Back to the Future

>*enters Dec 25th, 0000*
>Witness the birth of Christ
What, was he going to risk transporting the DeLorean to the Middle East and Time Travel when he's already got Libyans after him, or just drive from pre-Columbian California to Judaea?

>Jesus was born on 25th December
American """"""""education""""""""

That's an obvious notion, please stay on topic

Jesus is a sun god. The new sun is born on the winter solstice. So, the birth is the 21st and the mass for Christ is a few days later to symbolize the gifts the wise men brought. You can blame Constantine for all this shit.

There was no year "0". Where would he have gone?

>tfw took the zeitgeist pill
must suck to be as stupid as you

time is a flat circle, he would have went to the end of time/beginning of time

>not factchecking history when you have a time machine

The numbers are just a designation for human use. It would have gone to the corresponding Epic in time being Before Time was recorded in the Common Era iev year zero

lmao imagine being as stupid as u heathen

Isn't time travel the ultimate form of fact checking?

>Elderly blacksmith bunking with teenage boy
They would have been lynched before Sunday

The Earth spins and goes around the Sun.
The Sun goes around the galaxy and the galaxy moves as well.

After solving the time travel problem, how did he solve the astrological drift problem?

I assume that's what the 88 mph does, provides a micromotion for small corrections in the calibration. Otherwise the Time Machine could easily be configured into a teleporter

Would have been funnier if
Dec 31 1969

The "son of God = sun of god" shit can't be true because the connection only works in English, and the original texts were certainly not written in english

The internet isn't yours anymore

The Bible does not give a specific date for the birth of Jesus Christ, as these reference works show:

“The true birth date of Christ is unknown.”—New Catholic Encyclopedia.

“The exact date of Christ’s birth is not known.”—Encyclopedia of Early Christianity.

While the Bible does not directly answer the question, ‘When was Jesus born?’ it does describe two events surrounding his birth that lead many to conclude that he was not born on December 25.

Not in winter

The registration. Shortly before Jesus was born, Caesar Augustus issued a decree ordering “all the inhabited earth to be registered.” Everyone had to register in “his own city,” which might have required a journey of a week or more. (Luke 2:1-3) That order—probably made to support taxation and military conscription—would have been unpopular at any time of year, but it is unlikely that Augustus would have provoked his subjects further by forcing many of them to make long trips during the cold winter.

The sheep. Shepherds were “living out of doors and keeping watches in the night over their flocks.” (Luke 2:8) The book Daily Life in the Time of Jesus notes that flocks lived in the open air from “the week before the Passover [late March]” through mid-November. It then adds: “They passed the winter under cover; and from this alone it may be seen that the traditional date for Christmas, in the winter, is unlikely to be right, since the Gospel says that the shepherds were in the fields.”

In early fall
We can estimate when Jesus was born by counting backward from his death on Passover, Nisan 14 in the spring of the year 33 C.E. (John 19:14-16) Jesus was about 30 years old when he began his three-and-a-half-year ministry, so he was born in the early fall of 2 B.C.E.—Luke 3:23.

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this is not what the thread is about

>OY vey, shut it down