Hey user, here you have 170 million dollars to make a boba fett movie or limited series...

Hey user, here you have 170 million dollars to make a boba fett movie or limited series, I give you total freedom just make sure you make boba fett great again

What's your pitch Sup Forums?

He's already ruined by having a boring backstory. The mystery was the allure.

Boba Fett escapes Sarlacc pit, realizing that he failed because of his toxic mandalorian masculinity and changes his gender and skin color, becoming a black woman.

boba is extremely overrated and shitty character. i would rather have obi-wan western-like miniseries

some sort of contract that lands him on an extremely dangerous planet where he is broken down - his equipment getting lost or damaged - and rebuilds himself through a trial of fire as he recovers his belongings that forges him into the cold, renowned bounty hunter he came to be known as in the OT

HBO series where each season is broken up into 2 or 3 episode arcs chasing a different bounty. Possible overarching plot through the season, but not necessary.

18 hour film of him sitting in the Sarlacc's stomach being slowly digested. There is no movement during the film save for an occasional pulse of the stomach walls. Over the course of the film his armour very slightly bleaches. Not enough no be noticed as it's happening, but enough that a side by side of it from the start and end show that's it's lightened a couple of shades. There is no music, only the occassional faint digestion noise.

>boba fett is payed to deliver prisoner across galaxy
>people try to kill them based boba fett protects her
>prisoner is beautiful girl they bond
>boba realizes that he is bringing her to her death as a political tool
>decides against delivering but it is too late when he finds it in his heart
>rescues her out of the clutches of a fearsome foe potentially losing his ability to ever be safe again in the galaxy
>enemy says that they will let them go free if he performs specific task
>task is impossible without dying
>boba finds barely finds a way but girl is assassinated
>boba defeated
>child left behind
>boba still has something to live for

I'd scrap Boba and make a mandalore movie

Boba becomes the sarlacc

Give it all to this man, and watch the fireworks.

The answer is painfully obvious. Retain as much mystery as possible. Spaghetti western in space. Do not take the easy way out and make an origin story. have that nigga come out of the sarlacc pit. Just like the fan trailer.

Take the Extended Universe, douse it in gasoline, light it on fire, unload several magazines of .223 in it, then nail-covered baseball bat it out the window of the tallest building in LA.

>boba fett is payed to deliver prisoner across galaxy
>boba fett is payed
>payed
Fucking kys you dirty spic

sounds like iron man except the last part

John Wick

But in space!

neo-noir bounty hunter film taking place entirely in the seediest areas of coruscant. No Jedi, stormtroopers, AT-ATs or force, just Fett overthrowing some smuggler operation or something

10 episode series of boba fett hunting down one of the last remaining jedis in the galaxy, he struggles to find him so the series develops with him trying to find clues of where is he and who he is, last episode show us a torned, semi crazy mace windu hiding in some remote desert planet much like tatooine....boba kills him of course

Boba is Rays mother

>boba going through cantina's, doing flips and shit, killing everyone
I don't want this, but at the same time I would watch this.

Retcon his origins as the clone/son of Jango Fett. He never takes off the helmet. The big bad is some rogue special forces type, maybe former Rebel or Imperial. It's essentially John Wick (the first one) in space.

Set after return of the Jedi.
Never explained how he got out of the sarlaac pit, We get brief exposition of his getting treatment for burns Yojimbo/last Man Standing style.

Oh or that comic about him having someone pretend to be him.
Twin Engines of destruction or whatever it was.

Literally couldn't care less background character. Star Wars is garbage.

Metroid the movie

Boba Fett dies and passes his armor and identity onto a generic lady thief, who steals food for orphans in a generic urban city planet. She works her way up in bounties, collecting only on murderers and gangsters to be a force for good.
There you go, Kathy.

I give it to Waititi, bring back Temuera Morrison and make it a fun bounty hunter film about Boba Fett surviving ROTJ and trying to regain his credibility after Han Solo made an asshole of him.

Predator-style space romp following two rebel escapees from an Imperial prison being hunted down by Boba Fett in Nar Shaddaa. IG-88 is after them too, but Boba wants them alive, because they're no good to him dead.

