Anyone here wants to tell Sup Forums about Homestuck?

Anyone here wants to tell Sup Forums about Homestuck?

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As if Sup Forums wasn't ground zero for that faggotry.

Homestuck saved the world!

but still got a shitty ending :(

no

Can't tell if new or bait

The only good part of Homestuck is Mindwipe's porn. Prove me wrong.

I liked his davejade comic

I never got into Homestuck. Isn't it like 14 hundred billion pages long or something?

Did you forget that Homestuck gave us SBaHJ?

consider suicide any time

It's 8100 pages long. But you can't judge it by normal webcomic length. The majority of "pages" are a single panel. Most panels have no dialog. Some are animated, but nothing long or complicated. Just gifs.

But...

Some pages contain long conversations between characters, presented in the form of chat logs. (since the characters are usually half a world away or further and communicate through computers) Some pages contain minutes-long flash animation with accompanying music. Some of those flashes are presented as interactive "games" and are basically the "walk around and talk to people" part of an RPG, and usually contain a bunch of dialog. Some people complain about the amount of dialog in homestuck (~875000 words) but the dialog is where all the characters development happens as well as most of the jokes. There's also several full length albums available containing music from the comic as well as a ton of unused tracks made by the music team or remixes/mashups/etc of used tracks. There's also Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, a comic-within-a-comic which is "made" by one Homestuck's main characters (SBaHJ is short though, it's like 50 comics maybe?). And then there's Problem Sleuth, the comic that preceeds Homestuck which is done in the same style but is only about 1900 pages long and is almost universally considered to be good. And there's an epilogue promised which is supposed to tie up the loose threads left by Homestuck's shitty ending. And there's "post-canon content" on like snapchat or something which is dubiously canonical but is "official" and takes place after the story or something. And there's a game coming out never which takes place in the same universe and has similar themes but isn't directly tied to the story in any way.

Did I miss anything?

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Woops wrong tab

I don't get the kismesis one.

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You pretty much covered it
Just read problem sleuth instead

It's kind of like hate sex, you despise a person but feel totally atracted to them too

They're together, but in a kinda adversarial/rivalry kinda way. Think Javert and Jean Valjean in Les Miserables or two anime tsunderes

Mindwipe is an overrated porn artist.
You like him because he's the only decent artist still willing to draw it

Which homestuck has:

-the yellowest toenails

-the biggest eyes

-the hairiest anus

Nepeta for all 3

it's bad

SBaHJ is better than Homestuck t bh

Troll nails are already yellow.

>And there's "post-canon content" on like snapchat or something which is dubiously canonical but is "official" and takes place after the story
Those post canon stuff really just created more loose ends for no reason what so ever.

>TFW Hussie will never give us a fucking epilogue and some closure

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What was fandom consensus on what the ending was gonna be back in the day?

I'm sure he will. it's just gonna bee shitty, because the post canon stuff was just so bad.
John should have never spiral in to a depression,
Terezi should have never gone on a search for Vriska.
These two loose ends felt more like a set up for another act or so if anything, and if hussie thinks this bullshit can be wrapped up with another animation, then he is stupid.
then again, he expect cohen to write it for him, which you know, he failed.

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It ruined Sup Forums.

Sup Forums was already ruined

Homestuck showed it was okay to be a faggot in public.

Wait, really? I was not aware of this.

Go fuck yourself.

Post more cute Karkats!

Sbahj predates hs though.

homestuck
>got me through senior year of high school
>intensified my fetish for pupil-less eyes
>got me into Sup Forums r34
>made me realize how retarded fandoms can be

what did homestuck do to you, Sup Forums?

>Some pages contain long conversations between characters, presented in the form of chat logs.
>Some people complain about the amount of dialog in homestuck (~875000 words) but the dialog is where all the characters development happens as well as most of the jokes.

Yeah, this is what killed the webcomic to me at least. There was just too much talking with too little progress. Not to mention that all of the trolls had different ways of speaking which sometimes became quite annoying when several of them were talking at the same time and the humor wasn't for me. The bucket scenes were good though.

