ITT: Times you walked out a theater

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what film? does he really say that?

where did his skull go

It was supposed to be some Marvel-esque quip. Earlier the guy who died was eating watermelon while the killer was examining a body that was partially decapitated. The guy who died mentioned how the guy's brains looked like watermelon.

>On vacation in Miami
>First paranormal activity comes out
>Watching it in theater
>Spics start yelling at each other during the movie
>Every jump scare was replaced a fat Latina saying to the other fat Latina "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>During tense moments some teenagers would walk to the side of the theater and start banging on the side of the stairs to get up into the auditorium
>Left when movie was stopped toward the end for Police to escort the fat spics out , half the theater walked out too.

>someone was paid to give this movie the green light

never did
if i paid for something i will finish it.

Halfway through pic related. The trailer was so misleading, I was expecting more action scenes. Also the characters were fucking portuguese and I thought they would be Americans.
I asked for a refund, but was given a form to fill out and send to the theater management which i never did

forgot pic

to take a piss

Please be real.

fell asleep then walked out when i saw harrison ford
fucking boring as hell movie

why would i pay to see a bad movie?

Bro, do you even understand how lasers work?

does the screenwriter?

Edgy!

Weak bait

you don't know what edgy means

Weaker bait

I walked out after this scene. I just couldn't watch anymore.

ok what was edgy about that post

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Jigsaw. I honestly don't even remember, which probably means he didn't.

edgy

I had to shit in the middle of Cars 3, but I came back.

I fucking love bloomin onions!

Walked out around when Heath Ledger engages the black guy in homoerotic hand to hand combat. Fucking boring and maudlin shit movie. But I was 11 years old at the time so maybe it was actually good.

I walked out if anchorman, that shit was awful

I walked out on this.

It's jigsaw but he doesn't say that. He says
>I speak for the dead
Or something retarded like that

I thought it was great. Like Scorsese's version of The Seventh Seal or something, but not as declaratively GOD IS DEAD self-righteous.

At this moment, I said FUCK THIS and walked out.

how exactly was he supposed to survive this trap? Dip his head into a molten mirror so the lasers would bounce off?

I bet you loved "Call me by your Name"

that movie ended with that guy still having a shit ton of those eels in his body. Did everyone just forget about that?

he just needed to find a vagina big enough for his head

Ghost rider my nephew got scared in one of those scenes and started to cry.
I didn’t want to ruin everyone’s movie going experience so I walked out with him.
This is ofc after he begged to watch it Kinda a waste of money but i didn’t think the movie was so great anyway.

Technically I didnt walk out but I was the first off my feet and out the door.

This. my date and I both fell asleep in the first half hour. We woke up when some lady touched my shoulder and woke me up because the credits were rolling. Helluva nap.

I really hated that one too. why do people like Sam Rockwell so much? he is absolutely insufferable in pretty much every role I've seen him in.

My son slept through most of it. I can't wait to watch it every night.

So at the end of the movie? Retard.

In Moon he was kinda great, but in this he was too fucking much. He's unbearable and makes this already pretentious movie even worse

Not like this.

I hadn't seen Moon yet. Sam is good sometimes (Galaxy Quest is a great comedy performance, he plays off Nic Cage well in Matchstick Men, deserves praise for Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) but he really goes off the deep end when left unchecked. Frost/Nixon, Seven Psychopaths, Iron Man 2, and Three Billboards just made me dislike him.

>At this moment, I said FUCK THIS and wipped it out

>Walking out when you paid to watch it
Why would you do that?

Don't you mean, your wife's son?

Fuck this lazy writing, fuck this pedo kike

>thread about movies you walked out of
>here's a movie I didn't walk out of
>it's related right?

Obviously they were Portuguese, Americans didn't enter Japan until like 2 centuries later. they're even obviously Portuguese in the trailer

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first time here?

Why would you walk in?

Okay grandpa.

after this I immediately walked out

The whole franchise is a pile of garbage.

>replying to a troll post
"epic"

>Hehe you don't understand our memes, I'm an oldfag
Neck yourself faggot

Technically he is also my wife's son. But he's from my balls so...

He would have digested and then passed them. They shoved the eels down people’s stomachs, where they were digested and then the byproduct was that restorative elixir.

lurk moar nigger

Star Trek: Beyond

Just boring and middle of the road storytelling. My friend got us free tickets so we walked out halfway through. It wasn't bad enough, good enough, or anything worth continuing watching, really.

>Jay Cocks

You can pick any name you want in showbusiness, what the fuck.

> Sean Penn and Brad Pitt advertised on the fucking poster
> just kidding, Sean Penn is actually an extra, the fucking unnamed kids have three times more screentime than him but we put his name on the poster anyway lol
> and now here's an hour of "vaguely abusive dad : the malick sitcom"
> intermission : here are 5 minutes of slow spinning shots in the garden
> also here is 10 minutes of browsing the "space" category in deviantart wallpapers
Walked out here, not long before the end apparently. Only time in my fucking life I left the theater before the end.
I still feel angry everytime I think about this pretentious up-his-own-ass piece of shit movie.

