How the fuck has he not been called out yet?

how the fuck has he not been called out yet?

dan dindu nuffin he a good pedo

when was he last seen publicly?

He hides his identity under large shades

this

>tfw Dan turns out to be one of the good guys and has been that huggable teddy bear protector this entire time

Sup Forums would go absolutely bonkers

Someone make his list. How many starlets has he fucked?

Chili's shill...

>that picture of miranda cosgrove crying with him holding her looking devilish is right after Dan The Man stormed in, beat the fuck out of her attacker and made sure she was alright

BASED FUCKING DAN

To call out Dan is essentially to call out your parents who sold you into sexual slavery. Eventually some one will have the balls to do it, but most of these kids don't want to send mom to jail.

how tall is Dan the Man Schneider?

he's got way too much information on (((them)))

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4'11''

posting essential schneider kino

What's with his fucking feet obsession?
Foot fetishists are fucking fat degenerate paiiedophiles.

nah... Miranda Cosgrove was paid $180k per icarly episode. She was like a high-paid escort. I have no doubt it was consensual; money and fame in exchange for sex.

Anyone have the webm where he sleuths passed the corner and scares Miranda Cosgrove on the couch? Actually pretty creepy unironically

Who can blame him? She is a cutie.

holy fuc she is crying for real

Can someone red(spoonfeed)pill me on Dan?

this. tweets don't count.

What did he do to you Miranda? WHAT DID HE DO?!??!??!

Dan defiled Miranda beyond imaginary while doing icarly. Poor thing.

Maybe he doesn't fuck kids? I know Sup Forums finds it hard to understand, but it's really not too difficult to not fuck kids.

anyone?

maybe he just masturbates in front of them like that one faggot louis ck

Love to see his foot collection

>She is the go to person for party favors
What's that?

lol

good question

>saying this on Sup Forums, where there are always at least 2 pedothread

HES JUST AUTISTIC LEAVE HIM ALONE

>My dog Lolly
>Loli

Holy shit

the only relevant question desu

6'4"

Jew

Jelly and icecream, user

What are the odds that 'the middle school insider' is dead?

just imagine snorting coke of her perfect feet

drugs

Dan is too smart.

anyone got the horror movie poster with miranda on the front and dannyboy creeping in the dark?

I just want to smell them desu

here we go

Probably for the right amount of money she sold something more, not just drugs, if you know what I mean.

lmao

Too soon for the final boss to enter the stage.

Doesn't this guy have an alleged foot fetish?

>alleged

very slick shill....i see what you did there

Dan fucks the little kids, historically people who had sex at younger ages are more comfortable and sometimes indulge with children themselves, its a continuous cycle and everyone does it, as long as Dan lets everyone in on taking advantage no one complains.

wow....and you doubled down with a samefag

A+....10 extra minutes on your coffee break today

Because he's completely innocent. It's the only explanation.

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omg....proxies don't exist...i'm so bamboozled

or dead or in cstody

His army of spies are probably working extra hard

>alleged
brilliant

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Because other than a bunch of autistic manchildren posting on a Chinese image board that hosts literal pedo threads, no one has actually accused him of any wrongdoing.

Nice try, Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.

thanks!

He's probably got a lot of dirt on people. People high up. He probably arranged for a lot of powerful pedos to fuck teen stars. He'll never be accused of anything, and if he does he'll """"commit suicide""""" or just disappear altogether.

>or just disappear altogether

If this guy was totally innocent and actually didn't do anything, it would legitimately blow my mind.
I would be happy if that were the case though.

>"Dan Scheider: Makin of A Pedophile"

At this point I'm just wondering when Sup Forums is going to convince some fuckhead to barge into nickelodeon HQ with an assault rifle screaming for justice to be brought to "soda can Dan"

>teen
>pedo
?!?!?!

bump

he and spielberg are mucho protected