ITT: Characters who have canonically fucked

ITT: Characters who have canonically fucked

>Draw a cat
>Call it a bat

>Draw something sexy
>Call it a child

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ding dong bannu

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>Shining Armor
>Anything but a cuck
Thunderlane is the real daddy

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Get that shit outta here

BOTH

"fucked"

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inevitable

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>inb4 ships incoming

you called?

>Max
Who?

Why would they have glasses like that when they don't have hands?

Why have they poured wine in a brandy glass?

>92996577
REEEEE BARNEYFAGS GET OUT REEEEE

is that the response (you) were expecting

What would he even sound like in bed?
Does he go "AHHOHOHOHOEEE" when he bust a nut?

>Wilhelm scream.

You don't?

There's a theory that Minotaur are responsible for the creation of most metal appliances, which includes silverware. I'd assume this can extend to most other kitchen appliances.

They're drinking it wrong because they're filthy heathens living in cultural stagnation that didn't care to learn.

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Magic, nigga.

A-HYUCK

yeah

In mid season 2 indeed

anyone have a link to that goofy cosplay guy and the porn stuff?

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>when they don't have hands?
mlp hooves can open door handles, operate heavy machinery, manipulate writing instruments, utilize chemical laboratory equipment, and so on. Also, as points out, fukkin magic 'n shit.

Earth Ponies don't have magic

Being the subponies of the pony world

Yes they do.

But only for growing cucumbers.

The most powerful being of their universe is an earth pony.

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delet

Sexy

Exactly. The totally not gypsy one.

>SPDER
or
>SPIDIER