Come for the story
Stay for the porn

Lots and lots

of porn

...and cosplay

> Sees Rose and Kanaya get closer with eachother
>While the original image has Vriksa and Kanaya close
typical Rosemary~

Also heres a fun game for the kids

One of these cosplayers is supposedly a dude but which one though?

The Nepeta, look at the neck and arms. Also you can see their dick bulge.

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>Hairy Jade
I know she lived on an island by herself for more than half of her life but come on.

This ship is worse than davekat, and that's saying a lot.

(You)

It's better simply because it makes all the davekat shippers keep going WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVEPETA WHY IS SHE NOT INTERRUPTING JADE FROM STEALING DAVE AWAY FROM HIS HUSBAND KARKAT REEEEEE!!! and shows off their desperation.
Plus it can't be worse than Davekat because only davekat shippers actually ship it.

Its over
Let it be dead
Please
Just let it be dead

How does anybody have time for all that shit except by having started at the beginning?

Fix this

If the current fanbase is any indication they don't.

Alright faggots, let's see 'em

THE TAUHID INTERVIEW IS OUT PEOPLE
whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/161601083860
IT'S SHIT, EVERYTHING IS SHIT

It pretty much is anyway, this thread has about 2 and a half hours before hotpockets gets home from his job jerking off horses, sits in his personal lard tub, and sees this thread. Then another ten minutes before his autistic bloodrage dies down from seeing a Homestuck thread at which point if it's not over 200 posts it'll be deleted.

>no ships and Gamzee
Ehhh, not too bad. Least they're finally realizing that not everyone loves Rosemary, especially after the shirt fiasco.

We know next to nothing about most classpects

>not a single mention of AIDS
What the fuck

It made me realize that your idols, no matter how incredible they may seem are only human. They may squander their talent, go back on their word, do things that seem contrary to their entire moral code. Never put someone on a pedestal, no matter how great they may seem.

>she lived on an island by herself
I kinda like the thought she's got a tiny bit of hair on her legs. that much, and on her arms too? no

it's the people who think that because they're ugly, and they like Jade, Jade is ugly

switch breath with light
switch space with void
switch blood with rage

that handclasp is something that was done to check if another person was hiding something up their sleeve like a dagger. It's not the greatest representation but it serves a close enough purpose.

Going full autism and making a EEnE Session with this

purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/index.html

Hussie is distancing himself from all his past work, he's embarrassed by the quality.

Because it's so much better than his current stuff?

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Here's the EEnE session. The obvious things out of place are out of my hands, like some bad fan fiction from DA, but here's what we're left with.

Oh Good Lord...

Exactly.

Remeber whne homestuck had reader imput?

That wasn't the best time.

Ed should be Space

It lead directly into the best time, before dropping inexorably towards the worst times. You're saying a rocket didn't go up because of the fuel since it ran out before it reached it's highest point.

DELETE THIS

Jesus.

>Grimdark=Monster Ed
>Murder Mode=Pebble Ed
>God Tier=Lothar
>Trickster Mode= ???

didn't know this was a thing
going to make a session with my husbando

We got our first dead one!

Who's your husbando? Depending on your answer I might have to insult your taste.

What The hell Ed Boys?

Clear
go and insult me senpai, I deserve it but for being a degenerate

Holy shit, Nazz.

2nd worst girl gets the first God Tier!

2nd best boy got a God Tier, too!

Edd was the only survivor. The frog was deployed but was sick. The next session is just trolls and no humans. Fuck that.

Gonna try this again with the kids having the right titles.

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>DRAMAtical Murder
Yeah, shit taste. But I don't think that's the one that murders you so congrats, your taste isn't as shit as it could possibly be.

Why haven't you played Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff Football Simulator 2012?
mediafire.com/file/z8ziazxxsk1q9f7/SBAHJ Football Simulator 2012-1.0-all.zip

Oh no
Karkat...

Never got into Homestuck but the doubt is eating me alive.

What does the clover mean? Cuckolding?

Mediation between spade

Keep the hatelovers from killing each other.

When two people are at each other's throats, and a third party who is a mutual friend keeps them from killing each other

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>Tfw we could've had a qt, angry, loli troll who loves romance and just wants to fill one of her own quadrants.
Goddammit, Hussie.

Homestuck is okay.

Thanks.

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