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>Terrence Howard has alleged in court documents that he was blackmailed by his ex-wife Michelle Ghent. According to Howard, he recorded Ghent saying that she could “get $2 million right now” for putting his “little dick out there in front of TV.” This exchange raises a number of questions, one of which is the following: Does Terrence Howard actually have a small dick? The answer, evidence shows, appears to be yes.
>As at least one commenter noted in my previous post about Terrence Howard’s penis, Howard goes full frontal in Get Rich Or Die Tryin’, the 2005 biopic based on the life of rapper 50 Cent. In the film, Howard’s character befriends 50 Cent’s character after a fight breaks out in the prison showers. In that scene, all of the actors, including 50 Cent, are nude, but—for some reason—only Howard’s dick becomes visible to the viewer, and man is it ever visible.
>As our own Rich Juzwiak put it, Howard’s dick “appears to be so small that it’s shocking he allowed it to be filmed.”
>Howard’s dick “appears to be so small that it’s shocking he allowed it to be filmed.”
>so small that it’s shocking he allowed it to be filmed.”
>so small
IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP
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hmm I vaguely remember this now the movie I mean whatever though terrance is busy making his own math dude is a genius
It does appear to be quite small
>Both of Howard's parents were biracial, with African and Anglo ancestry.
Whitebois when will you learn
Thats average
how is gawker still alive???
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damn, that is one hell of a run on sentence
Average in Beijing maybe
lmfao holy shit
He's a grower not a show-er. Maybe it was a cold shower as well.
A way in the past to insult men in 'fictional' novels about them was to publish the 'fact' they had a small dick.
How can whitebois even compete?
looks even worse than my soft average dick atm
maybe he's average when hard
That said why the fuck did he agree to do a full nude scene? Maybe he was told his dick would be fixed with CGI.
Good to see they are covering the "big" issues, IE whether a man has a tiny penis or not, and not the whole blackmail thing
It’s against a man, so who cares.
Grower not a shower etc. My dick is 2 inches at any given time. When it's time to go I'm 6.5.
Who gives a fuck, just show it off and take the 2 million yourself, if it works it doesn't matter
doesn't matter.
women don't want some faggot 2" cock even if it's soft.
they want a manly dick, soft and hard.
>"How can it equal one?" he said. "If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."
wow he a real genius
I'll be sure to let my girlfriend know.
Yeah so do you
Maybe according to his retard math, 2 inches is actually large
>I'll be sure to let my ugly girlfriend know.
ftfy champ
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This kind of thing always let me wondering: If those actors, who have great lives and careers, befriends half of the jewlords of hollywood, and have like 8 business running while they act constantly get rekt in divorces and relationships, what chance an average guy like me have to not get completely fucked?
Unless you're so poor and JUSTED that there's nothing to take away from you, there's really no point on engaging on a long time relationship.
He's female to male trans
>so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be
He's a true visionary our Terry
Yeah and you have to pay $40000 a month to your ex wife, because she's accustomed to that lifestyle
For real something I never got about measuring dick size.
How do you baseline? Even when I'm flaccid the size of mine changes all the time. Sometimes it shrinks dangerously close to micropeen levels, I'm talking like 2 inches, inch and a half here, sometimes I'll be hanging dong in the shower and it'll be like 6, 7 inches, sometimes it's sits at like 5.
What's going on? Is that shit normal or do dicks normally only change size when you get a boner?
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he's not a brotha, he's an oreo motherfucker and obviously all the superior black genes didn't go to his cock. that's the white genes
>letting the world know your dick resembles around 75% of other guys
Vs.
>2 million dollars
Is that even fucking blackmail?
i'm glad he has the means to compensate for his small penis.
that's why you attract no one user, because no one wants to take advantage of someone who has nothing. these guys are constantly getting fucked because they're easy targets.
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I'm like that too so it's probably normal.
How is it THAT small? Was it submerged in ice water beforehand?
how is this guy supposed to compete with william dafoe
Are you overweight (at all) or otherwise bad shape/poor health?
this has to be one of those silly little made up stories you see here every once in a while...
its real
holy shit, the horror
is dis real? kek
it's normal dude.
my dick when flaccid is laughable, but when erect it measures 7 inches.
it does not, however, make me feel secure when getting naked if i'm not semi hard.
Prenup. Thats literally it, unless you have a child or live within the backwards ass laws of California.
HE WAS IN THE POOOOOL
>tfw Eliot actually quoted me multiple times when I was miscing
everyone thought he was insane at the time. I was particularly hard on him and told him to stop being a sadcunt beta autist. I even negged that phaggot into the red hahahah.
>is dis real?
Yep. Elliot was a regular on bb.com before he snapped. It's funny, he had actually had tons of people calling him a future serial killer based on his youtube vids.
