Don't get me wrong...

Don't get me wrong, Mark Hamill is a bae but why's everyone pissed off about how Luke Skywalker was portrayed in Last of the Jedi?

Episode 4
>won't stop whining when told to do chores
>refused to help Old Ben Kenobi to fight the Rebellion
>ignorant about the galaxy but is self entitled
>arrogant on his own piloting skills despite only flying planet bounded Skyhoppers
>immediately judges someone for not believing in an ancient violent radical religion proclaiming peace that he just learned a few hours ago
>plans a shitty rescue mission that nearly got him and the person he's trying to rescue killed
>gets sad when Ben Kenobi died while the other person comforting him had her entire fucking home planet blown up
>shames a fellow pilot in front of all other Rebels during Death Star meeting
>risks the entire Death Star assault trench run by turning off his targeting system because he hears voices in his head

Episode 5
>flies snowspeeder, shot down by AT-AT because his driving skills rivals an Asian driver
>during the most critical time when the conservative republicans needs him
>goes AWOL because of voices in his head
>gets stuck on a remote planet because of Malaysian pilot skills
>finds a critter who knows who Yoda is
>loses temper to the only person who can take him to the grand Jedi master
>whines like bitch in his Jedi training with Yoda
>fails every task
>refuses to listen to Yoda after telling him not to "rescue" his friends
>arrogant to think he could face off veteran Dark Side user
>gets ass kicked and loses a hand
>nearly killed and got the entire Jedi extinct because of self entitlement

Episode 6
>creates an elaborate, confusing plot to rescue Han Solo
>got all his friends captured and nearly killed
>returns to Yoda to continue training but too late
>turns himself in on Endor to face Vader
>loses his temper and nearly kills the one he was trying to save

The ending of ESB turns me on so much. I want to fuck injured Luke so bad.

Now we go onto the new movies

Episode 7
>Creates a school
>one student goes rogue and murders Luke's entire Jedi Order
>decides to hide on an island while his sister fights off space communists led by supreme leader that is a growing power and is threat to space republicans who were back in power recently

Episode 8
>Hides on an island to die while his sister is still fighting off space commies
>space commies is now the party with the majority power while he sucks on beast titties
>Refuse to train someone's Force powers that rivals his rogue student
>never once wants to turn his rogue student back to the light
>even attempted to murder his rogue student causing him to fall to the dark side
>rather than guiding a new student powerfully gifted in the Force, leaves her be because he finds her scawwy
>decides to burn down Jedi temple because muh Jedi privilege is wrong
>rather than facing his rogue student and the commie army, decides to send a Force projection
>Still dies

Luke Millenial Skywalker is quite consistent throughout all the movies he was featured in

I agree tbqhfam
I love Luke because he's a weak kid constantly being forced into situations where he has to be strong.

Doesn't matter, he's white so it was offensive.

same

>the originals suck too!
Is this the only defense anyone can come up with for the last jedi?

>BRAAAAAAAP

What's with that shitty filesize? Step it up faggot.

>character having flaws means they suck
Nobody cried this hard when they turned Darth fucking Vader into a crybaby bitch who murders kids. Sensitive Sup Forumstards infest Sup Forums like vermin to cry about their hero getting genocided.

You mean he had a character arc and development? Outrageous! He should’ve known everything he needed to know from the very first frame of the opening shot.

>mfw I always wanted Luke to suffer as much as humanly possible, ever since I was a small child
>mfw Johnson gave me my wish

I don't know how to use twitter, or any social media for that matter

It's the only one necessary.

>Mark Hamill is a bae

opinion discarded

How do you get up in the morning knowing you have such shit taste?

Same.

Dropped Luke the moment he bitched about not getting to go to Toshi Station when he wanted.

That moisture won't farm itself, nigger. You've got obligations.

What was he even doing at Tosche Station? Why did he want to go so badly? What does he need power converters for?

I bet the little fag was selling his boipussy for deathsticks.

>not getting what the problem is

opinion discarded even more

back when he still had a spark of light in his eyes before disney destroyed him :(

We could've protected this smile, boys.

>wahhh dont make my character this way
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>Nobody cried this hard when they turned Darth fucking Vader into a crybaby bitch who murders kids
Where have you been? It's one of the most critizised and parodied parts of the prequels