Supernatural returns in one week. Post memes, r8, h8, deb8, mastrub8 on waifus, seasons, big bads, concepts, etc

Supernatural returns in one week. Post memes, r8, h8, deb8, mastrub8 on waifus, seasons, big bads, concepts, etc.

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Been rewatching through the series. Dean is kind of a dick to Castiel in 6 and 7 isn't he?

Also Dick Roman is charismatic as fuck

It's the episode that's gonna spawn the Wayward Sisters spinoff show. I'm not even sure if Sam and Dean are gonna be in the episode desu, I think it's just Jody and the 2 black chicks.

>Dean is kind of a dick to Castiel in 6 and 7 isn't he?
Castiel went rogue on them and declared himself "God". Makes sense for Dean to act that way.

>Dick Roman is charismatic as fuck
Really carried the Leviathan mytharc for me. If only he had shown some more impressive powers. Then again their whole point is that they are unmatched physically, not magically.

>the badly photoshopped images of Dick
I don't know if that's part of the satirical theme but damn do they always kill my sides

Sam and Dean will be on the episode. And it's not just the two black chicks. Claire will be there too

>Decide to be fine until the end of the week. Make yourself smile, because you're alive and that's your job. Then do it again the next week. I call it being professional. Do it right, with a smile, or don't do it.

Season 7 aged really well for me

ONE WAY, OR ANOTHER
I'M GONNA FIND YA

More 6 than 7 really. I get the frustration over the Crowley shit, and the God shit, and then the Leviathan shit. Dean is still my best boy but still.

I noticed those terrible Photoshops too. Goddamn. Also all the dick jokes.

Well, what's a best friend if you don't get to act a dick to each other every now and then. Also Eve is underrated

Remember when white eyed demons were the most terrifyingly powerful demons?

this fucking guy. he was good on hell on wheels as well.

Yeah I liked Eve too

I also liked Alastair

>we killed the Yellow-Eyed-Demon
>but there's LILITH
>and ALASTAIR
>Okay, they're dead too
>CROWLEY
>He's on our side, kind of
>The KNIGHTS OF HELL
>All dead
>Okay, but how about THE PRINCES OF HELL
At this point we're gonna see the fucking Margraves of Hell. Stop turning it into feudal Europe Jesus Christ.

good taste

Hell is usually depicted in pop culture as an hierarchy anyway. Besides, the Princes of Hell were what drew me back to the show.

What I really want to know now is how the hierarchy actually works because it's been so fucked up. As amazing the newer ones are, there doesn't seem to be any strict gaps among the classes now

>Lilith is the oldest demon and is in line for the throne but Alastair isn't
>Princes are also in line for the throne and are younger than Lilith but at least one of them can barehandedly kill an angel--something not even the White eyed demons could do
>Cain is the leader of the Knights but is in his own league and is virtually indestructible due to the Mark and can kill other high-tier threats due to the First Blade

The way I see it, Lilith was only important as the first human turned, and isn't that OP in her right or a good fighter. Basically Lucifer's trophy wife.

Princes are physically stronger but definitely subservient to the Devil - maybe like a President's Cabinet vs. the First Lady, the Cabinet is more powerful and influential but the First Lady gets to talk shit and get away with it.

Cain struck me as a Delta Forces type deal, the Knights were, as their name says, straight-up warriors with no or little political power. Cain himself might be stronger than a Prince (like how a Marine can kick the ass of the Secretary of Defense) but that doesn't mean he's above him in the hierarchy, and he never seemed to care about playing the game.

It does make sense if you look at it as a mixture of power and politics, instead of just raw strength.

remember when Sam hit a dog?

>Lilith was only important as the first human turned
Age is a major factor in power levels in Supernatural, and even with the seemingly powerful Princes, the show made sure to explicitly mention that Lilith predated the Princes, and that the rightful rulers of Hell were Lilith and the Princes. But considering the Princes were made to be generals, I can see your point.

>Princes are physically stronger but definitely subservient to the Devil
Have you seen Colonel Sanders though

I meant physically stronger than Lilith.

Also I fucking love Asmodeus, most fun villain since Dick Roman.

Yeah. That was when he left the business and his brother and Cass to die in Purgatory and Kevin to the demons.

