After the thread about the Chinese reaction to TLJ I checked out Douban (Chinese RT apparently) through google...

After the thread about the Chinese reaction to TLJ I checked out Douban (Chinese RT apparently) through google translate. Sure enough that article wasn't bullshitting, shitty plot and ugly characters exactly summarises what they think.

Then I check out the forum and, I shit you not, the most popular discussions are all Reylo shit. It's all basically 'wtf I love ugly Cairo now, why Rai say no'. What the fuck is going on here? Is that romance subplot literally the only good thing in the film or does Adam Driver just have a transcendental amount of game?

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>ban drive posters
>ban goose lovers
>ban everyone in the reylo general
>ban everyone using a trip/name
>ban everyone who makes or posts in a general
>ban Nu/pol/, lefty/pol/, and reddit
>ban anyone who you suspect is a female
>ban anyone who says Rogue One was a good movie
>ban anyone who says Trainspotting 2 was a good movie
>ban anyone who says Dr. Strange was a good movie
>ban anyone who says the killing of a sacred deer was a good movie
>ban anyone who says Logan was a good movie
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tfw gonna make it

>Is that romance subplot literally the only good thing in the film

This but the only people that give a shit are the lonely women this movie preaches to

1. Driver and Ridley are the only decent looking people in these movies
2. Everything in these movies are either soulless retreads (the plot of TFA, ATAT attack on white planet, getting betrayed in the second movie) or shitty new ideas (Leia flying, hyperspace jump). The only thing that isn’t terrible but is also something new is the idea of a romance between a Sith and a Jedi
3. All side plots in TLJ were pointless, stupid, and amounted to nothing in the end. Reylo is the only thing developing or going somewhere
That’s why

Well, Kylo Ren is the only interesting character and people love romance, so when they teased it with Force skype they gave people something to root for.

Rey was fine, Kylo was fine and Luke was fine, tittymonster scene notwithstanding. It was Poe's mutiny subplot and the casino subplot that were nonsense.

Adam Driver is pure magnetism, dude. He's charisma and masculinity in the form of a man.

KK knew EXACTLY what she was doing by casting him.

>masculinity in the form of a man

>Luke was fine

You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

>telling Driver to take his shirt off was the best directorial decision made in TLJ
jesus christ

By that I meant he embodies all the good characteristics associated with masculinity.

It's clear that entire female writing table wants this dude to bend them over a table.

>implying janitors can ban
this isn't reddit, fag

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YES YES JANITORS HAVE NO POWER JANITORS ARE ACTUALLY GREAT GUYS AND WORK REALLY HARD TO KEEP THIS BOARD. LEAN AND ON TOPIC JANITORS HAVE NO POWER AND ARENT A THREAT TO ANYBODY

The list never says janitors can ban nor does it imply so you stupid fucking Reddit price of dog shit

>Kylo Ren's handsome and Soviet

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>The only thing that isn’t terrible but is also something new is the idea of a romance between a Sith and a Jedi
um Sweetie...

the movie bombed in China - it made less than $30 Million in its opening weekend despite massive promotions by Disney. The Last Jedi actually have more screens than the #1 movie which was "Ex-Files 3" - a local romantic comedy which has made over $200 Million in less than 2 weeks

"The Last Jedi" : 28.5 Million in its opening weekend
"Ex-Files 3" : 200 Million in less than 2 weeks

NOBODY is talking about this movie in China outside a few anglophiles there because nobody cares.

Lets see if Lucasfilm/Disney will be brave enough to dump their hundred-thousands sjw fans, for billion chinese.

Agree with everything.

>ban drive posters
>ban goose lovers

I think the premise with Luke and Ry could actually work with better writing and Hamill delivered what he was given fantastically even if it is a thematic mess. But yeah I gotta agree, Kylo and Rey's relationship was the only good thing. A shame it'll go such a clichéd way probably.

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