What are some films about boats?

What are some films about boats?

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Titanic. I'm always badgering my gf to watch it with me.

CHAD NUMBER 1 FIGHTS CHAD NUMBER 2 FOR THE AFFECTIONS OF A BELOW AVERAGE WOMAN YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAY

The Memes are True, all of them.

kek this was my first thought

Apocalypse Now but it has elements of Fight Fight Fight

Life of Pi

All Is Lost just got added to Amazon

Women will never understand silent hero journey boy

I think it qualifies

speed 2 was actually a decent actioner with a female leader.

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Stop fucking Chad and you might get to experience autist kino

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true shipkino coming through

Master and Commander.

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Don't forget
>Chad sees girl for who she is and leaves THAT VAPID SLUT who the main character simultaneously hates and is jealous of.

Does Alien counts?
It's technically a boat, in space.

White Squall doesn't get enough love.

kekd

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That's it , really.

Silent Hero Journey Boy is kino

Ghost Ship
Pandorum
Waterworld

I'd rather watch all of those than some gay melodramatic romance movie. Give me boats or give me death.

Cabin Boy

I wanna throw a rock at this slut

Is she calling Snake Plissken an idiot? them's fighting words

I'll take Films women will never understand for $200

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Is this movie the ultimate male kino or what.
Movies women will N E V E R understand

LOL WEATHER

I spent twenty minutes trying to explain the Tiger to my sister.

Triangle, Jaws, Poseidon, Deep Rising, The Finest Hours, Ghost Ship, Death Ship
>only three of those are actually about boats though, the rest are ships

>Boats
she's not wrong

The Nina!
The Pinta!
The Santa Maria!

Why aren't there more naval or ship movies.

I unironically liked Life of Pi, All Is Lost, some parts of castway and Master and Commander. I know it might have to do with how expensive filming on water is.

Most of pirates is trash

This is how roasties see movies lmao

>Stop generalizing wymin
>I'm not like other wymin
>All guys are the same

The mind of a female is wrought with conflicting thoughts

What about unterseeboots? Do those count?

Also The Mosquito Coast, by the same director.

>Girl goes on a trip to "find herself" but all she does is find herself banging different guys everywhere she goes

I literally didn't get this movie. The wife was right.

Sounds like you and your sister both are retards.

only if überseeboots are counted

The Life Aquatic.

If it takes that long to get your point across you're not explaining it well. It would be different case if it was a conversation but 'trying to explain' implies a monologue or frustration.

>*texts whole film*
>"sorry user i didn't understand it, there was a lot of stuff that didn't make sense to me"

Since fucking when women think they know more about cinema than men? They like only romantic dramas and romantic comedies.

Tell me about Sans Soleil, you vapid bitch.

Surprisingly accurate to a majority of female movies.

>texts whole film
>"OMG THIS IS SO BORING WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON? WHO ARE THE BAD GUYS?"

She's not wrong. But only the first 2 rich boy hero movies were any good.

>some parts of M&C and castaway
>only some
women and or brainlet detected

City-slicker millennial detected.

Rich Boy Hero 3 was basically Rich Boy Hero 2 2.0. But Rich Boy Hero 4 was basically a clean slate

If my girlfriend tweeted something like that about me I'd beat her and rape her for it.

>texts whole film
>"sorry user i gotta see chad's football game now"

I mean some parts of Castway had ship moments in it, don't get your panties in a twist

>Rich Boy Hero 4 was basically a clean slate
And thats whats wrong with the nu-Rich Boy Hero fandom

One of my favorite Hilariously Bad Accent-Core movies.

Is Refn the king of Silent Hero Journey Boy-core?

What's wrong with saving the President? Is this a dig at Trump?

You know this was Judd Apatow shitting on white people?

I wanna see the boat movie

>NOT MUH RICH BOY HERO
fucking boomers

This. And thanks for the reminder, been meaning to rewatch.

>Rich Boy Hero 4 was basically a clean slate
It's so stupid how in rich boy hero 3 he gives up all his power to start fresh in the end then at the beginning of the sequel he gets it all back like losing it didn't even matter.

>President saves the President
There need to be its own genre.

>Ve vill not faile!

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Perfect Storm
Run Silent, Run Deep
Down Periscope
Hornblower series
The Sea Hawk
The Sea Wolf
Captain Ron
Captain James Cook series
Life Acquatic with Steve Zissou
Kon-Tiki
Finest Hours
In the Heart of the Sea

accurate

The Truman Show

From the director of Titanic:

Olympic - the One that Didn't Sink

I like the Fight series (up there with Refn's Pusher movies, desu), but I always thought it was dumb to name the sequels Fight Fight and Fight Fight Fight instead of Fight 2 and 3

You ever been a woman?

You forgot where she cuts her long hair short. Women are so brave.

Only in chat rooms ;^)

>Pandorum
I really want Ben Foster and Antje Traue to get more roles and recognition.

>Antje Traue
Maybe get a name that doesn't sound like a sub saharan brain parasite.

Maybe go fuck yourself.

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- Boats

My sister is crazy for this movie and not for the male actors

I'm sorry bro but your sister is actually a dude

10/10

In some things yes I guess.
Many women in my life are. My ex and my current GF loved 2049.

>Silent Hero Journey Boy

Mmm be very careful now

I’m with Louise and your girl on this one.
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pure fucking kino, love this movie, totally love it
Bach Cello Suite`s scene was absolutely patrician.
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>rich boy hero 4
>implying women don't like marvel shit.

hmm maybe get a better boyfriend you fucking retard

>look at me I'm female and can make superficial surface level criticisms about movies I don't like.

I hate when people try to make a profound statement but it doesnt really mean anything. Wtf even is Rich Boy Hero 4 or Fight Fight Fight? I mean what if I said the same but made it:
Single Drunk Mother Goes Clubbing In Her 40's 3
Bad Boy With A Golden Heart Loves Girl Forever 6
Chick Has Cancer So Sad
Empower Women Fucking Up A Perfectly Good Franchise 3

It sounds like im saying something, but it's not really deep.

>superficial surface level criticisms about movies I don't like.
Literally Sup Forums

Whoa, fucking deep bruh

>Fight Fight Fight
Pic related?

These.

>women completely unable to understand the concept of boats

truly the nigger of genders

>literal who
>blue checkmark
>whining about men, masculinity, or whites
EVERY FUCKING TIME