No I'm kidding

>Also I fucking love Asmodeus
Fucking finally. I like Crowley but I've missed having a threatening ruler of hell for a while now. I thought Abaddon would be the game changer but nope.

>tfw Asmodeus' special power is magically popping KFC in your throat

claire makes my penis hard

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>waifus
Husbandos is where the money is at.

good taste

>Cass doesn't fully understand why he's aroused by this
>He asks Dean about why his penis is erect
>"It hasn't done that since Meg kissed me, Dean. Is it some kind of hex?"

>waifus
What waifus?
There has been no Amy since ep 3
And she's not for lewd!
Most of the others have been murdered by tumblr one after one...

>she's not for lewd!
Whatever gets you through the night, user

Fucking lost my shit when he pulled that "I watch the bees" crap

>Bella never joined the cast full time as a Crowley-esque loveable rogue figure
>She and Dean never hooked up
>She wasn't heartbroken about not being able to save Dean from being dragged by Hellhounds
>She didn't reveal to Sam that the same fate awaited her in a year
>Season 4 didn't have a secondary plot of trying to save her
>She didn't die at the hands of Ruby, making Ruby's betrayal hurt even more and making Dean even more dedicated to fucking up Lucifer
>the status of her soul was never used as a bargaining chip by Crowley
So much lost potential because some Tumblr landwhales couldn't handle Dean having a girlfriend.

You saw nothing!
And you never will!
Amy is pure, PURE!!

Who are you talking about?

holy shit this is amazing. I hope TWD dies so JDM and Lauren can come back to us

You give Bella an importance she never had.
She was just a parallel as someone who was going to hell like Dean was.

She was a secondary character in season 3. I'd just upgrade her slightly, to about the status Castiel had in 4 or Kevin in 9. Not even remotely radical.

>You give Bella an importance she never had
what show did you watch?
>a foil to the boys
>essentially the Irene Adler to the Winchesters' Holmes and Watson
>a character aware of the supernatural but does something differently to explore the gray area between good and evil
Her addition was pure kino

Only the cutest cute that ever lived, who was only for 1 ep and remains the best grill and perfect waifu for Dean's endgame.
But it's alright.... she's shrouded in obscurity as the rarest and most underrated waifu on this board.

>a literal semen demon

[insert head joke]

Between her and Katie Cassidy season 3 has yet to be matched in number and frequency of qts

Yes! I always called S3 in my head as the waifu season.

S4 gave us this ensemble though, which I really hoped would be semi-standard for at least a couple seasons.

>angel and demon on the backseat
>Dean, I think you're confusing real life and porn again

>loveable rogue
she was never lovable. Obnoxious and annoying more like

i want that reaction image

So when are we getting a busty asian babe waifu?

t. cancer shipfag

check the archives, dude

pic related

I know, I loved that two-parter. So sad they did nothing with Anna Milton and then turned her into a Michael stan only for the brothers to kill her.

Dean/Anna and Sam/Ruby in the Mystery Machine would have been GOAT.

I will bet 5 Canadian dollars that we leave Cool Giant Monster Dimension extremely quickly

So quickly in fact that there's no need to show any budget-bending giant monsters

she's not that busty and she's barely a character

Above average for a slim girl like that, especially an Asian one.

>implying Dean has bad standards
fight me irl user

>Dean/Anna
>Ready for Love - Bad Company

youtube.com/watch?v=mkqh-gPkmMw

FUCKING KINO

>check the archives, dude
i swear i'm so fucking dumb today i didn't even think of that.

Dean has been
>Death
>a vampire
>a Jefferson Starship
>a knight of hell
>destined to be the perfect vessel for the strongest archangel

He has been to
>the past
>the future
>Heaven
>Hell
>Purgatory
>Avalon
>Apocalypse world
>Dinoland

W E W

t.cancer waifufag

>actual footage of your shipping cancer

>Oh, America--all-you-can-eat, all the time. Consume, consume. A swarm of locusts in stretch pants. And yet, you're all still starving because hunger doesn't just come from the body, it also comes from the soul.

KINO

I cant watch it anymore. Its just so shit.

