"It'll crack that door like an egg"

How did Finn know what egg are?

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Because he's a nigger

Sitting ducks and millennium falcons both lay eggs.

how do you know what women are

He didn't. But the writer did, and the hallmark of shitty fiction writing is the writer leaking in where he shouldn't.

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Because he knows what chicken is.

How do chickens exist in a totally different universe?

it's was a Freudian slip about poor Daisy

You tell me.

Yes user in the ENTIRE FUCKING GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY there's not a single egg or creature that reproduces by laying eggs.
You cracked the case and exposed the writer for the hack he is.

You fucking retarded pieces of shit I wish you all die horribly

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there you go

he knows sometimes the pusy make eggs

How do we know what he is referring to as an "egg" is the same as our concept of an egg?

that a pretty brash assumption considering no one has held up and egg a pointed to it in any of the movies.

Based pusy poster

How people exist there?

Based retarded pusyposter

I dont know. Does planet earth exist in the Star Wars universe? Is Stars Wars set in the future or the past?

t: never has watched Star Wars

It's just an egg discussion man, chill.

based retard

Why does the egg have to be from a chicken?

how do niggers?

They have eggs, just they're blue like milk

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I'm terribly sorry, I did not mean to reply to you

>galaxy with hundreds of thousands of various alien races
>completely impossible that there be an alien race that produces eggs
unironically what did you mean by this

Twist: In NuWars Eggs is a common word for white male babies

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you got my hopes up

calm down bro it's just a game

Wookiepedia to the rescue.
Good thing it's a canon article rather than the legends one. Wouldn't want eu eggs shitting up the new movies

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Nevermind, just saw

How did Kylo know what potter's fields are?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potter's_field

I mean, falcons exist, otherwise they wouldn't name starships after them. Why wouldn't chickens exist?

>Appearances: Star Wars The Last Jedi (mentioned only)
Who's the person in charge of categorizing this stuff? Is it some mega autist that's taking mental notes throughout the books/movies?

kek

He fucked your mum while your dad watched

Hes got those nigger lips.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the difference between canon breasts and EU breasts?

Because nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, hes a niggar.

It's from the EU so it's automatically trash

Porgs we're shown to lay eggs, it's probably not a weird concept in the Galaxy far far away.

Now, Holdo telling the Resistance "God speed" just underlines the fact that she's an obvious self-insert.

Offscreen, Rey called Finn and she'll soon be to Crait, but they have to clean up all the cracked eggs from porglets hatching throughout the Falcon. He deduced that they must crack very easily if weak little porglets can get through them. Of course, Rey had to first explain what a porglet was.

Not autistic enough to remember the scene of a nest full off eggshells being swept to Sea during the "violence" part of Rey's meditation...

UNLIMITED AUTISM!

Yeah, that's one thing that's just a bit too culturally specific. It's like if a character is called "Quixotic" in a fantasy novel.

I like to think in most realities that humans wiped out their black stain long before achieving space flight. Ours is just a failed reality where niggers not only exist still, but they no longer even exist in a slave capacity. This why Aliens dont really visit, because havent gotten rid of the nigger problem.

Original humans in Star Wars came from Earth in THX universe

If God is everywhere at all times, then does Got not travel faster than light? Holdo then jumps to hyperspace and travels the speed of God after this remark.

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The "speed" in Godspeed doesn't actually refer to speed. Quality post, though.

It's the other way around. Earth was still in a primordial state when the events of Star Wars took place.

How long until they introduce time travel to Star Wars?

It's so you the reader don't need to study the art and history of a fictional society to understand a word that a fictional character of that work would take for granted. So you get an earth word that approximates it.

No need. They'll just keep making movies for another billion years, and will eventually get to the era where the Whills channel galactic history to George Lucas.

I imagine Rey's whatever it was where she was plopped into past and/or future events in TFA is the closet they'll get.