Why are the British obsessed wih being American?

Why are the British obsessed wih being American?

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Because we're cooler

Brits are proud of their heritage.

It's not them that always try to claim they're 1/8th Irish, or 1/16th German becuase they have no sense of culture.

because they live on an island full of shit
they never changed their sewer system, more or less build over it, that's why they slowly mutated into disgusting white inbreds while us american whites are superior

that's why you can tell who's british based on how they look, eight to twenty forehead wrinkles by the age of 20, malformed teeth, egg shaped heads, a country of disgusting inbreds, plus they can't even do immigration right

their culture sucks and so does their accent

Jelly that we're free and they remained serfs. Even more so since we have a mass shooting every year yet they have one and give up all their guns because it's the proper thing to do. Fucking misplaced politeness when they need to stand up for themselves.

If you only knew how bad things really were, guvnor.

because they once had a global empire and now they're the size of Louisiana

that's not what British people look like. this photo more accurately portrays them

I dont know but the girl in this show was prime waifu until she dyed her hair

>not knowing the difference between nationality and ethnicity
Europeans are the most culturally conscious people on earth. Nothing a European loves to do more than shit on Americans believing their nationality to be the best while subtly hinting at their own nationality being the best. The only difference between American and European arrogance is that Americans are confident and Europeans are fragile sissies.

>nuBrits keeping the age old tradition of inbreeding
I guess they integrated after all.

>any jab at americans results in 20 OBSESSED and WHITER THAN YOU AHMED reples
>Americans are confident and Europeans are fragile sissies
jej

We aren't. There's a few fucks who love to pretend they're yanks/become yank wannabes, and it makes my blood boil. Fucking idiots don't know what being British means anymore.

The difference is Europeans know exactly who they are and rightly so. Americans by and large are always pretending to be something else, due to their insecurities about their own cultural or national identity. No German has ever claimed they're 1/16th slovak or polish which would be the case a lot of the times. They think of themselves as German first. The same cannot be said for Americans who have such a huge boner for Europe.

what does being british mean anymore?

Given the amount of our actors and musicians you import I'd say it was the other way around. Other than the constitution no one in the right mind wants to be like a burger

RP is sexy though

Proto-Americans just jealous they missed the boat.

don't lie, you know you love american swagger, excess, and selfishness.

irl thot patrol.

Because most white Americans are actually German.

Not lying, and I can appreciate it from afar but don't get it twisted, no one over here aspires to be anything like burgers

Is that why you can’t stop talking about us?

Brits are pretty cool guys, they make good entertainment and help us kill sand people

good ?? great !!

It's pretty hard to look away from a train wreck but I don't want to be in one

Oh, I thought it was because all the acid attacks left you bedridden while you waited in a three thousand man queue for the emergency room.

Kek, America looks like a third world country. Roads, infrastructure and shitty train system crumbling. Shitty public transport. Cars that can't turn corners. LMAO

cause the sand niggers have taken over their land

The whole UK is the size of Missouri, a state we don't really care much about.

plus the UK doesn't have the Blue Ridge Parkway to remind them that God lives in Appalachia

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social media guy, secretly a faggot, psycho dude, uber priest father guy, lil funny guy that gets bullied by the others, fat funny bro guy, quiet mysterious guy

>its another american butthurt thread
why are americans so salty?

there's no such thing as "being american" unless you count relatively modern mainstream-nigger antics

>the muslimicent seven

Why do Americans hate everyone else so much? Every slightly political thread has at least one American going on about Europe being a land of pussies and migrants and how the USA is number one in everything.

We don't hate other countries, we just look down on them for being inferior.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

They seemed pretty Australian to me I reckon

will he ever recover?

>56%

good fucking lord, the arrogance on you cunts is astounding. I don't see how you can be proud of being American in any way other than being proud of your current political stature - the USA has fuck all history or culture, it's a melting pot of various peoples, cultures and ideals with no common cultural or historical backbone to tie them all together other than 'muh liberty'. This lack of real history and culture is what caused the US to spawn its own soulless, corporate culture, where the historical triumphs of a nation's ancestors and any shred of aesthetic or philosophical value is void, resulting in degenerate, self-absorbed cuntery

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the dude who made this is a blatant ameriboo.

but moby dick is a gud novel

Is the guy on the left trying to look like a terrorist?

>American literature
Only in a country so desperate for trying to impress Europe-senpai could a hack of the magnitude of Hemingway be succesful.
Truly shameful.

an amerilard posted this so other amerilards think europe doesn't laugh at united states of walmart and nigger presidents

>Hemingway
>moby dick
(You)

>inferior

Let me know how those payments go when you get ill lad, so superior is your nation it has a price on mercy. The only 2 things worth a fucking piss in your abhorrent nation of vacuous empty consumer drivel are the 1st and 2nd amendments literally that's it. Ever heard of edward bernays? because that's who's responsible for your "culture" more than anyone else, psuychologists employed by corporate and pharmaceuticals to maximize consumerism by appealing to the unconscious desires of people through marketing and thus controlling them whilst they seek "individuality" through fucking products, miserable cunt nation of everything fake.

I never implied that you dumbfuck
>American reading comprehension

>Russian Chad
>English Virgins

Also nice numers mr Satan

Be me Euro fag
Movie country's at young age
Watch American tv

Grow up people tell me I sound American.

>white

>spain becomes romania

Seems like its Americans who don't know the difference. Otherwise they wouldn't be claiming to be Irish or Italian all the time.

spain becomes chad

This. Bernays fucked you burgers up good and all you did was celebrate him

your women don't think so amerimutt

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There is no need to be upset, nationlets.

>amerilards trying to make themselves feel better about being a 56% white shithole

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Herpa derp the thread

This show reeks of soy, Jesus Christ.
Just look at that fashion.

>Thinking that being Irish means drinking Guinness
Jesus you yanks really are just parodies

Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis

Because America is like this dystopian place where everything is degenerate and went wrong.

It's an interesting setting.

That's one way of spinning being a tourist trap parody - I'm sure there's Irish bars in Tokyo with the same atheistic as the ones in Boston

>Americans are confident

what?

Don't know but it's fucking annoying. You even get idiots spouting the whole BLM and White privilege nonsense here.

Americans are an extremely insecure people, think it's half cultural cringe (google it) and half the mutt complex.

What was it about this show that was so American? Got the vibe but couldn’t put my finger on it

plus Jap Westaboos didn't use meme as justification for donating money to allow terrorists to nail-bomb cvilians

Boston not so much

>didn't use meme as justification

*memes

This is hilarious.

RP is the absence of an accent

The problem is London has a disproportionate influence on our islands global perception. It's only there really you find cringe rap culture and other American imports. The rest of the country is less obsessed, but I'm noticing more Americanisms creeping into everyday speech and writing. You just make too much telly.

>geologists thrilled to discover worlds largest salt mines

you mean 1/54 german

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>Americans want to be British
>British want to be Americans
Why don't we just trade places for a week? Like a country-wide vacation? Of course the US is bigger than Britain, so it would have to be staggered.

We may be 'inbred' but at least we are not bred with black bulls and spiks like you

They're culturally void so they suck up to the culture that feels closer to them. Unfortunately, years of hollywood cuck propaganda does not allow them to realize that the culture they're parasitizing is even more empty than their own.

itt: butthurt bongs mad that their ancestors didn't take a one way ticket onto the mayflower to the new world