Post expectations
Post expectations
Eli Hughes
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Julian Fisher
So low.
Joshua Anderson
It'll be a mess
Gabriel Thomas
I don't want to think about this shit long enough to develop any.
Logan Hernandez
Emilia Clarke will be the main character who does everything in the plot hangs on while Lando and Han dick around meaninglessly and the female character exceeds their competence at all times. Another paint-by-the-numbers feminist propaganda piece.
Evan Richardson
It will be a cookie cutter Star Wars flick instead of a crime ridden raunchy romp set son Nar Shaddaa.
Jordan Russell
It will actually be kino saved by reshoots and editing, but no one will see it and critics will pan it.
Hunter Watson
this
Luis Carter
>instead of a crime ridden raunchy romp set son Nar Shaddaa.
Which is what it should have been. Solo isn't a great guy before he meets Luke. Keeps his head down, dumps his cargo, fucks a bunch of alien women.
Juan Edwards
>raunchy romp
That's for the next spinoff starring the Rock
Gavin Powell
I wish I could post an empty post.
Hudson Sullivan
This
Andrew Edwards
Sadly this is likely the case, It's called SOLO and yet the main character is going to be the woman, what a joke.
Elijah Bell
The treads are going to be nuts.
>Mainstream cinema is so dead, the only thing to look forward to is shitposting about them
Evan Jenkins
Save.
So boring.
Ethan Clark
i will most likely not enjoy it as much as a danny elfman record of the same name from 1984
Parker Kelly
Elfman is a dull joke too these days.
James Richardson
You know how the opening of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade has that retarded train sequence where everything interesting about Indiana just so happened to all occur one right after the other. This whole movie is going to be that sequence for Han Solo, but instead of it lasting just five minutes, it's going to last for two fucking hours.
Josiah Watson
Tyler Baker
What is there? The snakes, the hat...?
Josiah Bailey
Nah, I suspect the opposite. The original directors were probably making more interesting kino before the studio stepped in and buried it under a layer of glossy, predictable trash.
Jack Gray
Fear of snakes. Hat. Whip. Cut on chin.
Jonathan Torres
Epic friend simulator!
Landon Ross
agreed its like he is IV injecting soy products
sad how he has disowned much of his 80's work
Matthew Green
>The original directors were probably making more interesting kino
Fucking retard.
Isaac Campbell
>Emilia Clarke will do everything like said
>at one point there will be a GoT reference
>Woody Harrelson will get drunk
>New droid sidekick
>Chewbacca will be in the movie for 10 minutes in total
Liam Howard
Good to see you Kathleen
Mason Miller
Yes, studio interference will save this movie! Their instincts are always correct!