Don't self project, I bang women regurlarly, user. But I never engaged on serious relationships, because there is really no point. I entered the game pretty late, so I kind had tought things out before actually getting into it.
I'm not a jerk tought. Since it's expected for the man to make the effort and at a certain point I just let it estagnate, I never really douchebaged any girl. I just let it marinate until they go look for someone more interested on getting hanged.
Why do you keep making these threads? Get a life. It's a penis. A penis is not a man's worth. Your dick probably isn't huge either. There's no reason for you to keep making fun of the size of his dick. Are you gay or something? Get over it.
Guys what the hell is wrong with me. When I'm flaccid, my penis is around seven inches. But when I get hard, it actually shrinks, to a hard micropenis. It's like it's stretched out to be all spongy but when it fills with blood it goes to its true hard tiny size.
If your dick when erect requires two FEMALE hands to cover it then its big. If your head sticks out from one female hand its average, if the female hand covers it entirely its small.
>t. Micropenis
That doesn't even make sense, moron. Try harder.
didn't mean to offend, i was trying to make my point clear.
it's late and i forgot to use the adequate terms.
>a penis is not a man's worth
Said the dicklet.
SMALL
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t. 4 inches on a good day while edging
4 inchs is small by white standards though.
looks normal to me
Ah yes, the “No real nigga” argument
Race cock size averages
European 5 inchs
African 6 inchs
East Asian 3 inchs
West Asian 4 inchs
Indian 4 inchs
Native American 5 inchs
Abo 4 inchs
Siberians 3 inchs
North Africans 5 inchs
As you can see dicklets are the majority of all human racial groups so shut the hell up already.
Fuck you’re a loser
>it's yet another white bois insecure about their little white dicks
very classic thread
Use centimeters, fucking amerimutt. Your measure method is shit.
THERE WAS SHRINKAGE
checked.
>tfw 7 inches but still a virgin
sperg more
Fuck off with your autistic measurement unit.
I can wrap both hands around my dick and still have the head poking out, and I don't think I have a big dick at all. Maybe I just have tiny hands.
>posts a literal cuckold
what did he mean by this?
>tfw dicklet
Terrence Howards has officially become /myguy/
If your dick is longer than the average smartphone its average.
So this is the power of the BBC
the most striking thing about this image is how terrence's penis is still smaller onscreen than the guy 20 feet behind him in the background.
>gawker
I thought this website died.
Could it be the cold?
>grower
>flaccid dick is still bigger than my smartphone
At least I’m not a dicklet
>If your dick is longer than the average smartphone its average.
What kind of baseline is that? So my dick is 5 inches longer than a smartphone so that makes it average?
>in order to win the blackmail case against your wife, the court has to prove your dick is tiny
life is hell
so what youre saying is i have to go east asia, to the home of my people
You people find a way to blame whites for anything!
>flaccid
>longer than smartphone
Thats not big thats a horse dick. Since most smartphones are like 6 inchs.
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damn i thought i had a small dick, seems like mine's not that bad
give thanks to terence for boosting some guys self esteem
kek
Not even white tier he has an asian tier dick.
Thanks user, you dick. This is lanklet 2.0.
I was feeling super depressed today until I saw this picture, kudos to Terrence Howard for showing me things could be a lot worse.
Can't a dickless man be happy?
Gawker got bought out by a spic company after they got sued to shit. The original owners needed to be bailed out after they got all kinds of legal fees from the Hulk Hogan fiasco.
>MUH DIK
My fiance is a well-hung ripped white.
>Native American 5 inchs
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Sup Forums always says it dislikes hung niggers, lmao. Howard is your /boy/
t. Sup Forumsak
>sick
>Have painful lumps on balls
>Occasional stabbing pain in testicles
>Decide to go get checked out
>Dont even tug out for a half chub, have micro penis when not hard
>It's a chick doc
>Tells me she has to have someone else present for legal concerns
>Calls in hot chick medical assistant
>She smirks at my micro penis as the doc cups my balls
>Says i have to get a ultrasound
>Dude has to lube up my junk and wand over everything
>Cant find anything
>Leave the hospital absolutely mortified
>Doc calls me later and says there were some cysts find on imaging that was probably just a minor infection
if they haven't seen worse things than your small dick, they will very soon
jesus christ I had almost the exact same shit
>lump on test veins
>scared of the possibilities
>havent trimmed pubes in months because of it
>grower, cute chick doc feels me up
>then hands me to cute ultrasound girl
>goops of lube all over my balls as she's now feeling me up and wanding me
>leave facility both ashamed and relieved since its just some cosmetic shit, not even a cyst
>drive home with lube all over my pubes and underwear
>tfw you gave up on sex completely because you dont want anyone to see your micro penis