Just finished Iron Fist, Sup Forums. Did I like it?

Just finished Iron Fist, Sup Forums. Did I like it?

Yes

No

Maybe

Colleen's tits and Joy's ass were literally the only good parts from it.

that asian girl should have been in Star Wars

I don't know

You liked the Drunken Monkey fight but that's it. You hated the rest so much that you skipped Defenders.

Only rêdditors hate it
Are you one?

yes

...she actually was, she was a pilot in TFA, she even survived.

pics now

no way, didn't even recognized her

I dont know much about Iron Fist.
i'm hoping to see Shang Chi for season 2 though . in the comics he's the greatest at h2h combat on marvel (statement backed by IF himself)

Of course you, its second best netflix capeshit after first season of Daredevil. It got great villain (old Meachum), great support characters (Meachum siblings). Havent seen Punisher and Defenders yet though.

also

Both are better than Iron Fist.

Get off Sup Forums Scott, your shows fucking suck/

>Be in a show called Iron Fist
>Be the Iron Fist
>Dont miss a chance to say to everyone you're the Iron Fist
>You cant even use the Iron Fist properly
>13 episodes and the Iron Fist is used only a couple of times

What did they mean by this?

Marvel had absolutely no idea how to properly adapt the fantastical world of Iron Fist into the gritty realistic one of their Netflix universe and as a consequence dropped the ball on basically every level.
Also, cheap and lazy fight choreographs that were supposed to make up the only thing capable of redeeming a show centered around a Kung-Fu master, the action sequences.

came here to say this. without collen in yoga pants this show would be unwatchable

bro what are you smoking Colleen's ass was top tier. love a fatty on an Asian chick

I never said Colleen's ass wasn't nice.

>Did I like it
You can't. Danny Rand was such a fucking shit character. The ONLY time he was at all likable was when he was quoting mystical kung fu mumbo jumbo to a bunch of normal people. And he should have been doing that ALL THE TIME. This guy spent half his fucking life in some alternate magic dimension with a bunch of slant eyed monks. His mannerisms, coping mechanisms and thought processes should reflect that. Instead he was just Average Joe who did kicks and punches. Shit was retarded.

Playing it straight was their main mistake. They went Bruce Lee when they should've went Jackie Chan. Here's the fix:
>Danny Rand = overpowered, wisecracking badass who holds back due to Buddhist "I-don-wan-trouble" bullshit
>Colleen all like "r u ever serious bro"
>Emotional scene in which Danny be all like "the monks made us hide our emotions etc" hence his reason for running away and remaining a goofball
>Climax: Colleen gets kidnapped, Danny gets all glowing-eye agro, epic one-shot 10 minute brutal infiltration/revenge scene a la the end of 28 Days Later
>Colleen all like, "What did you do...", Danny all like "I got serious" and then they fuck gratuitously, full penetration shown
I'LL TAKE MY EMMY NOW PLEASE

anyone have that webm in good quality or screencaps in good quality?

maybe you should be all like kys yourself bro

Schmordant

Hnnnngg

Daily reminder that Sup Forums won't let this in the ethnostate

All they had to do was base a series around Fraction and Brubakers run on Iron Fist. It would have had places for the other Defenders to show up, it would have explain the actual Iron Fist and Kun Lun better.

Iron Fist is fucking great and this series and this Danny Rand was a fucking insult.

Go back.

Pics. Now.
Your King demands it

yes but not for the reason the show expected you. you mostly found ward fun and enjoyed it in the same way bad movies are enjoyed

Just finished reading the first two words in OP's post, what are my thoughts on this?

I disagree. I think he thought Howard was the best Defender-villain so far, but found Ward forgettable.

the fuck was up with that guy's accent, though? Australian doing Chinese, or visa-versa?

Yes

>Marvel had absolutely no idea how to properly adapt the fantastical world of Iron Fist

Netflix keeps shoving in boring office drama into all of their superhero shows. It never fails. The last thing I want to see in a kung fu story are corporate suits bitching at each other over stock prices. They even ruined the Punisher the same way.

NO, you only liked the Asian puss.

Why did disney cast that fat midget for tlj they they literally used this qt on the first one?

Hapa puss. Far superior.

I didnt get far enough in the show to see this, someone webbum me plz

why is she so perfect bros

any webm of that scene?

