What? AFTER FUCKING TEN YEARS THAT'S ALL I SAVED?
What? AFTER FUCKING TEN YEARS THAT'S ALL I SAVED?
shut up baumann
FIFTY
NINE
MINUTES
It's salt!
bend over bend over let p l i n k e t t c o m e o v e r
What is?
and then anakin kneeled before monstermash and then pledged allegiance to the graveyard smash
>I wrote it all down here in muh creepy notebook!
>Also onboard the ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-a-bad-guy, and Admiral Bone-To-Pick
>But they don't mention them.
I feel like Plinkett's complaint about Anakin falling to the Dark Side is pretty good. He DOES essentially get tricked into it. It makes Anakin come off as a dumbass. Actually, the entire trilogy makes Anakin seem kind of stupid.
The moment when Sidious was like "Sorry I don't actually know how to stop your wife from dying but I'm sure we can figure it out at some point in the future" was the moment when Anakin should have lost it and tried to kill Sidious for being a lying faggot.
and then sidious should have cut of his arm and tied him up and force waterboarded him.
we might have actually felt sympathy for anakin and it would make sense that he lost to obi wan.
Almost woke up the entire house with that joke. The disguises combined with his delivery are just hilarious.
I just finished watching this guys COP DOG review
> If they made a movie about when my dead wife appears at the foot of my bed in the middle of the night whispering "HARRY!"
>The movie wouldn't be called "Dollar Store Cashier Wife"
>It would be called FUCK OFF GHOST!
this is the most slept on plinkett joke
Good bye, Samuel! I hope you burn in hell!
The plinkett segments are probably the best parts of his reviews.
Nadines revenge was too much though
Was Cop Dog something originally meant for BotW that Mike was just so offended by that he had to dissect it personally?
>Hit the music, Johnny!
>I said hit it, Johnny!
>...Oh, that's right. Johnny died of colorectal cancer.
cop dog is way older than best of the worst.
Nigger, u wot? BotW has been around since 2013.
Does anyone know the name of the music he uses during this bit? They also use it here: youtu.be
And the Cop Dog review is older than that.
by like a year maybe two tops but yeah they used to have stuff on blip or whatever the reviewers used until Disney bought it
>Captain I'm-a-bad-guy
They re-uploaded it to youtube more recently when they stopped using blip to host their videos. I think it came out shortly after the episode III review.
fuck this STD shill
holy fuckin shit look at those thighs
>Hollywood and advertisers have a term they use to avoid being called racists.
>The term they use is "the Urban Market."
>Now the Urban Market once stole my TV, so I know they like movies.
I Squeeze Gats
Mmmhhh I like to fuck my cat.
It took me a while to realize that the printer joke was actually a callback to the 'Revenge of the Jedi' bit earlier on
>"Revenge......revenge"
DO YOU GET IT?
DO YOU GET IT NOW PAUL FEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE!
FFFFFFFUCK YOU FATSO!
WORLD WAR ONE
I KNOW BECAUSE I SOLD IT TO YOU
It's not even close to the one I posted but thanks
you might not have noticed it
>but yer brain did
"They left shit in my bin? My plastic bin"
Also
"This is the police, we're breaking down the door"
"Oh God, they're breaking down the door"
What the fuck, is that really Mike?
>the first Jew in star wars
>cut to Jabba's little puppet monster
The "Nigger Grave Digger" in the flesh
Mike "Fourth Reich" Stolkasa doesn't take shit from darkies.
milwaukee is the most racially segregated city in america for a reason...
>the black half of Milwaukee is literally nicknamed Killwaukee
Which review is better: Cop Dog or Baby's Day Out?
Cop Dog by a mile imo
Baby's Day Out has great moments
>While the audience is praying for death
I honestly hope he analyses Wish Upon before Last Jedi.
>FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
fuck the pain away
>FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
fuck the pain away
>FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
fuck the pain away
>FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
fuck the pain away
How did Mike not realize that the weird pause button shape in Cop Dog was the back of a street sign?
tfw you have just about every line memorized from the Plinkett Reviews
en.wikipedia.org
>Baby's Day Out was tremendously popular in South Asia, including India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh. In India, the movie was played at the largest theater in Calcutta for over a year. Recalling a trip to Calcutta, Roger Ebert says, "I asked if Star Wars had been their most successful American film. No, I was told, it was Baby's Day Out..."
I want to go to an indian screening of baby's day out now
>1. star wars has become a living nightmare that you can never wake up from until you're dead and even then I can't guarantee it.
Stop dancing
Stop dancing
STOP DANCING
>you have just about every line memorized from the Plinkett Reviews
vocaroo yourself ejaculating to the olsen twins as proof
mmmmm...I like to fuck my cat
this will always be my favorite Plinkett joke.
