Wow. Just wow. Congrats Star Wars fans. You let your franchise become an SJW riddled joke

Wow. Just wow. Congrats Star Wars fans. You let your franchise become an SJW riddled joke.

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Fuck Star Wars, let it die

Star Wars hate thread?

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>No he didn't, you're just ovary-acting.

>"I was hungry...
>Yeah, no shit.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

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Never forget

It's not the real fans' fault. It's the fault of normies who only like star wars for the story, and not the world building that George did afterwards. The reason why the prequels "suck" is that without all the side stories, comics, etc, they form an incomplete experience.

>The women who ruin the Star Wars universe.

>tfw Disney requires all theaters show the next SW to keep it on 80% of screens for at least 8 weeks.

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That's funny because I'm not particularly interested in Rey.

>George did
George licensed*

I hope this catches on.

I gotchu senpai. I gotchu. Know what I got? chu. cause that's what senpai does. We get chu other

Good post.

They dont even like it for the story, star wars is simply a moving picture show they can talk about with their other normie friends like Capeshit or handegg. Its all for social points, they couldnt tell you a lick about the setting and probably still call Darth Vader "Dark Vader"

Luke, did I ever tell you about Snap and Karé's wedding? It was the wedding of Resistance pilots Temmin "Snap" Wexley and Karé Kun held in the Resistance base on D'Qar some thirty years after the Battle of Endor. Members of J-Squadron attempted to keep the wedding secret, but poor planning resulted in the ceremony becoming the worst-kept secret on the base. The ceremony was disturbed when the anilam-flavored pudding cooked by Mattis Banz cause Poe Dameron, the bride and groom, and most of the attending guest to erupt in noisy flatulences. However, they all ended up laughing it off.

It was a good event to make friends.

Sincerely, I couldn't care less about Snoke's backstory. The thing is: the hope for a backstory was the hope that he wasn't a completely shitty character included for no reason since Kylo and Hux seemed to work out just fine without him. It's true, the story doesn't need Snoke's backstory. It would be just a way of fixing an otherwise dumb character.

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>autistic twitter normalfags defending the work of their life while their fandom falling apart around them
Meh.

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SW is dead

>create characters that feel real
>in licensed media merchandise books

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>Muh super serious fan fictions have been raided by the ess jay double-us
Don't act like the EU isn't full of trash.

>citing Michael A. Stackpole as quality writing

Even though the EU had shit most of it was fairly enjoyable.

Why is a woman running the wookiepedia twitter? No women read the old eu

This has been in Star Wars ever since West End Games began making the original RPG back in 1987 and they began feeling in the details
They began the idea of modelling the Empire on the Nazis, complete with different branches of the military and intelligence squabbling, the Emperors policy of "human high culture", enslaving aliens, etc
There was very bad coordination between the Bantam EU books in the 1990s so a few authors like Zahn who bothered to read the WEG material did include this, but many others did not

No it wasn't

>decently crafted autismo writing for literal literary autists who need ALL of their questions answered
>V
>xer

Go away and don't return.

>Star Wars audience is now Tumblr
>Wookiepedia is run by a female

I wonder why.

Were Reagan voters called nazi in 1987? Please help me remember, I was only 2 at the time.

'No'

The concepts were. I was only interested in old republic though.

>go to their twitter
>first post is about gatekeeping

2 shekels have been deposited into your account

Kill it if you have to.

Goal posts. 95% trash.

Rey is not particularly interesting to anyone.

>It's wheeeeeeet

It's all so tiresome....

the EU was trash, it wasn't decently crafted plenty of it was bad
>Were Reagan voters called nazi in 1987? Please help me remember, I was only 2 at the time.
Did a random word generator produce this question?
The concepts were not
And the Old Republic was never ever in the books they were expressly forbidden to mention it or deal with it
The few exceptions they were allowed placed the clone wars many more decades in the past than what Lucas settled on for Phantom Menace
Star Wars books are trash read some real SF&F for god sake you manchild

>four alarm fart

For the love of god... this isn't real right????

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Go to bed Mouse kike, you've lost.

fpbp

Trash is trash. the new books are trash and the EU is trash. if you unironically read star wars books you should kys.

I still don't agree that 90% was trash. But i'll consider your words.

not him. It's trash. If you are 14 and this is the first chapter book you picked up you get a pass, you still could have made far better choices.

>Kiri hart
>Rey was called Kira at one point in production
>she is literally a self insert

Star Wars in a girls only club now that Kathleen Kennedy has taken over.

What a weird post.

That's even worse than the SJW stuff.

t. BattleTech guy

How?

>had such high hopes for the last jedi
>it's mediocre garbage with plot holes out the ass


it's just so fucking disappointing.

Bury it.

Stop disagreeing with women.

>it's just so fucking disappointing.
not only that, but it ruined the internal logic of Star Wars forever. Now, everytime a threat arrives, be it a super star destroyer or death star. The Rebellion can just have a droid do a jump to lightspeed through it and the Rebellion will win the day.