It was shit in seasons 6-10. It's been kino ever since.

i get it if you don't like 6 and 7 but 9 is a whole level of shit entirely and it's way way worse than the rest of the seasons you mentioned

I can't even remember most of season 9. I remember there was an angel civil war and Abaddon did stuff but everything else escapes me.

Metatron killed Dean and Sam was angel possessed for a while, right?

>I can't even remember most of season 9
Exactly. Let's leave it forgotten.

>50-60 posts
about the average post count before the thread dies

Well, there's not much to talk about without new episodes.
Hope the simulwatch threads get a decent amount of posters.

yeah but we have 13 seasons' worth of material to discuss

OooOOoo Death! OOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOooooooooo Deaaaaaath!

I love how this show portrays Yahweh as an uncaring amoral asshole who just made the universe for shits and giggles.

easily among the top 3 entrances

>leaves responsibility for caring over earth on the shoulders of two mortals

CHUCK IS A SELFISH ASSHOLE JERK

I wanted to see Darkness wreck his shit. The multiverse thing also means there are gorillions of universes he just abandoned as well making him one of the greatest assholes in fiction.

Currently Sneed

if Chuck can magically wave me to be a Winchester that doesn't get left rotting in the cage, I will be more than happy

Actually, would he even be the god of those universes?
Technically he's just the god of this one.

Quotes you like?

>Bobby: And how are we suppose to do all this genius?
>Dean: I got no idea. But what I do have is a GED and a give-'em-hell attitude and I'll figure it out.

God is probably singular but omnipresent (or could choose to be omnipresent)

What are the chances of Death being revealed as not actually dead? ;_;

In the Apocalypse Universe there's a second Lucifer (killed by that universe's Michael) and a second Michael so maybe there's also a second Chuck? Or maybe that's why the angels didn't see Chuck for millenia because he's been visiting the other universes?

I GOTTA DEMON IN ME DEAN

I'M A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF FREAK

I consider Death's and Castiel's intro scenes as top two. What would the top third be?

did you quote the right post?

Famine, Eve and Raphael for me. Not close to the two you mentioned though

I've been hoping for that ever since his dreadful exit from the show.

God confirmed he existed outside the universe meaning hes outside of every universe since time only exists in a universe thus every God in those universe is Chuck himself.

>Quotes you like?
these
and pic related. you can ignore the left panels

Fuck, Crowley is messing with my keyboard again. This should have been in reply to this post. I was thinking Eve's intro would be the top third but forgot about Raphael's so I would put Raphael's #3 and Eve #4 especially if you combine that scene in your pic with the prev season when Raphael was going to take Chuck and Castiel stayed to hold him off. I don't remember Famine's intro scene I have to watch it again on YT.

To me, he never died he's just exiled to far corner of universe and it's taking time for him to travel back to earth.

>I was thinking Eve's intro would be the top third but forgot about Raphael's so I would put Raphael's #3 and Eve #4
Raphael's is flashier, but Eve's appeal lies on the her actual entrance and Bobby's voice over of the ominous text about something ancient actually crossing over to Earth

Famine has the same charm, with Castiel's voice over explaining how he will march across the land and posion the air. I thought at the time that his wheelchair was his steed

>I thought at the time that his wheelchair was his steed

That never occurred to me until I read your post and I agree with you and I think that's the intention of the writer/director.

I hated Ruby in her debut appearance and I've hated her in every subsequent rewatch. I prefer Meg.

c'mon, dude, don't be hating on the mother of sam's son.

i really miss him lads

dean ruby is good

chuck will resurrect him. or death (the original death who, as said, will return from exile) will bring him back from that place where castiel was. or jack will bring him back.

For real though. I always found her annoying and suspicious.

Who knows, but definetly not as Sheppard.

>not as sheppard

;_;

Mark doesn't seem to be in conflict with all the cast, at the very least. But he still doesn't seem to want to come back

i'm hoping they're just keeping sheppard guesting a secret for sweeps week. i'm not a girl but i WILL squeal like a girl if that happens.

>I always found her annoying and suspicious
who would have thought?

>ruby is good
a good cocksucker?

Yeah shes a black-eyed bitch but not in a fun way like Meg and Crowley were

>ruby is good
in bed

>needing a bed
weak game, little brother

never watched the series before, why is it every girl I know have a ladyboner for the two main guys?