Oh, I didn't mean to say that out loud
>time to break it down
>uh huh, aw yeah
>i got my cat pregnant
Nah I'm kidding the word is FUCK
All his Trek reviews are criminally underrated. Generations is his best, either that or Nemesis. The Plinkett reviews work so much better when Mike clearly hates a film and has a very personal investment in the subject matter, he's never gonna top his TNG ones.
Seriously if you're in this thread and you haven't seen one or all of them, go watch them now. They have the added benefit of rewatchability, something the prequel reviews lose with all the Nadine narrative bullshit. It's fine the first time, afterwards it's just fluff.
It still wouldn't have fit with "was seduced by the dark side".
I mean, god damn. Two fucking lines end up being better than three whole movies. "Good friend", "seduced by the dark side".
How could you fuck THAT up?
>Hey what are you doing here? This isn't even remotely related to star trek
>...That doesn't mean I can't ask questions
>NO! Get out.
>Earth tones people! Everyone wears Earth tones! Browns and beige and browns and beige. Everybody's wearing Earth tones because they live on a planet.
They sorta need the more hyper tone and break-off jokes of the more modern reviews. They kinda drone on a little too much.
Also, while the prequel reviews are mostly NOT from a fanboy standpoint, the Trek ones are. Which is... not bad, but not as good.
But yes, they're good stuff anyway. The way they condemn the difference between TNG show and movies marked what Star Trek would end up becoming with the new movies.
>We saw our first black X-Wing pilot, who died. There was an Asian pilot, who... also died. And Lando even had a Hispanic co-pilot. In Jedi we also got to see the first Jew in Star Wars.
Would I enjoy them if I only have a passing familiarity with Star Trek?
Probably be best if you've at least seen the TNG movies.
and what does anakin do??
>Anakin kneels before the monster mash
>and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash
I have never seen a single Trek episode in my life. I found them very entertaining.
...
Was there a payoff to that Nadine stuff?
the cop out on youtube right now is a reupload in 2015 after blip tv was shutting down
cop out review came out in 2010, on blip.tv when they were still using that
>mfw the whole "Urban Market" short segment
I'm surprised he wasn't either framed with rape or murdered in Milwaukee.
chick got out after Jay was a massive orbiter and mike tried to cheat with her on you know who
They fear the ayrian warrior
Does being strong with the force = intelligence?
The storyline was concluded with the Revenge of Nadine video
And yet she still came back for Space Cop. It’s almost like you just made up some dumb shit out of nowhere.
>It’s almost like you just made up some dumb shit out of nowhere.
in a RLM thread?
inconceivable
STOP DANCING
STOP DANCING
REMEMBER SCARFACE?
STOP DANCING
I rewatched them recently and I was amazed at how good the Nemesis review was, it is definitely the most underrated one imo. The entire "Shinzon is Dr. Evil" bit alone was pure fucking gold, I was laughing my ass off.
why does he complain about people criticizing star wars when they made these reviews
>The Star Wars prequels didn't ruin my childhood, FUCKING POLIO DID
Mike doesn't do his own dirty work.
JewJewio walked into his bathroom and found Rich Evans waiting for him with a gun. He told him to get on his knees and then stuck the pistol in his mouth. Asked if he believes in God, then let him know that no God would save him. Asked him to start begging, masturbated while he pleaded for his life. Put the barrel in his mouth and blew his top off. As he walked out he said to the room mate, "He killed himself. If I start hearing otherwise, you might kill yourself too."
Drove off in a 2003 gray Toyota Camry blaring "Boys in the Bright White Sports Car."
Rich Evans is a stone cold motherfucker.
Did anyone see the half in the bag year wrap up? They tease at a plinkett review for Wish Upon
Kino
>somebody took this coupon from their ghostbusters blu ray and redeemed it for one free CHEEEEESY burger
>the burger so cheesy it has extra "EEES" in cheesy
>then that person took that burger
>and ate it in their dumpy apartment
>all alone
>and then cried.
>I LOVE GHOSTBUSTERS!
It's so dense, every image has so many things going on.
What is it with Ricks?
She's a professional, that's why
>uhhhh
Honestly there's a lot there to talk about, the movie's fucking retarded. I do love both sassy black friend characters in the movie though.
wish they'd repost those in single video form instead of parts
because theyre sick of star wars and sick of the manchildren that idolize them for those joke reviews
Mike Plinkett > Drunk Mike > Jay > Sober Mike > Rich as a punching bag > Rich Plinkett > Canadians = Evil Aidsmoby > Smartass Rich > Aidsmoby > Beardfat