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fistr

third

Shouldn't we have gotten kicked back to /trash/ by now?

fift

first for emps and YD hatefuck writefaggotry!

Just watched all the episodes I've missed out on and I was so fucking glad the show went back to being good.

I might be as slow as Paddy right now, but did anyone seen this before? Found this off colors concept art of Rebecca on Tumblr

Peri!

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

Maybe maybe not.

Sometimes they let it go a few extra days, sometimes (like last time) they cut it short a couple. It seems like the "one week" thing is a loose standard.

hollynaldo

>damn it i just want a story about the emperor and YD hate fucking and then falling for each other
theyd cuddle and laugh at other worthless >xenos races together in a palanquin or a battle barge throne room
found on /tg/. it must be done

is /sug/ really that bad of a general? are any other generals worse or better?

Gems should have a snack

shhhh just let it happen

I love the new Lars

Is the user who's working on that Lapiven story here? ETA?

It's really pretty damn tame compared to most of them. The autism that goes on here is relatively mild compared to most.

No one here has raped any kids yet, so we're not the worst.

Sup Forums generals are ten times worse then /sug/ could ever hope to be
and that says something

Squat for /trash/ ban

If Homeworld has access to time travel technology, why don't they just send someone back in time to stop the shattering of Pink Diamond?

Not as long as you vigilantly report shitposts like

Ya its been posted already
But its very cute

loods for trash

No one's stopping you from just going to /trash/.

*Pushes you against the wall*

what the fuck am i reading? these posts are fucking uncomprehensible. its just a shitstorm of autism, shitposting, arguing and memes

The thread there is dead.
/trash/sug/ during hiatus moves at just the right speed, has NSFW, and scares away newfags.
Sup Forumssug/ being allowed to exist just makes /trash/sug/ worse.

Off-Color Diamonds exist

Why won't Lapis let Jasper see her child?

arc

Rebecca's designs are always way more complex than the show's. That Paddy looks even more fancy than Our Sapphire than she already does

Sup Forums is the containment board for a containment board of a containment board. What you were reading were one of their internal containment threads, because 3 containment airlocks weren't enough.

nth for in the name of Rose Quartz

If the war was against the Diamonds. Then why is only Pink's diamond defaced at Gem Ruins?

Wouldn't all diamonds be defaced by the Crystal Gem rebels?

Maybe, the defacing was done by Homeworld loyalists, and Pink Diamond had betrayed Homeworld.

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its just absolute gibberish
syria general just licks assads balls like they were covered in chocolate
trump general just sits, watches live streams and shitposts
and national socialism general worships a dead ideology thats as meme tier as communism

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its not defaced, its symbolism

BARN

Pregnantdot.

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This general has gotten boring

We really need new episodes

I agree. It seems like, even during the war, no one really knew what the hell was going on, save for Rose herself, and Yellow/White Diamond. There were multiple spins to it.

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I'm guessing Garnet is using a word that can mean both "fusion" and "fucking" depending on context. Can't translate without a decent term to fit in.

Lars soft pink soles

We've exhausted all discussion and content, what'd you expect. Come back when we get game news or new episode titles.

it was a product of rape

the new diamond authority symbol is 3 triangles.

if the shattered pink diamonds on earth were meant to by symbolic. then why doesn't it persist on Homeworld or at the Crystal Gem Temple?

Just use fusion. It fits the most with Garnet's character.

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Post blue waifus

I wonder how the diamonds are created. Is it an intentional action decided by White, or does a planet just spew out a diamond every so often? Why haven't there been any other diamonds in the 5,000 years or so since Pink's shattering? If a diamond of another color that represents another emotion came about, how would that change the politics of HW? What would they do if another Blue/Yellow/Pink diamond emerged? Are there defective/off color diamonds?

you should see the chicago police scanner threads that pop up from time to time

Will this be the last Sup Forums /sug/?

Jasper is a fatass and would eat it

I hope.

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>Rose isn't a killer and didn't have a keikaku
Everything did not go according to plan.

>It was pretty creepy seeing Connie dressed like one of homeworld's pearls. Creepy and...oddly cute.
>"Greetings, my quartz. What can I do for you?" She asked with a servile smile and a perfect diamond salute.
>"You, uh..you can start by..." Steven fumbled trying to come up with an actual order. He turned to Pearl and shrugged, "What do pearls even do?"
>"Whatever you want, Steven. I trained her to be able to do some of the more common pearl tasks though. Dancing, fetching things, polishing your gem. Those kinds of things."
>"Somehow dancing was even harder to learn than swordfighting." Connie laughed.
>"Connie for this excercise you must not break character." Pearl chided, "Speak only when spoken to, and act like I taught you. We need to train Steven just as much as you."
>"Right, sorry ma'am." She gave the salute again and curtsied, "What may I do for you, my Quartz?"
>"Uh...Polish my gem?" Did gems even need to be polished? He'd been seriously neglecting that.
>"Very well." Connie took a handkerchief from a hidden pocket in her outfit and approached him. Steven was still quite a bit shorter than her, so she had to get down on her knees. Both teens blushed when they realized how lewd the situation would look to an outsider and Connie desperately hoped her parents wouldn't come pick her up early.
>Whether his gem actually needed shining or not didn't matter because it only took a few seconds for him to stammer out a quick "That's enough."
>She stood up and curtsied, "Will that be all?"
>It probably shouldn't be. Steven thought for a few seconds on what else he could ask. A dumb thought entered his head and he turned eagerly to Pearl, "I can ask her to do /anything/ right? And she has to do it?"
>"Yes." She nodded.
>"Okay. I have one more task for you, my pearl...I want you to kiss me."
>"Steven!" Pearl squawked "Take this seriously--"
>"Yes, my quartz." Connie stepped forward and planted a quick kiss on his cheek, "Will that be all?" she smiled.