Make a buddy cop movie about him and Bosk hunting a rogue lightsaber user that turns out to be Reys dad, set it between episode 4 and 5, throw a CGI Luke in to console Reys mom and Rey.
I know the timeline doesnt make sense but fuck it, Star Wars

Make it a Boba Fett story told by multiple overlapping accounts and make the audience doubt the validity along the way but also in awe.

That way we get to keep his mysterious person in tow while still telling some sort of a backstory.

This is how you have your cake and eat it too.
And ultimately safe.

A whacky family adventure set on the industrial candy planet Em'en'Em when the rough-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside Boba Fett (played by Channing Tatumt) has to team up with witty and cynical Rhodian Metoo (played by Wanda Sykes) in order to rescue a male prince of Naboo from evil capitalists.

Along the way Boba Fett learns to deal with his feelings and that it's important to understand what priviledges you're born and raised with - in this case the form of being the son of super Bounty Hunter Jango Fett - and to be humble about it.

A romantic subplot between Boba Fett and the male prince develops as they flee the evil CANDY CONSORTIUM and in a touching final scene, Boba Fett finally manages to shed a few tears of love.

...

A series where Boba Fett goes on seemingly unconnected adventures, only to reveal that each episode in fact starred a different character who had taken the armor after killing the previous wearer.

A romcom where his job is viewed like an irrelevant 9 to 5. Falls in love with the alien singer from jabba's pub

Voiced by adam sandler

The whole fett clone thing is bs and Boba is actually a strong independent womyn who just wears a masculine outfit and voice modifier because it is so hard to be a womyn in the bounty hunter world and Vader would've paid her less had he known she was a gyrl and not a man

300 style "Mandalore's Last Stand".

Smokey and the Bandit in space

basically Once Were Warriors in space
you can even use all the exact same actors as the original since theyre all hollywood hot shit now

would be brilliant

Gay

>Can't understand British spelling

American education everyone

I'd watch it

And yet you cared enough to comment

boba fett is not alive in the new canon he's feces in the monster's stomach

>Poopa Fett: A Star Wars Story

Any of these as long as an orchestral version of "It Ain't Me" starts playing

The Original Trilogy but from Fett's pov.

That's not British spelling you flid, it should be >paid.

>Old Sam L Jackson returning in the finale
That would unironically be the hypest shit

Burn it. Boba Fett's autistic fans deserve to be upset.

Based western in space.

Boba Fett is not the protagonist at first, tracks protagonist and then becomes protagonist half way.

disney killed star wars

but george killed boba

nobody wanted a shitskin maori as boba's actual self

>A good boba fett movie
>In this sjw timeline

Die hard/ John wick/ MI style movie set in different crime riddled planets inside hutt space.

Pocket 150 mill. Give 20 mill to Sucklord to make Boba Fett vs The Gay Empire.

It's a common core thing.

They also say "casted" when "cast" means the same thing.
The literally standardized education to the lowest common retardinator.
And just threw everything else away.

As hard as a PG-13 I could go

> Opening scene is him getting out of the Sarlacc pit and killing it
> Equipment busted and ambushed by Tuskan Raiders fends them off but is taken out by a cheap shot and put into prison
> Jabba the Hutts son Rotta, from the Clone Wars blames him for the death of his dad and wants him dead nobody is willing to bail him out for fear of Rotta.
> Random humanoid alien like a Twi'lek offers to bail him out if he does an escort job Take her and her baby to a far off planet.
> Boba begrudgingly agrees and escapes with them on a stolen ship while being hunted by Bounty Hunters hired by Jaba Jr
> Boba rebuilds his arsenal from the Bounty Hunters he takes out, while keeping the mom and kid safe making things even harder for him.
> Boba kinda bonds with the mom and kid and finds out the baby is force sensitive giving him mixed feelings cause of his history with the Jedi.
> Is now hunted by another group lead by an evil Force wielder (Scary Alien) that are after the baby.
> Evil Force user offers him an insane amount of money to give up the baby, he agrees and boards the ship to surrender the baby
> It's a trap! he just said that to get on the ship and lure the Bounty hunters to it, He claims he never goes back on a Job as he begins to fight the group.
> Action scenes of him Fending off both groups Leading to a Mexican Standoff with the Main Bounty Hunter, Evil force User and Boba
> Actually serving as a distraction to safely get the mom and baby on another ship home, Boba kills both the Force user and Bounty Hunter and seemingly dies in the aftermath.
> Mom and baby arrive at their destination with the money Boba got for "Betraying" them and a keepsake like an old broken blaster or something.
> Last scene is a bounty hunter ship arriving at Rottas palace informing him they have Boba Fett. Hatch opens and Boba Flies out blasting and using his flame thrower on the Screen and then Credits roll.

