More Sonichu 11 pages have been released. Also more retcons

More Sonichu 11 pages have been released. Also more retcons.

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That's pretty harsh.

I don't murder people who call me Dan.

Its sort of an overreaction.

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It probably has to do with how he hates being dead named and expects everyone to call him Christine.

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Simon's a terrorist, you stupid bitch.

Chris is still completely unaware that Simonchu is a Gurren Lagann reference

He's a Freedom Fighter

Horrible writing, I've seen better from Bendis.

Bendis? The writer?

>don't call me san either

It's extremely gradual and still terrible, but Chris is getting better as an artist.

I'd dare say he'll hit Buckley tier in about 40 years.

Yeah, Chris still hasn't learned to not spend so much space on the exposition.

>4:20

How did he get his hands on a phone? These captors are shit. SHIT

>Forced to be stupid by watching videos of the mentally challenged
That's funny on so many levels.

>Steven After Not Surviving
my fucking ribs tho

Chris is super discriminatory towards anyone with mental problems, while at the same time super proud of himself for being autistic because he is a "high-functioning" autistic and thus better than them,

Chris refers to other autists and the mentally challenged as "slow-in-the-minds" and "windows to Hell."

I just love his implications that being a retard is contagious, that's a new layer of it to me.

Gave me a great chuckle.

If we're all lucky, he won't live another 40 years

Hopefully he has complications when he gets his dick cut off this summer.

WORDSWORDSWORDS

His writing is godawful as usual, but damn if I don't love his fucked up aesthetic. His sense of coloring is so loud and screeching it ends up being brilliant.

>that day 4-cent garbage fell to rubble
In retrospective, that story arc feel almost prophetic. Does he know that the site got a new owner?

He also has a beef against people with asperger since they "steal the spotlight of real disabilities" or something like that.

Shut up, Sam.

did he retcon the torture and death of the trolls by this character?

>when he gets his dick cut off this summer.
explain

Aye, their punishment in the new version was banishment to an amish community.

Yeah, they were sentenced to an Amish Farm.

Chris has been planning reassignment surgery for ages now. He's finally going to go through with it pretty soon.

I want to know what quack doctor he found who okayed him to be able to do it.

Reminder than an user on Sup Forums owns that Sonic Totem now.

Maybe it's someone from CWC forums?

I love how Chris thinks fictional characters genuinely have feelings and uses it as an excuse to change or steal other people's characters.

Chris is transsexual now and is taking hormones. Also he tried to cut a hole in his taint because he thought he was growing a vagina.

He's always hated his duck. It's bent and misshapen and he refers to it as an "ugly growth" now. He wants it gone because it disgusts him and will complete his transformation into Christine.

i know about that but didn't know the snip snip his pip pip part

He thinks that there is an actual parallel universe where all fictional characters exist, like that episode from South Park or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

>Chris is transsexual now

No he's not. He doesn't actually feel like a "lesbian Tomgirl" or whatever the fuck. This is just a desperate last ditch harebrained scheme to get china fueled by his autistic naivety causing him to misinterpret someone telling him to "get in touch with his feminine side", just like everything he does.

Honestly I think he does have some form of gender or sex problems. He's always looked like he has Kleinfelter's and assumes female sex positions in his videos.

THIS PAGE IS A FUCKING RIPOFF HALF OF THE PANELS ARE JUST TEXT
CHRIS CHAAAAAAN

>Smelling salts

What?

I'd bet it has more to do with him never eating a healthy thing in his life or exercising, and a naive autistic view on sex solely from porno

Nah, there's probably some legitimacy to it. Chris has always struggled with intrusive gay thoughts, which he would "chase away" by mass debating daily to Britney Spears and Sailor Moon posters. He's always had an interest in things people consider feminine such as My Little Pony and and magical girl shows. He assumes female sex positions and hates all men with a passion.

He also claims he used to hear the words "Christian is gay" over and over in his head.

Reminder

Yes, the writer called Bendis.

>tfw vivian will never make new audiobook.

>Asperchu is Sonichu canon now

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I thought they didn't lop off your dingle unless you were mentally sound, and Chris is anything but.

What are the chance Chris will commit suicide or just plain die soon? I'm asking because I wish harm upon or anything; he just looks like he's in really poor health, both mentally and physically.

How long until he suicides?

That has described Chris for years, and yet he keeps on trucking

He won't, too narcisistic. Might die of something when Barb dies

He won't do it guys. He doesn't react to life and failure the same way we do. He doesn't think like a normal human being. He is currently being successful in his own little world, after all.

Chris may be an idiot but the courts have deemed him mentally sound when he was evaluated after running over the Jewish guy at GameStop.

His dad, Bob lived till 80 on nothing but McDonald's. Chris probably has a long time left.

Wait what...

Did he go to jail?

No, he was released. He was only temporarily in jail.

Why would you release someone who you deemed sane back into the public like that? Hell why would you do it for someone you thought was not sane?

Michael Snyder said he didn't want him to go to jail and only wanted his medical bill paid.

I doubt he will, user

he's too far for this, and that is until his mother die.

>only cares about money
Just like ze jew!

I love the little "SAME PERSON" note.

Joking aside Chris got off pretty easy. He could be in jail right now.

Chris is far too self-centered and narcissistic to commit suicide.

Tails gets trolled is still better

I made a meme.

>Chris got off pretty easy.
No, quite the opposite.

How so? Going to jail is preferable to the hoard?

Only after they've been warned once, though.

I meant to suggest that if Chris had "got off" in a sexual manner, he wouldn't be the demented mess he is now.

While yes, I still believe his pass into transexualism is still loaded with his desire to score more than his actual inner gay thoughts.

Despite being a "lesbian tomgirl" as he calls himself he still discriminates gay people. I remember someone showed me him quoting that "the gays are lucky to be part of the LGBT community!" and there was even a time when he constantly call it the LBT because he refused to say the G.

So what we have here is a boy living in self-made struggle between the actual feeling of transexualism and his christian upbringing having conditioned him to hate homosexuality despite him partaking in it currently.

All of course in his inner basic desire to be accepted and loved without the need of changing himself. After all, that's what it is REALLY all about. Man woman; HE just wants someone that would pamper him and stand him as much as his mother did (aka nobody in the fucking planet)