ITT: Poser filter movies
Show someone a film that is mediocre at best but because it has a reputation with normies, posers will think that the film is kino when it's anything but. This is the greatest way of determining if someone really understands kino or just understands what retards think is "kino".
What other films have you discovered are good filters, Sup Forums?
You start
You first
Fuck you that is some gook killing kino
You start, op
Full Metal Jacket is good, though
And we see the filter in action.
>ITT: Contrarian Circlejerk
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>Show someone a film that they believe is amazing and try to convince them it's anything but for the sole purpose of being too cool to align with the popular opinion because that's mainstream man.
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>Have you made your daily Last Jedi smear thread Sup Forums?
T. Reddit
Your opinions on kinography won't take your virginity son.
/thread
Fresh off the boat from Nu/pol/
Well, how about you tell us what makes it not kino you faggot
>full metal jacket is stoopid
>the drill instructor is the only good part!
>the second half is pointless!
Full metal jack is a good movie
give me you's if you agree
you start
Literally every pre-1970 movie in the top 250
You're not even trying are you?
Anything mainstream is automatically garbage, that's a fact
every single """"person"""" i've ever seen that said fmj was kino could never explain how it's kino and doesn't understand kino
HAHAHA THIS DUDE
PEOPLE ON TV ARE SUCH SHIT AM I RITE OR AMIRIGHT
THEYRE JUST CONTRAIRIANS
This points are actually pretty sensible.
Lost in Translation
Aliens
28 Days Later
It's a good movie but shouldn't be shown to silly little boys who will think they just watched a fun action movie. Why are young men so bad at watching stuff?
Arrival
Trainspotting
Full Metal Jacket
Apocalypse Now
Drive
Blade Runner
Halloween
Empire Strikes Back
Agree to everything except Arrival. That film was a kino masterpiece in my opinion.
So it filters out the posers?
Arrival was shit imo
So was Blade Runner 2049
Interstellar
talk about garbage
>hoth shit
>swamp and asteroid shit
>bespin shit
>dad shit
>fin
Why do people think this turd is so much better than the other turds?
mediocre for Kubrick maybe
So 4 kino and 4 over rated piles of shit.
YOU TALK THE TALK
BUT DO YOU WALK THE WALK?
>shit
Why does anyone watch movies?
>mediocre for Kubrick
Maybe, but its one of his most rewatchable and definitely one of the most quotable movies every.
Everything Robin Willams
Everything Bill Murray
Everything Sam Peckinpah
Because some, such as The Last Jedi, are pretty good :-)
My dad was a Vietnam Marine. He laughs at FMJ and says the whole thing is antiwar bullshit. Boot camp was like pic related, and all his stories are hilarious. Also camping in the jungle for 6 months at a time with his friends was a blast.
>Lost in Translation
This so much
You start
>thinking everything Kubrick made was good
you took the pseudo intellectual pill
This.
Fell asleep twice trying to watch it.
pretty accurate
Well you have to admit there's a drop in quality once they leave training.
did you really need your daddy to spell it out to you that fmj is anti-war
Shawshank Redemption is the definition of this.
Some people fit in very well to the military. My dad was also drafted in the 60's and he couldn't stand the bureaucracy and bullshit
why ?
did he get the camp with the log ride?
Im ready for the incoming shit
>Lawrence of Arabia-great cinematography but too long and slow
>taxi driver-look how crazy I am while annoying jazz plays at the background
>apocalipse now(only watched the redux version but its just the same as Lawrence
>casino-pretty much the same movie as goodfellas but with sharon stone being annoying as fuck
>the shining-shelley is annoying,not scary at all and has no fucking point to it
>good will hunting-hey look at the genius janitor who happens to work at mit and blames everyone for his shitty life!
Taxi driver is a masterpiece lol
conscript military sounds chill af.
that or your dad wasnt a very high gt score type...