It's up!

It's up!
youtube.com/watch?v=Yav1kBLXMxI

haha yes my dudes

disney shills

>only 37 minutes

What a letdown

>Mike loved Dunkirk

>People commenting before they finished

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, ONLY 8 MOVIES, ONE OF WHICH CAME OUT 2 YEARS AGO, ONE NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF, AND ANOTHER ONE THAT DIDNT EVEN COME OUT IN CINEMAS?!

I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

Sup Forums is always complaining that they review nothing but mainstream shit and now there's people complaining that what they reviewed isn't mainstream enough?

>fucking marvel shills only review capeshit
>fucking hipster faggots only review shit nobody ever heard of

i never complained that they only review mainstream movies, and i wouldnt care about them reviewing obscure movies, as long at the obscure movies arent 3/8 of the movies they talk about on their year catch up.

>LOOK GUYS I CAN BE CONTRARIAN TOO

>as long at the obscure movies arent 3/8 of the movies they talk about on their year catch up.
Good thing it's not just 8 movies since there's another video prior to this.

>2 minutes in
>already a star wars the last jedi joke
holy shit just make the plinkett review already

>video series about movies they didn't review
>upset they're all smaller movies you haven't heard of

You fucking retarded?

and that video barely touched all the movies that came out on cinemas

kys

Saw this pasta the other day
It's not that great
(You)

Actually it's 90 minutes in total.

I wanted to hear more about Wish Upon from them.

i have heard of them, but i also heard of many movies they didnt mention at all

do they talk about white privilege and shitty indie movies in this one as well?

?
Bunch of movies they mentioned came out on cinemas. And what's wrong with that even?
If you have heard of them why are you complaining that nobody has heard of them? Jesus christ you're a trainwreck of contradictions.

>No Bright

Yes, they make sure to point out how whites should die and Sup Forums should be deleted.

So they're expected to watch literally every movie that exists?

i was being hyperbolic, of couse SOMEBODY has heard of them, retard

No, only the ones that user specifically wants them to watch.

god damn they aren't even hiding it anymore.

The video is made to review the ones that they didn't review you fucking retard, of course it's expected for them to review obscure stuff.

Looking at the description, they only mention Dunkirk for 19 seconds. A pity.

they could have said SOMETHING about Dunkirk

Is The Blackcoat's Daughter worth watching?

If it's any consolation, Jack said it was retarded on PreRec.

They did. Jay said it was fine.

>stop criticizing my precious RLM overlords you're not allowed to do that!

>stop pointing out my autism and inaccurate criticisms!

What's your criticism?

They mentioned it in the previous video and laughed at the fact that it's getting a sequel.

i agree i voted for them but we cant let them get their hands on the nuclear codes

yes

>Jay
No thanks. I only watch RLM when it's Mike and Rich. They are the only ones with anything funny/interesting to say.

alright, thanks

patrician
ghost story was my second favorite tho, first gotta be blade runner

>Mike
No thanks. I only watch RLM when it's Jack and Josh. They are the only ones with anything funny/interesting to say.

Former RLM subscriber here. I admit it's been hilarious seeing them crash and burn like this. But seriously we can't let them have the AIDS code

Here's your reply

>subs continue to grow
>patreon continues to grow
>have an unusually high sub-to-view ratio by youtube standards
>crash and burn

Now this is contrarianism.

where was king arthur, logan lucky, brawn in cell block 99, downsizing, valerian, good time, barry seal, 3 billboards, lady bird, kingsman, john wick

Dumbass.

It's their fault Lucas sold Star Wars, fuck those bullies, especially Mike.

Insightful counter point

>Dares to criticize the industry
>Dares to say how movies could be better
>Openly makes fun of professional, risk taking writers and directors...

Comes up with pic related. Why would anyone listen to them

>classic "you shouldn't criticize if you can't do better yourself" poster
Never gets old

it's supposed to be shit

10/10 reply there, you fucking nigger

Dumb.

Ass.

>logan jones

I lol'd desu

How new are you? Holy shit.

of course it's shit, except aids moby here seems to like it:

IT'S SALT

Would you talk to a neet for job advice?

>they made fun of TLJ
YEEEEEEEEESSSS MY HEROES HAVE VALIDATED ALL MY HARD WORK OF HATING TLJ
ITS ALL WORTH IT NOW

Ghost Story was great, the music scene made me cry like a baby, hit too close to home.

no one cares about tlj anymore disney shill

>Logan paul joke
holy shit i didn't know they actually used the internet

>no Snowman
Dropped

best movie i've seen this year to be honest

mike got it wrong
rapist affleck didn't wear the costume the whole time, sometimes even the director wore it and the costume was a pain in the ass, the original plan was to have a beed sheet with holes in it, but it looked like shit, so they had to made a sheet like 3 times bigger and put some strings and metal parts under it so it would stay in place and bulky

>I love (...) satanism
What did Jay mean by this?

>mike wearing a zak bagans sweater
based

that he loves me

When is that fucking gay wedding

Is jay in a outer heaven shirt

>Mike gets TWO Re:View episodes to talk about new Star trek
>Jay and Josh still haven't talked about Twin Peaks: The Return

>hes a buff old dude
what did Jerry mean by this

>HE'S A BUFFED OLD DUDE

Can Jayfag be anymore gay?

everyone knows about logan paul at this point. even my grandma does

this wtf

>best film of the year
>it was fine
jesus christ, what a fucking pleb, go back to your slow indie horror meme flicks, you closeted faggot. oh wow, so contrarian, so cynical, so cool. fucking dropped, opinions completely discarded and invalid from now on.

Yeah, they seemed to have stopped caring about HitB. Don't know how I feel though since their sketches were never funny.

So you wished to hear more about Wish Upon?

The Florida Project broke my fucking heart

dunkirk fags btfo

Realy makes you think

dunkirk had too few buff old men so faggot jay doesnt like it.

holy shit that's spooky

It's salt!

>mrw jay licked his fingers

how do these guys work so fast like god damn

They're professionals.

Nobody gives a fuck about Josh.

>mike loves a ghost story
>jay liked dunkirk

according to rich, mikes a workaholic.
maybe hes a slavedriver.

>ITS SALT
>continue being salty about fucking redbox comments
I noticed how they both actually take reddit/facebook/youtube/redbox comments too seriously and then proceed being salty about them. is this how all gen-x'ers act? actually wasting time replying or dedicating their time commenting on comments?

>i've seen killing of a sacred deer
>also known as bambi

who posted this on /r/movies?

Dunkirk. It was fine.

Jay has stated multiple times that he dislikes Christopher Nolan so him saying Dungpie is fine doesn't surprise me.

It was far from being Best movie of the year desu