Guess who's sad at being a 27 year old ugly beta loser subhuman who has never had female attention ever, no friends or social experiences since school, has never been to a pub, club, or party, and who became the ugly loner nobody speaks to within one day of his job and all previous jobs?
Guess who has no passions in life and feels like there is a propaganda war telling him to read lots of boring old books instead of what he likes? Guess who sees everything as work? Guess who doesn't have the balls to act according to his own intuitions and interests instead of what people say he should do?
Guess who had a job interview for a slightly better job today but who realises if he actually worked 9-5 instead of barely working at his current job then he'd go insane? Guess who has a 9-5 job which requires zero effort?
Guess who is going in to central London to visit a famous museum, walk around, browse Sup Forums on his phone, drink coffee, and feel sad about life?
Guess who saw a Chad and Stacey kissing on the underground today and had his feelings of bitterness over being a rejected social outcast emerge? Guess who can't stand seeing young people when his youth was wasted?
Guess who can't bear to sit in his flat and spend endless hours on stuff he wants to do, like learning maths, programming stuff, or reading books he likes, because he needs to go outside to feel less alone and like his youth isn't being wasted? Guess whose main hobby for the past 3 years, apart from wasting incredible amounts of time on the internet, has been walking outside feeling sad about life and hoping his fading youth spontaneously sparks to life because he "just went outside bro!"