Cheesy Cliche as fuck but I like it

Every alien has different colored blood.
Laser chainsaw fight.

We get to see other Bounty Hunters in action.
IG-88 is a fucking maniac.
Dengar is a drunk who just rolls custom thermal detonators around.
The bug-looking guy sucks the juices of his prey.
The bug-droid controls an army of killer spider-droids, and also has some kind of space worm living in his body that sneaks out and injects hallucinogenic mind-control venom into unsuspecting patsies.

Shit could be crazy. Them as Boba's opponents, or as his allies in a "Notorious Seven" type of final battle.

Have a private army of some Hutt gangster (so you can have a play sets of uniformed figures for the kids).
Give them lots of cool military gear. Use this proto-type TFA helmet for their masks. Pic related.

Get the Coen Bros to write it, so it becomes some huge shit fest starting from a small easy-job-gone-wrong.
As another user said last week, use John Wick and Midnight Run as a model, with Seven Samurai/M Seven.

By the end Boba should feel the desire to either hang up his helmet and disappear into the crowd.
Or go back to Mandalore, feeling that he's achieved battle honors by taking out a whole army of Gangster Troops.

He is settling down on Alderaan trying to live a peaceful life. Suddenly one day he is spotting one man that looks exactly like him who is following him all the time through the town. He manages to escape to his home safely. One day he comes home and finds his wife killed, his droid comes out of its hiding place and shows him the surveillance video he recorded and it shows that some secret service guys were interviewing his wife trying to get information out of her, she refused though and tried to fight the men off. One of the men points his gun at her and tells her to keep distance, she doesn't and in a panic moments he pulls the trigger and kills her. They decide to leave the scene before drawing any attention to themselves. Boba goes icognito trying to find answers, he finds out that his wife was a spy from the empire and she was forced to keep record of his activities in exchange for a peaceful life. But it didn't stay unnoticed to the Alderaanian government. Now he knows that the government is after him and that his normal life is over. He meets the other clone again and it turns out the guy actually wanted to warn him of the situation and offered him refugee in his home(his backstory:the government came to him and asked him question thinking he was Boba but he didn't have a wife and lived alone, so the guys left convinced he was just some look-a-like. He became curious about the real Boba though and tried to reach out for him). One night the government storms his home, he manages to kill everyone but his clone buddy also gets killed. He decides to steal a spaceship and leave the planet. Then he decides to become a bounty hounter again and does all kinds off odd jobs. One day he gets the mission to kill some important figure from Alderaan. He accepts the job only finding out that it was a trap set up by the empire to blackmail him and making him work for them. He accepts the offer. The movie ends with him getting the mission to find Han Solo.

Make him fight Aliens and Predators since Disney owns Fox

I hire Nicolas Winding Refn to direct the movie, only thing I would make clear is that Gosling stars as Boba Fett and Alex Garland writes the script.

Well fuck, got me beat.

Give that guy the 170 mill you Hollywood slugs.

This is clearly the most realistic possibility.

So, who we casting as Boba?
Temuera Morrison is a bit too old now.
Who else has that same look and intensity and can maybe lead a big budget production?

Who for the Twi'Lek?

Well, clearly an origin story about how a strong Mandalorian woman teaches him the ropes, saves him, and then becomes him after ROTJ.

I'd just make Dredd 2 instead famalam

Pretty good. Just cut out the clones war shit and connection to the PT. Nobody really wants that stuff.

>Temuera Morrison
Boba should be like close to the same age as him now

Old Man Logan but without the kid and Fett being chased by an angry inbred mob on a remote planet whose ancestors were massacred by the clone armies and they see him as the last one

2 hours of short, interconnected stories of him killing people.