The still on harrys face at the end of The Prisoner of Azkaban is the standard response to every "moments you walked out of the theatre" thread

This must be your first one since you couldnt tell that.

>Hope
literally walked out of the theater
stupidest thing i've ever seen, not only that but disrespectful to Fisher

>You just didn't understand the joke, it's ok

So this board is just full of shitty memes? Got it

For you

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>44
UUUU

Everyone walked out at that point, because it was the END of the fucking movie.

> Baby's first Terrence movie
Do you have brain damage from all the marvel movies you consume?
> From the same user who walked out of breathless because he didn't know Goddard was a weirdo.

I can understand disliking Malick, but can you list your top 10 or top 5 movies, user? I just want to understand why

He watched a Terrence movie without giving himself the trouble to further investigate anything about the director style, what exactly are you expecting?
It's like walking out of Citizen kane because you dislike the depth of field, or Russia Ark for the length of the shots.

I don't have a top 5, but my favorite movies are,in no particular order, Apocalypse Now, Once upon a Time in the West, The Godfather part I, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and either Blade Runner or A Bridge too far depending on the day of the week.
What does it have to do with anything ? So you can judge my taste and pretend you're better than me for liking an unbearable movie ?

À bout de souffle is one of my favorite movies and one of the only Godard I can bear to watch more than once along with Pierrot le Fou and Le Petit Soldat.
Also fuck you underage teen for thinking that the MCU was a thing when Tree of Life was running in theaters. Nobody gave a shit about it in my country back then, Avengers wasn't out, all was right in the world.

And one last thing for both of you underage fuckers who apparently unironically think that only brainlet hate Malick, watch more fucking movies.

Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens.
Rey inexplicably uses Jedi mind trick.
> Star Wars is dead.
> Last dime me and my family spent on Disney.

underrated

I thought it was actually pretty decent senpai

>tells others to watch more fucking movies
>lists one of the most famous mainstream films as his favorites
This is bait, right?

was watching this at home and shortly after this scene I said fuck it and stopped watching. Fucking sam Jackson's ascent in this movie was the most annoying shit.

Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy

By volunteering to confess his sins, not cheating the game. Admittedly, Logan would probably have killed him no matter the outcome.

>literally 2deep4brainlets: the post

>So this board is just full of shitty memes?
Yeah, that makes us quite unique among the boards.

When a black woman sat next to me.

Are you fucking kidding me, Sam was the only good thing about this movie?

lmao what the fuck is that a bargain bin jeremy renner? jfc

>punished harry: a fallen kingsman

I guess I misunderstood the lore.

I thought the people were technically "dead" and the eels were sort of keeping them "undead" like zombies or puppets, but the eels could only survive if their host drank that special sulfer water.

I guess it's not that important. That film was pretty awful.

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>One time me and my friend are skipping school
>We decide to hide in kino plex
>Pick random movie based on poster spooky lake 3 lads
>I remember getting really weird looks while we were buying tickets getting our falcon ect
>thought it was cause it was spooky
>It was a film about boys falling in love
>About half way through the movie we noticed this in sheer horror
>We stayed and finished the movie cause we had nothing better to do
>h-honest, really

>Another time
>Skipping school
>Go to kinoplex
>Random movie
>Dog dies
>We leave and hang out inna woods

>lmao bruh, you watch mainstream movies?
>what are you a normie?
>heh, I bet this guy knows shit about bollywood
>2017
>not watching pakistani kino
>I bet this fag liked the new avengers trailer pffft xD

Dude me too lol

>the "classics" happen to be some of the greatest movies ever produced and a reasonable choice for a top 5
>this confuses and angers the nu-male

If that was a black person that died it would've been another Twitter rage situation.

I didn't actually walked out of this one but it bored me beyond belief despite being visually stunning. I didn't knew much about Mallick besides Badlands and Thin Red Line (both which I liked very much) coming into this one, but it was easily one of the worst experiences I've had in a theater. It singlehandedly put me out from getting anywhere near anything that Mallick made, which is a shame because the guy definitely knows how to direct a movie from a technical standpoint and knows how to use the medium to its fullest extent, but the writing on this one was just unbearably pretentious.
I may watch some of his other stuff some day. Here's hoping they're less self-indulging as this one.

>n is actually an extra, the fucking unnamed kids have three times more screentime than him but we put his name on the poster anyway lol
>> and now here's an hour of "vaguely abusive dad : the malick sitcom"
>> intermission : here are 5 minutes of slow spinning shots in the garden
>> also here is 10 minutes of browsing the "space" category in deviantart wallpapers
>Walked out here, not long before the end apparently. Only time in my fucking life I left the theater before the end.
>I still feel angry everytime I think about this pretentious up-his-own-ass piece of shit mo
Same here user.

fords acting sure was woody as fuck, then again it's always been that way.