She ovary-acting if you ask me

And we all men should dump this, and never pay a cent

If you want to read safe unthreatening mush that comforts you and infantilises you, sure go ahead and read Star Wars
You can even debate which trash was worse and insist older garbage was better than newer garbage

If you would like to read some genuinely good SF&F that falls into the much maligned categories known collectively as Space Opera/Planetary Romance/Fantasy Adventure Stories in Space then I have some suggestions for you:

>Golden Age Pulp Fiction
C.L. Moores Northwest Smith stories - these short stories are about a very Han Solo-esque rogue, traveling around the solar system, encountering Cthulhu old ones
Edmond Hamiltons Captain Future stories - he's like Doc Savage but in the far distant future of 1997
Leigh Bracketts Solar System stories and Eric John Stark stories - Brackett is an acknowledged influence on Star Wars and Lucas invited her to write the first draft of Empre Strikes Back. She passed away in 1978 but retains a writing credit out of respect. She is a big influence on SF, helping her husband Edmond Hamilton to be a better writer, teaching Ray Bradbury to write, and influencing Michael Moorcock and Urusla K. LeGuin

>1960s New Wave revival
Babel-17 and Nova by Samuel R. Delany
The Centauri Device by M. John Harrison
Dune by Frank Herbert - this is an unacknowledged influence on Star Wars

>contemporary SF
Hyperion by Dan Simmons
Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds
The Algebraist by Ian M. Banks - a lot of people reckon The Culture series fits the category but I don't agree
Avengers of the Moon by Allen Steele - this is a brand spanking new Captain Future story

>Anthologies
The Space Opera Renaissance by David G. Heartwell
Old Mars and Old Venus anthologies by George R.R. Martin and Gardner Dozois
The New Space Opera anthology by Gardner Dozois

>if you think Star Wars novels are all bad, old or new, you're a mouse kike
No thats still no excuse there is proper SF available, I was reading it when I was 14

Is this real? How can this be real?

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Moores Northwest Smith and Bracketts Stark stories have been reprinted by Pazio Publishings Planet Stories series
A collection of Bracketts short stories was reprinted by Gollancz in their Fantasy Masterworks line
Gollancz has issued one of their SF Gateway omnibus of forgotten authors for Hamilton

I'm only interested in certain parts of Rey

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Disney Wars isn't canon

I see you've been watching the Big Bang theory

It's from the Join the Resistance books written for literal children.

>It's from the Join the Resistance books written by liberal children.

Fixed that for you

>George r r martin
>not infantile
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No, why would you say something like that?

You couldn’t suck more dicks if you tried. Even fucking /lit/ would rightfully laugh at you.

Just read the Isaac Asimov short story collections.

Because they have that artwork displayed prominently on the wall on every episode

Its anthology he edited
You do know what an anthology is, don't you?
Good work on that reading comprehension,
Contributing authors:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Mars

I know what an anthology but you implied some of the stories were his

>assimov
lel no
and he's not Space Opera
Why would /lit/ laugh at me? I have read every Gene Wolfe novel.

Literally this

>but you implied some of the stories were his
No it doesn't
>anthologies by
Does not mean that
You cant read very well, can you?

I can read just fine.
You can't write.

"Anthologies by" implies exactly that.

this t b h

Because space opera is a meme.
>Gene Wolfe
Oh no no no

anyone who gives a fuck about star wars beyond the flicks is a literal soyboy manchild

This but unironically

it means they are the editor of the anthology you autistic clown

It's run by a dude

Anyone who gives a fuck about the films is a literal soyboy manchild.

Star Wars is great but the films are the worst and most childish part.

It’s ok, user. He unironically reads “space operas.” Certifiable brainlet.

>pretending you know what you're talking about

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>video games
for children
>comic books
for children
>cartoons
for children
>""""novels""""
lol
The films are the only part of the series that have any redeeming quality for an adult in their spectacle and cultural impact. Not to imply that its much value to begin with though.

Then clearly you've been the one watching, user

100% this

"EU is trash" is a jew meme that they engineered because they can't monetize something so far into its lifespan for casual audiences (women, bugmen

It's a varied, decent addition to 1-6 without the kike influence and sjw bullshit. It's a boys club.

>he said while seriously debating the literary quality of Star Wars books

And yet Luke milkies time was

>tfw Mark got to read it early

>a jew meme that they engineered because they can't monetize something so far into its lifespan for casual audiences
What the fuck does this world salad even mean?
>It's a varied, decent addition to 1-6 without the kike influence and sjw bullshit. It's a boys club.

No.
The 1990s Bantam books were shit
They were as shit as the Del Rey books of the 00s
They were as shit as the modern stuff
There is no distinction
Truce at Bakura, Crystal Star, Jedi Academy, Planet of Twilight, New Rebellion, Corellian Trilogy, Black Fleet Crisis, Bounty Hunter Wars
This is all garbage
There is nothing redeeming
It is not fun
It is not well written
It is written by people who couldn't cut it as real authors
It is read by people who cant grasp real Science Fiction & Fantasy

You're fucking deluding yourself to justify your boyhood memories
You whine about "monetized" in your incoherent raving - what do you think the 90s books purpose was?
Look at how defensive you get over criticism of it or later works somehow how being 'more bad'