It's a Jazz locks herself in his room and eats tons of junk food episode

>it's a Jazz locks herself in his room and eats tons of junk food episode

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>herself

>herself

Los goblinos

>it's a ywn inhale her junk food farts for hours and hours episode

nose job when la

>herself

But he was

REJECTED

DEFEATED

BANISHED

his name should have been Punk amirite

>It's a Jazz thread

Had a good one last night and I'm not done yet

or "her name" : fine i don't care

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Is this canon? What if she's secretly got a huge doink

Why are there so many traps in autistic internet communities? Do they all want to be qt anime girls or something?
I've wanted to be a woman my entire life,
but I'd much, much rather be a man than a tranny. Also I'm straight and want children so it's probably best this way.

This will be the world's most documented suicide case.

>it's a Jazz is the surprise famous guest speedrunner at AGDQ 2018

la lux... estenguida

>that webm
Holy cringe

She doesn't. Doctor on the show confirmed it. It's too small to make a vagina out of, so she has to get a piece of her colon cut out to make it deeper.
Apparently her vagina would smell like shit for months.

this photo is so fucking gross

>that fucking kike nose

Can't wait for suicide episode

Holy fuck, really? These things are happening? I should be used to this kind of thing by now.

So seriously, the dad's fucking this poor kid, right? This whole situation stinks of grooming and the mental damage caused by early abuse. "Jazz" probably wasn't even out of diapers when it started.

Is the cock so small because of the hormones, or does Jazz just happen to have a herm-tier micropeen?

>I did the Kessel run in 2 inches flat

That's not how colons work though. I've eaten out lots of asses and they've all been fine

Neither can the producers. They made sure the camera crew has cell phones that conveniently run out of batteries if someone dials 911.

Don't ever get "used" to it. If you do they win. Acknowledge it's fucked up and wrong no matter how often it happens.

Haha, my little girl has an erection. That's so silly.

Seriously, that was on an episode once and I wanted to become a Jesuit priest because this world is beyond repair.

>Ywn help Jazz explore her sexuality by giving her loving tuggies every night

Jdimsa

What the fuck is that?

This is one of the sickest display of human conditioning we have ever seen.
Poor kid has probably been groomed since before birth by the parents.

>when your cock so small you can't even make a pussy out of it

>It's a asking doctor number 12034353408 about why he can't make his 2 inch penis into a vagina episode

I used to jack off 4-7 times a day for years and it never stretched out or even got 1/4" bigger

Who hasn't thought about being the other sex? I've thought about it. I'm not at all attracted to men though, I find them repulsive. I also like my dick, but have definitely thought being a girl wouldn't be bad.

Agree completely.

>tfw jazz has a bigger penis than you

himself*

an uncomfortable moment/couch

>Le 56% face

>it’s a failed attempt at divide and conquer episode

Is the doctor implying materbating will stretch jazz’s dick? Or is the doctor talking about after the surgery to stretch out the “vagina”

>whacking off a ton makes yer cawk huge
those 15 wanks a day back in the 90s have really paid off
and there was me thinking it was just good genetics

Stretch out the skin, not the dick itself.
also I can't imagine having a micropeen fucking hell that must be soul destroying
I can't imagine anyone I know having a micropeen, it must all be people who never leave their house.

...

he got his mother's nose bridge and his father's nose
not sure where the lips come from though, also why does he look like a mexican but his parents look like they're from the midwest?

>it's a "Jazz has a drunken fling with user and rides his average cock to thigh-shaking prostate orgasm again and again, his limp bitch-clitty oozing baby batter onto user's stomach before xhe eventually collapses onto user and they fall asleep in eachother's arms, user later waking up alone with a phone number written on his arm" episode

Got it in one.
Low self esteem leads to
>no gf
Which leads to
>be the gf

I guess the doc is talking about both. The bigger Jazz's dick is the bigger her vagina will be.

Who or what the fuck is that in that image my friend?

Do the parents on this show feel no shame at all that they ruined their son?

IT WAS HER CHOICE!!!! KIDS ARE ABLE TO MAKE THE CHOICES IN 2018! BIGOT

that's so weird lol that's like having sex with a man though haha

>yfw jizz can't get his ass pussy because he has a micropenis and now he's too fat to have the surgery

People have sex with dogs and horses too

>Can't choose to have sex at age 10
>Can't choose to drink at age 10
>Can't choose to drive a car at age 10
>Can't choose to vote at age 10

>CAN choose to chop your dick off and turn yourself into a mutilated abomination at age 10

lol

It's a jewish thing. They feel less shame in having a tranny son, than a gay one. Hence the show.

>that fake limp lifeless hug
Holy shit, he's got the sociopathy and backstabbing aspect of a woman down pat.

I just want to be Elsa desu

It's from Sam Hyde's instagram (tube96o)

what race are these people?

Los Diabolo des Americanos

smol benis

Mutt + Jew outside the secret club

Jewish

do you guys even watch this show or do you just repeat the same forced memes every thread?

american

>"We have a very Jewish, very long surname"
>look it up
>it's "Bloshinsky"

What the fuck, what a disappointment. I thought it was going to be something like Jazz Abraham-Goldsteinshekelsteinowitz

I've never even heard of Bloshinsky before, at first listen I'd just assume it was Russian

Is that his normal length or when its erect?

YOU HAVE TO LOSE FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE NEXT 4 SECONDS

IM SORRY THATS THE BEST I CAN DO

Pretty sure they're Hispanic + Jewish

They stretched it to measure it which approximates erect length

El Jewjano

>we totally ditched the heeb roots to make things easier for YOU, goy

these parents need to be jailed for child abuse

Buddy I can tell you that pulling a flaccid cock doesn't come close to erect length

You're just not pulling it hard enough

Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

pretty sure Bloshinsky is Polish. Here's a quick guide
>if it ends in y it's Jewish
>if it ends in i it's Gentile

la creatura....

I just tried it and it's actually pretty close, stretched dick is only 1 inch shorter than erect dick

>Is a Jazz tries to suck his own penis episode.

uma delicia

you have to get semi hard, hold tight at the base and tug upwards with your other hand, not too tight or else you can rupture vessels. I gained a full inch like this, and straightened my dick

mammals were a mistake

This shit ain't real. That didn't happen

L'atrocidad de los Americas

I'm sorry senpai. I really am.

Don't be sorry. FIX IT

Best/worst part is that his prostate is underdeveloped as well, meaning he derives little pleasure from sex.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IDIOT

this is a necessary evil, as cosmetic and elective surgery progresses and advances the closer you come to being able to be the little catgirl

Hispanic is not a race though

do we have to go through this every fucking time? When people say "hispanic" you know exactly what they fucking mean.

>I should be used to this kind of thing by now.
NO
YOU
SHOULD
NOT

THE INSTANT YOU GET USED TO WHAT'S HAPPENING THE NEXT BIG DEGENERACY IS REVEALED

I'm going to start calling Jamaicans "Anglos".

>its dating in the dark weimar republic style episode
youtube.com/watch?v=wunsKEw7d9s

You can do whatever you want. Maybe doing that will eventually lead to people knowing what you're talking about like it does when they say "hispanic". I doubt it but go ahead.

Hormone blockers. Turns out you can’t just pause puberty after all. Whoops.

>you're so annoying
>huhu it's great I know huhu

so this is the """"""""white"""""""" american male ?

Why is Jazz do much darker than the rest?
Did mom diddle with the Puerto Rican pool boy?