JSA Storytime: X-Statix

Good evening owls,

we near the end

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oh lol someone's storytiming NEMESIS

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Preacher also dumped Amazons Attack! making it twice in a week that it is storytimed

why would you do that :(

oh shit here we goooo

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my god

Hello, Storyteller.

>Millar shit
Nope. Fuck that.

I really hope that the movie's success means that we don't have to put up with anymore evil Amazons edgelord bullshit. If there was one time synergy could be a force for good, this is it.

>dose feet

Request.

Man, I wouldn't have guessed Dragotta from knowing his current style

Actually, I say that, and then there's a 100% Dragotta face (it's the eyebrows) in the third panel

>only one more sleep until mutants are in Future Fight

comfy

>I'm gonna do something useful with my life, instead of wasting it on science!
I swear, this book really does revel in taking the piss.

I came across some commentary Priest did on his Spectre Hal story, and among other interesting comments:

>My overall resentment of Kyle is mainly about the fact he was created in large measure because the DC editors ran out of ideas. Rather than admit they’d run out of ideas of what to do with Hal, rather than move on to some other character or other career, these folks instead chose to hang onto their jobs at the expense of the legacy of classic characters, maiming and killing perfectly good characters.

>The early 90’s massacre of Hal and Barry and maiming of Arthur Curry were, in my opinion, the worst example of Guys Who’ve Run Out Of Ideas. Blaming Hal Jordan for your lack of imagination makes a virtue of cowardice, and I thought Kyle Rayner was the poster child for Lack of Imagination.

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can Priest even get any more based

Howdy Fenris!

Damn, son

I'm looking forward to running Pink Mink, although sadly weekends off are not really happening for the foreseeable future

>I might not be a mutant anymore, but I'm still loaded and gay.
Preach.

MUTANT XANAX

he's not wrong

Mad props for the attention to detail in setting up the classic mad scientist lab. I bet he brings his hipster friends down there to drink craft beer and play board games.

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Shit I feel like I can already see where this is going.

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You Deserved A Better Father.jpg

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what's out tomorrow?

CLICHE AVOIDED

Batman
End of Capt Atom
SteveCap issue
Ewing's Rocket

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Dark Knight III The Master Race #9

Flinstones F, Nova, Mr. Stroke, last issue of Captain Atom

Deathstroke
Shade
The last Captain Atom issue

Shade, TCG #9
Deathstroke

DK3: The Master Race is also wrapping up

Wonder Woman Steve Trevor #1

I am behind on Nate's Suffering Life, in fact

Priestroke going monthly
Steve Trevor one-shot

All-new, All-Sup Forums-Triggering Chaykin

Which one?

Oh shit that Modern Civil War thing? hell yeah

Superman.

Funny how everyone just utterly failed to give a shit about that book after about a month.

LAST ARC

it's a long one

well the 3 issues a year schedule hurt it

Prieststroke

Being monthly though

Curious to see all the team together

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insert your own Steve jokes here

also hey! Russian money! That's not remotely topical!

>an Avengers lineup that is recognizable as an Avengers lineup

Now i'm sad because we got that DOA Solo book instead of a topical and high satire Solo: One Man War On Terror

That was such a weird marketing line for a book that was dogshit.

Apparently his 90s origin is "killing terrorists" which is totally also of the Now, but it failed at being now-related.

The United States of Hysteria or whatever it's called.

zomg

I'm sure it will be as misogynist as every Chaykin original comic I've ever read

How was there a massacre of Barry in the 90's when he died in the 80's and got a perfect send-off?

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Priest seems to dislike that generation of heroes huh, Wally, Dick, etc.

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There were some folks triggered at the idea of this kinda political comic. Clearly no idea who Chaykin was.

>pre-Disassembled

am I seeing things or is this issue lettered in comic sans?

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Him and Alex Ross should do something together some day then.

not quite? IDK

hah!

>You guys are gonna be sorry

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I love Allred's Thor

Kinda curious know to hear what he thinks about Johns' run on Green Lantern?

Captain America doesn't care about Mutant People

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he's like only on the cover but i fucking love his Vision

SECRET HISTORY OF DOOP

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not St. Basil's!

I don't expect to ever go there, but I'd love to see that building so much

well look what little shit it is

I love you guys but I wanna go kill things

I'll see everyone tomorrow morning maybe! I'll try to catch up on Nate's Brutal Life tonight

OH GODDAMMIT I JUST SAW A RAT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

>THE DIVIDED STATES OF HYSTERIA
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>In THE DIVIDED STATES OF HYSTERIA, a deeply troubled America is barely beginning to recover from a profound national trauma, only to be further destabilized by a worst-case terrorist attack
>"Black Kiss was banned in the UK and Canada—The Divided States of Hysteria may very well get me arrested here in the good ol' USA," Chaykin said of this raw, uncompromising vision of an all too familiar, all too near future America.

Well okay then. I read Unthinkable recently, and I wonder how this will compare to that

The original Black Kiss also came out at a time when we were less blase about dicks everywhere

thanks OP, have fun killing stuff

Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

>I wanna go kill things.
Now I have the image of a 30-40 year old woman in Phantom of the Opera cosplay dramatically attacking rats while singing with a strong Texan accent. So thanks for that.

you are free to come kill things with my Breton Templar self

also, I don't have much of an accent

RIP JSAnon, eaten by rats.

>Black Kiss was banned in the UK and Canada
kek, was it really?

Well, hot shit. I missed the whole thing by losing track of time.

TIME TO READ ALONE AND COMMENT TO NO ONE AT ALL.

The Warlock?

>what's out tomorrow?
Superman #24
Batman #24
Deathstroke #20
Nightwing #22
X-Men Gold #5

Shit, no one noticed the /d/?

Might be him trying to imitate Allred to maintain consistency with the rest of the series?

>xstatix show never

Sinister ass Avengers feel so damn out of character.

Even Iron Man, and he's Kang's sleeper agent!