Marlon Brando Appreciation Thread

We will never get someone as kino as him again. We'll never get someone like him with perfect acting, a perfect face, a perfect body, or a perfect voice ever again

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Brando sucks nigger dicks

Wish the fatass lost weight for Apocalypse Now. Still good though.

Several biographers claim that Marlon Brando had an IQ of 90.

that's only slightly below average tho

BASED Brando... RIP

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>At a early age, he developed a penchant for tobacco and booze and rich, fattening foods. As life went on, Welles struggled to moderate these habits—a typical meal often involved two rare steaks and a pint of scotch—and by middle age he was morbidly obese, weighing nearly 400 pounds and hosting a number of physical maladies.
Why do you think they do it?

JIDF, activate.

Post the one about how old brando liked to argue with people about movies on forums when the internet became mainstream

I bet Brando never tasted Soy in his life

Brando is sucking a dick that belongs to his lifelong friend — the aptly named Wally Cox. It’s not a fake. Brando’s first wife tried to use it against him in divorce proceedings. Eventually he admitted posing for the picture as a joke.
>Brando claimed this was a joke

looks like a soyboy

>Wally Cox

why this nigga's dick look black

and dont forget perfect behind the scenes stories
and perfrct appetite
and perfect mayhem causing
and perfect bloating
perfect fuck the worlding
the perfect man, begining to end

shatner comes close tho

>Brando claimed this was a joke
I actually believe this.

pic related

wtf??

he raped a woman in three to tango. fuck him.

he raped a woman in stanley kubrick's movie where he screams KHAN

>a pint of scotch

bullshit

>he doesnt give his bros cheeky blowies or go for in&out quickies after a good workout or rehersal session
nothing gay about bants and comraderie, bro

>looks like a soyboy

I can't imagine having too much trouble drinking that if you're 400 pounds and having eaten 2 steaks

who sucks a dick as a joke? that shit's not funny at all. this is also the first i'm hearing about this. got any sauce i could read about it?

*unzips dick*

>who sucks a dick as a joke?
Marlon Brando, that's who

Yeah this is fucking gross. Is there anywhere I could read more about it? makes me sick. just imagine wanting to suck a big, throbbing cock. fucking degenerates. ew imagine the taste

>who sucks a dick as a joke? that shit's not funny at all.
Drunk chads do. Not surprised you've never heard of this