>Netflix original

God, no.

They struck a goldmine with Daredevil season 1 and they've kept releasing the same shit twice a year ever since.

stoked for season 3 of Hallway Fighter

idk, but Jessica is a top qt

>u will never have a dragon lady gf
why live

1/4

2/4

3/4

4/4

Is it bad that I want to destroy my "white" heritage in her?

Gay

>swn be your kaishakunin
Why even live, bros?

has the best opening credits

THIS IS DANNY RAND, THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST, PROTECTOR OF K'UN LUN, SWORN ENEMY OF THE HAND. HE'S GOT MY BACK. I SUGGEST NOT GETTING PUNCHED BY HIM

BEST Netflix Marvel show, Hands Down.

best overall characters (daredevil was good villain, protagonist, so-so otherwise) and good action scenes

>Havent seen Punisher and Defenders yet though.
Defenders is pretty bad, Punisher is good overall but has flaws.

it was terrible. defenders wasn't much better

Imo the best couple in marvel tv so far, I watched it for her, wasn't as bad as I expected I even enjoyed it, but DD is still the best show

It means you're not beyond saving.

Nah. Daredevil has the best opening credits song, Defenders has the best opening credits graphics.

LOL

This is the one I have

This

you didnt get past the 2 episode like me

You loved it but you don't want to go against popular consensus so you pretend to hate it.

Any webms of Colleens ass walking around

It's almost as if it was some kind of origin story or something

i have none. However, I'd like to posit that Finn Jones is obviously gay, as any hetero man would've been nursing a semi in every scene where she sports yoga pants, aka all of them. I checked, but no bulge. Case closed.

God damn!!! WOW

Being an origin story isn't an excuse for bad writing, laughable action scenes and fight choreograhy and annoying, uninteresting characters.

>take a movie's worth of plot
>stretch it across 13 hours

must be marvel netflix time!

>checked
>bulge
I have news for you

Well, I didn't vote for ya.

Sure those are valid complaints but the complaint was that he doesn't use the Iron Fist enough, in an origin story.

...

Ass shots now faggot or delete this thread

The reasons for him being or not being able to use it are often related to cheap plot conveniences, due to bad writing.

thats it, can someone turn it in webm pls?

>that look of disgust

...

Here she is twirling around in boy-shorts in a poorly-lit dojo.

Fucking nice. thanks user

It was okay. You just watch it for the Meachums, Colleen and some okay fight scenes.

Not great, but way better than Luke Cage

The first half of Luke Cage is better than the entirety of Iron Fist.

Fucking shitty. Can't see shit, no good ass shots here. Fuck off

Yeah but how about that choreo though.

1/2

Okay time for some Joy y'all

2/2

It's pretty shit too

like, high quality webm

It was okay.

Hand was extremely overused even before it came out so that’s a problem.

Didn’t mind Danny although the actor isn’t the greatest

Thought there’d be some interesting corporate drama, same way DD seasons have little bits of lawyer drama, but after piquing my interest it never returned.

Danny, the meachum siblings, and colleen were all enjoyable characters. Night nurse Rosario Dawson was 100% not needed and only took away from every scene or plot she was a part of

Still better than Luke Cage (completely missed like 3/4 of his awesome blacksploitation character, along with way too much jazz artistic shit, and shit main villain while killing off the early villain too quick), and Jessica jones (kilgrave was entertaining but the ‘badass misanthrope’ thing they tried with Jessica was too try hard, and letting kilgrave escape all those times was infuriating and bad writing )

I have several ratings for a movie/tv show.
>Turned it off after only a few minutes
>It was horrible, will never watch again
>It was horrible but enjoyed it because I love bad movies with that special bad movie quality.
>It was OK, glad I watched it once
>It was great, but still will only watch it once (usually reserved for hard to watch movies like Grave of Fireflies)
>It was fucking amazing, part of my movie collection

Iron Fist is in the "It was OK, glad I watched it once" catagory

Holy fuck agreed.

Still, it's a shame. I wanted a fucking superhero kung-fu show. What I got was a above average kung-fu show. Big difference between Columbo and Batman.

>Danny
>enjoyable character

This right here. They pulled the same shit with Phase 2 MCU too, but the bad guys were always some form of dull capitalist suit.