He completely ignores her asking him to put something on and then makes her cry by saying her parents threw her away like garbage, before she literally posts herself to him. He went so far on the spectrum he became chad.

somebody shoop Chloe into this shit asap

It was obvious he did it cause he felt like shit himself. You know how people who are angry at themselves lash out at everyone around them? Or the expression "misery loves company". He killed his dad in the previous movie, and he's not so sure if what he did was the right thing, so instead of facing his past he makes the woman in his life feel like shit.

You have to view this from a woman writer's/producer's perspective. She posts herself to him because she thinks she could save him, and she almost does because she makes him kill a father figure in his life (see the pattern?). But it turns out he can't be saved, because he is a man, and men are beyond saving.

>“The world of Star Wars is not our world. Kylo Ren is not some hipster in hip-hugging jeans. Think Errol Flynn swashbuckling coolness as a point of departure. Hide that navel!” —Michael Kaplan, costume designer for The Last Jedi

Only millenials wear belts?

It took place within the same week, so it's definitly to heal his wound.

I forgot to add. Further proof that it's emasculating? Rey asks him to put on a 'cowl' and not a shirt, or a cloak, or a cape.

A cowl is a piece of women's clothing. Pic related.

I don't think women think that way

>this is a real quote

Why does she ask him to put on women's clothing then?

That is fucking mean.

He looks like a Dark Souls character in creation.

It literally isn't you autist
>cowl
>a large loose hood, especially one forming part of a monk's habit.
It's an old religious garment and goes with the whole samurai/ancient aesthetic Star Wars costumes always dabble in.

There's so much progressive bullshit jammed in nuwars, but for once this is just a shitty joke.

>It was obvious he did it cause he felt like shit himself. You know how people who are angry at themselves lash out at everyone around them? Or the expression "misery loves company". He killed his dad in the previous movie, and he's not so sure if what he did was the right thing, so instead of facing his past he makes the woman in his life feel like shit.
A lot of it applies to Kylo but that is NOT why he told Rey her parents threw her away. He read her mind, he knows parents are her huge hangup and wants her to get over it. It's ironic because he himself is not able to get over his parents. But he does see her as his kindred spirit in that way.

>high waisted pantaloons

Uh no sweetie, they’re space pants

She means that thing he worse in ep VII. Which is hilarious because it covers nothing.

That whole thing makes her seem like even more of an idiot for risking the mission to try and fix the bad boy. She never had a hope, he killed Snoke on his own terms. In general of course he's an asshole because he's supposed to be the big bad villain and head of space nazis, through pure incompetance they fucked up by making him the only interesting character.

That's entirely on purpose because he's getting redeemed. He would not have killed Snoke if it wasn't for Rey though, so he very much needed her idiot ass in that room at the time.

Gimme back my pants

w-woah...

only a fag would do this this good

Leave the fucking rebels to me.

High waisted pants that firmly cling to your ass make sense in the military than hip-hugging faggot jeans. His full attire also includes suspenders on top of that. It's meant to be functional not titillating.

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literally nobody cares but you

>she's an idiot for risking everything because she thinks she can save the bad boy
>describes every woman ever

what a cunt

Is this how people cope with not being as virile and swole?

That just seems like being an opportunist though, they established pretty quick that he was sick of Snokes shit and was preparing to kill off another shitty mentor. He couldn't do it without a distraction and a hand taking out the guards. Being emasulated in that scene would be agreeing to let the resistance escape to get Rey to keep playing along.

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Dropping his guard on purpose so he can get slapped? WTF?

That's the point, it's a purely feminine trope that is hilarious in a character meant to be a feminist icon.

Where does this footage come from? DVD behind the scenes?

>he doesn't want to get slapped by Adam Driver

>they established pretty quick that he was sick of Snokes shit and was preparing to kill off another shitty mentor.
He was too mentally dependant on Snoke after already having given up everything to him. It's strongly implied that Kylo was being brainwashed since early age. Snoke was retarded for pimping him out to Rey, because he got atached and she gave him the push he needed to off Snoke. But at that point Kylo was also too unstable and fed up with the shit that tormented him and decided to kill everything from the past. His arc in IX is going to be getting out of that mentality.
Also Rey not being the one luring him to the light side is a good thing. Good messaging for the girls who want to save the bad boys and a statement that bad boys have to save themselves. Now it's up to Kylo to save himself.

No stop that :(

>cowl isn't a piece of women's clothing
You probably wear one, soyboy.

Behind the scenes obviously not sure if from the DVD. These gifs just popped up on google.

Kylo Ren already wore a cowl in ep VII genious. It's his hood and tattered scarf.

Fucking manlets I swear.

God the humor in this movie was fucking terrible

Did the writers actually watch the original Star Wars movies? There really isn't that many "jokes". There is still a light-hearted adventure tone but for the most part everything is taken seriously (because it fucking should be)

kill yourself

Long wrap-around cardigans are also mostly worn by women nowadays, are all the jedi fags now?

>Kylo Ren already wore a cowl in ep VII genious. It's his hood and tattered scarf.
While Rey wears pants in TFA and TLJ, hmm...

>nowadays
>Jedis were first introduced in 1977
Yeah, so when they dress a male character in today's women's clothing what does that tell you? And Rey doesn't wear a jedi robe, she wears pants, like Luke in VI.

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Kylo's look in TFA is reminiscent of the Knights Templar, in TLJ he's a blatant knight/prince image while Rey undergoes a transformation into a more feminine appearance with her tunic and hairstyle. But sure keep grasping at straws to support your paranoid agenda. All of it is actually just a metaphor for adolescence. Kylo is meant to portray teenage anger. Ep IX will have him step into adulthood.

meant for

>literally dressed like a /fa/ soyboy
>blatant knight/prince image
Nah.
>more feminine appearance with her tunic and hairstyle
>literally everything she does is designed to make her look more masculine
>angry about Finn holding her hand
>defeats Kylo in battle
>almost kills Luke
>her whole attitude is "I'm a strong woman who needs no man"
It's not grasping at straws, it's subtle but it's there. When you compare Kylo and Rey, which one of them gets more emotional, which one of them throws temper tantrums and acts like a little bitch?

left: me during winter
right: me during summer

Lmao what an insecure faggot. Literally all of what you said about Rey is just there to soften the blow when she gets bred by Ren. Rey is only in this show to push out new Skywalers for the generations to come.

He's a big guy.

I love how she knows about Luke and Leia and it crossed her mind so little that they might be linked because they are sibs that she gets hot 3 different times in these interactions.

Into the trash with this dorito shaped gymrat body. Zero core muscle. He'd break in half trying to haul a log.

In all seriousness he has good genetics.
He could be a great bodybuilder with those broad shoulders.

^this is a pretty good point. I'd love for this to happen. And we'd get Reylo, possibly.

This is him in between TFA and TLJ. He regained all of his bulk but didn't have time to cut. I like it that way, looks powerful not painted-on.

what would rey do if she saw him like that?

is that alien at the back?