I tuned into this show to see what the hype was. I couldn't last a full minute

I tuned into this show to see what the hype was. I couldn't last a full minute.
>girl sounds like she's 40 despite being a teen presumably
>some disembodied flying horse head with an annoying voice
>fighting a pirate dolphin or some shit
Did I get memed on?

>girl sounds like she's 40
This is a big problem for me too. Funny how they did this with the female lead, nut not the other potential love interests.

not even watching a full minute of a show is a meme

You should watch the first few episodes ironically.

>he didn't have the mental fortitude to sit through more than 60 seconds of a TV show he didn't immediately like
Kids today have shit attention spans.

Pshhhh, I put the show down in one bocunopicosecond. Beat that fags.

>needing to sit through 30 minutes of shit to realize it's shit

>t. Barry

>Bait this obvious

Have you people never seen a teenage girl in real life? They don't sound like in your japanese animes.

>60 seconds = 1800 seconds
Lol you're literally retarded. Why would anyone brag about this?

So why haven't you improved your life yet

That's not how critique works. You need to watch the entire fucking show for your criticism to be taken seriously.

I don't think you actually watched an episode since none of things together correspond to a minute in the whole series

>m-m-my show isn't shit!
>h-here, watch the WHOLE thing so you can see!

I think he's talking about the episode The Bounce Lounge.

You don't need to watch the whole thing.

Watch Mewberty.

>I couldn't last the first 5 seconds,, what is this shit

...

Nice rhetorics, now give a proper argument against needing to experience an entire show to be able to provide a proper evaluation of its overall quality

>some disembodied flying horse head with an annoying voice
Okay, seriously? Ponyhead is one of, if not THE best and most entertaining characters on the show. If PH alone isn't enough to make you watch, you have shit taste user.

Careful you'll invite the hoard of Star Vs sheeptards saying stuff like this.

I think it's mostly a mixture of Steven Universe fans hating on one of their biggest rivals. Oh and some CIA agents fighting against other CIA agents.

>not all of my show is shit! Just some parts! Watch the whole thing so I can prove it!
No thanks. First impressions are lasting.

Seems like a
>holds up spork
to me

Nice digits and nice taste.

I just told you. Go watch Mewberty.

But you're just a master baiter and have no interest in actually watching the show.

Go back to >>/mlp/

my first impression of you is that you are a retard because you base your entire opinion of a show on less than 60 seconds in the middle of a random episode out of context

Well this thread turned to shit pretty quick, then again what else was I expecting

Seems like mostly Star vs fans getting baited with the same stale shit and falling for it over and over to me.

>he doesn't like my show!
>how is this possible?!
>he must be a troll!

Did you expect everyone to suck your dick for your opinion

i like her voice desu

SVTFOE fans get way more aggro than SU fans when someone says he doesn't like their show on this board.

Her voice actress is actually in her mid 20s

You literally haven't been here long enough if you can't recognize shitposting patterns of angry lesbians vs angry basement dwelling males.

>>not all of my show is shit! Just some parts! Watch the whole thing so I can prove it!
who are you quoting? me, or some hypothetical user that you made up in your head?

> First impressions are lasting
no they don't

Also, to be clear, me "attacking" your reasoning in evaluating the show does not mean that I am defending it, I just find your kind of people very irritating, it's so common on this board

sounds like =/= is

It's disgusting.
Sounds like a woman trying to imitate a man.

Not an argument.

Whatever it is Star Vs sheep fall for it every time.

Nope expected reasonable discussion about the show and instead got name calling and shit flinging, but I digress, I expected too much

It doesn't get good til ep 8, is the typical response to this. The first half of season 1 is so lol random, then disney execs stop meddling at around ep 6 then its just a slope up.

"couldn't last a full minute" doesn't exactly generate much discussion beyond" then maybe you should watch more than that before the judging the entire thing"

Attack of the angry lesbians and spooks: the thread: the game.

>Nope expected reasonable discussion about the show and instead got name calling and shit flinging,
you best be joking if you're this guy

So you're telling me that.....this thread was bait?

I got used to the voice fairly quickly. My thing with that is it just made me want someone to make a Magical Girl series where the protgaonist is 40 instead of a teenager. Could be sexy as fuck.

yes an argument

>SvtFoE bait threads keep appearing
>not/sveg/ fragments into different threads for waifu posting, telling people the show is good, and more waifuism.
>People who actually want to talk about the series don't have anywhere to post.
Well played user.
But you've only broken up the tumor: the pieces are now free to spread across the board...

>Did I get memed on?

No, user, it's just not for you.

It's okay.

For you, there's lots and lots of Teen Titan's Go, Clarence, We Bare Bears, and Steven Universe episodes.

If none of that catches your interest, maybe try Bubble Guppies?

Go! Enjoy what you like!

projecting is not an argument

now there are like a million threads instead of one

>bocunopicosecond


THIS SHOULD BE A THING

blame the janitors

Star's and Ponyhead's voices is the best part of this show.

>
>>I couldn't last the first 5 seconds,, what is this shit


ONE

PUMP

CHUMP

>I think it's mostly a mixture of Steven Universe fans hating on one of their biggest rivals.


This is true.

GIGA-SATAN HAS SPOKEN.

Nice quads of evil!

>i like her voice

Me, too. I really like the fact that she sounds like an actual teenage girl, not a squeaky-voiced Nippon girl-thing screeching at me.

Go, I hate that 'ultra-squeak' girl voice thing the Japs do. Fuuuuuck.

>desu


Da fuck does that even mean?

The thread is cleaved. And there's a lizard in one of the fragments.

>It doesn't get good til ep 8


You see, I fucking hate this idiocy.

No.

Don't tell newfags to skip the first eight episodes. There's a lot of great shit in the first eight episodes.

I read that as boicuntpuccisecond

It's not that they should skip them, it's that they should know they're not great and to endure them.

Here's your (you) fuccboi, now get lost

So much this. Animetards should kill them kys selves.

>Nope expected reasonable discussion about the show
>"I watched less than a minute of a random episode"
>Expecting rational discussion

Why can't we live in anime and cartoon harmony?

>The state of not/sveg/ in a nutshell.

I don't get this at all because I'm a fan of the show but I feel like it's obvious that it's not a show for everyone

Because one group likes children's programming and the other likes foreign children's programming.