Remember the Answer? I think Pink might actually have been shattered around that time. The war started 6000 years ago. The answer took place 5750 years ago. That's a 250 year gap. Long enough for Rose to be recognized as a threat.

I think Blue Diamond was on Earth a result of Pink's shattering. That's why she has no clue what happened, because she wasn't even on earth, until after the event.

Notice how Lapisfags want to forget Malachite and pretend she never happened, whereas the Jasperfags don't and want the best fusion to return.

It already hatched. She wouldn't eat it now.

If White Diamond was the mother of the rest of the Diamonds, I think she would had pop out a another one by now. Pink Diamond is perhaps the catalyst for the Resource Crisis.

Oh, another thing. If pink really had just been shattered, and the corruption blast was the effect of that, then there's no way Centi should've known to draw only three diamonds. If they happened one after another, there wouldn't have been time to learn

Do you think Lars will:
A) Become a literal plot device and nothing else
B) Suffer side effects of being rezzed
C) Become a permafusion
D) Simply not show up as much until he's rescued with the off colors

Blue Diamond's long, long legs

>pink diamond made 1 Rose Quartz different.
>Rose was made to be a rebel leader. given extra power
>Rose was supposed to make colonization unattractive so the Gems would just pack up and leave.
>pink did her part by sandbagging the efforts to end the rebellion.
>white, yellow, and blue diamonds kept persisting with earth colonization and the war against the rebels.
>eventually a pearl made for infiltration was made and sent to pink. it killed pink's real pearl. it learned that pink was behind the rebellion.
>the diamonds back on homeworld have pink killed and framed rose. giving them casus belli to increase the war effort and have earth taken over by blue.

I hope B but I know in my heart it'll be A or D

I have no where else to go tho

I want them S P R E A D.

All, save for C.

MORE

the corruption attack is a song power by the diamonds. they used it at the end of the war.

Zircon's words were "several hundred years". Several means more than two, but not many. 250 years would fit that description. Technically more than two, but also not very many

That's my point. A lot of people theorized that they used it in reaction to Pink's death, but I don't think that's the case, especially when you take into consideration centi

Honestly if that person is right than whatever happens to lars will be something we'd never have guessed

I mean we never would have guessed lars would die and turn into basically what lion is, so im sure whatever sugar has planned for him will be unexpecting

>doesn't understand symbolism

So:
yellow gems (Topaz, Yellow Pearl, Yellow Zircon) are under YD's authority
pink gems (Rose Quartz) were under PD's
blue gems (Aquamarine, Blue Pearl, Blue Zircon, Holly Blue Agate, presumably Lapis) are under BD's
They also said PD had agates and sapphires but we haven't seen them yet. Presumably any gem that can be multiple colors irl can take multiple ones in SU, like Pearls and Zircons do.

Could it be that other gem colors are related to this?
purple gems (Amethysts) could be a joint blue+pink thing
orange gems (Jaspers, Padparadschas) could be pink+yellow
green gems (Peridots, whatever Centi is) could be blue+yellow

But then I get losts about red gems like Rubies and Rutiles... they don't really follow this, at least so far. Maybe because they're so generic and dumb and easily manufactured?

Why did Steven think being a matyr would save Earth? The Diamonds would just come after he was dead? It makes no sense.

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What if The Answer was actually based on half truths?

Sapphire did come to Earth with the Rubies for a reason, but it was to help Blue catch the rebels responsible for the death of Pink. That's why Blue was so pissed that they got away

>Pearl the pussy pounder
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen" the Renegade
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade

Yeah Pink and they killed her

Quiver in a mixture of fear and arousal.

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Yes diamond

The rubies had a pinkish diamond stretched across their uniforms in the answer.

You like it Startanon

What if Pink was overcooked? It seems like she might've been pretty small in comparison to her sisters

since when can they time travel?

>tfw you realize that space waifus wouldnt even exist and all life and matter is doomed to non existence

Jasper and her fags are better mommies than Lapis and her fags

Well the dude said (paraphrasing) "Sure he's getting attention now, but he's about to not be a character AT ALL in the show. This is different from his death/rezz which I've known about for a while"

Live life to it's fullest, as if it were short and sweet.

I love Lapithyst.

Two more days at most I predict.

/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

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