Come in this thread and just fucking yell

Come in this thread and just fucking yell.

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TLJ significantly increased my appreciation of pre-Disney Star Wars. Currently planning to rewatch the PT and OT and check out the Clone Wars series.

No need to yell when the EU is going strong.

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>appreciation of PT
modern shit being shit doesn't make older shit not shit

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FUCKING SIENNA WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH SUBVERSIONS THAT YOU CAN'T SEE ALL THE FUCKING PLOT HOLES IN THIS MOVIE THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS THE BEST STAR WARS MOVIE WHEN IT'S THIS FUCKING BAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I still love you, you idiot

FUCK YOU DISNEY
FUCK YOU KATHLEEN
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

The movies aren't great but they're filled with interesting ideas and designs, the music is great, and there are a few scenes in each prequel that are pure kino.

PATRIARCHY

Sorry, I had to bleep that vulgar word.

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FUCK RIAN JOHNSON!
FUCK KATHLEEN KENNEDY!
FUCK ALL THE TUMBLR NU WARS FANS!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OLD ALIENS?
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE SHIP JUST A SLIGHT MOD ON THE OT?
WHY DO ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS SUCK?

OKAY SO LUCAS ISN'T MAYBE THE BEST WRITING OF DIALOUGE, BUT HE CARED ABOUT EXPLORING NEW PLANETS AND CULTURES AND CREATING NEW SHIPS TO BE INNOVATIVE. ALL OF THAT FUCKING SHOWS IN THE PREQUELS.

ALSO HE LIKED HAVING SOME SEX APPEAL IN STAR WARS. ALL OF THE CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

Just saw this piece so shit last night. WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING SMALL?

It's like Lucasfilm went out of their way to cast the weirdest looking fuckers in Hollywood. I miss movies where the main characters are actually hot, now girls are like bitches like Lena Dunham or Jonah Hills ugly fat sister.

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im not usually a yelling person but jesus

I can't. I just don't care anymore.

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Yeah just re watched them all yesterday and today. Phantom Menace is stupid but has heart. Episode 2 as always is a total shit show outside of detective kenobi. Episode 3 is better than all 3 Disney star wars easily. The acting is wooden throughout, but the script has heart and seems like it was written by a real person. Maybe a 17 year old, but a real person.

Are we pretending that Rey isn't beautiful?

JUST FUCK MY FUCKING SAGA UP YOU FUCKING CUNTS WHAT THE FUCK RIAN YOU LITTLE WEASEL CUNT BRICK WAS FUCKING DOPE I WAS SO EXCITED BUT YOU FUCKING FUCKED OUR ASSES SO FUCKING HARD FUCK DISNEY FUCK GEORGE FOR SELLING (although I do understand that the mouse black ops threatened to kill his family but still what the FUCK george).

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The universe is too small, but bring back the old aliens, but also make more different looking spaceships.

virgins will pretend that this girl isn't cute

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We /biz/ now oficially?
Calm your tits, faggots. I mean, it's not like it wasn't known SW will end like this...

TAKE BACK THE KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKED IT A LOT! IT ADDRESSED FUNDAMENTAL ISSUES I’VE ALWAYS HAD WITH THE SERIES! IT EXPANDED THE WORLD AND CONCEPTS IN WAYS THAT I LIKED!

Classics Class on Wed. had the prof mention this film was an "abomination".

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The jedi and the rebellion inspired by them are meant to be asexual. Kylo and Snoke have ugly faces because they are unbalanced.

It made me appreciate how well all three part twos rhyme :-)

Yak?

There are no memorable aliens in the ST. The fact that almost every character with lines is a human (not even an almost-human alien, just a human that could have stepped off Earth) contributes to the feeling of the universe being too small.

No joke. The movie isn't worth yelling about. It's freeing. I finally don't have to care about anything Star Wars related every again. Planning to sell all my merch on Ebay.

Maybe Rian Johnson wanted me to grow up.

He won.

I LOVE IT TOO user. I THINK IT'S UPSETTING THAT PEOPLE HATE IT OVER PETTY SHIT

Where's my boyfriend? I like that wookiee :-)

I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS

STAR WARS
STAR WARS
STAR WARS

OH NO NO NO

>Some shitty local film beats Star Wars
>Better call it sexist

IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD RESOLVE THE PLOT POINTS NOT DROP THEM

>Now it was worth it!

Imagine if, when lukes projection disapated instead of him dying on his island, cut to him opening his eyes in an xwing cockpit. He dips his wings and flys downward. Cut back to kylo, "noooooo" etc, etc.
lasers fly in from off screen and blow up a walker.
Lukes xwing stafes through the first order ground forces, buying the rebels time. He then flies off and the final shot is the falcon being escorted by lukes moldy xwing.

Fuck

OH NO NO NO
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Imagine if Luke had done literally anything.

>I made an audible guffaw i n the theater and the woman in front of me turned around to look at me

It was a terrible line...f-fuck you woman

I really just hate this. A New Hope had Greedo and the whole Cantina scene. You knew that these aliens all had to come from different planets too. Jedi gave even more at Jabba's palace, then Bothans, then Mon Calamari, then Ewoks.

Will I enjoy this if I've never seen any Star Wars movies?

but he did, look.

lol

That would have turned him into a character that was too capable.

You'd only enjoy it if you've never seen a moving picture before in which case the sheer technological marvel of it might astonish you. As far as films go most of it would fit into a mediocre episode of battlestar galactica.

You'll enjoy it, but you should at least have seen Episode 7. There's many callbacks/rhymes you won't notice until you've seen the others.

W-who is that semen demon?

JUMANJI!

>I'm angry about a Pixar movie

Jawas, wampas, tauntauns, yoda...

Why would we need to pretend?

you''ll mildly enjoy it, if you arent a faggot under the delusions that the originals were something more than just action adventure sci fa, with simple character arcs and themes about good guys and bad guys.

It doesn't matter if you've seen other SW movies as much as if you think critically about movies you watch. If it bothers you when things seem inconsistent or characters do things that seem nonsensical, you won't like it.

I didn't care much for Cars 2 either.

I quite liked TLJ

how could i forget the jawas and sandpeople. They really do feel native to Tatooine. Nothing on Jakku felt like it belonged there.

sames, i dont get this level of distaste

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The prequels have a lot of aliens that were pure CGI, or at least mostly CGI. So you have aliens like the Kaminoans, Watto, Sebulba, the two-headed podracing announcer, etc. that can look far-removed from humanoid because there was never a human in there to begin with.

The sequels, it seems, overwhelmingly use practical costumes, people inside masks and prosthetics, just like the OT. This basically necessitates big heads, in order to fit around the actors' heads (like Nien Nunb, Ackbar, Greedo, Gamorreans, etc.). It kind of prohibits a whole set of designs that just aren't possible with a human in there, and so I guess they all come out looking a certain way.

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>why didn't Luke do ninja flips and destroy the whole First Order army with his mind xDDDD

>Are we pretending that Rey isn't beautiful?
ARE WE STILL PRETENDING THAT REY IS A WOMAN?

NOT LIKE YOU CAN SEE TITS ANYWHERE, NOT EVEN WITH A FUCKING MICROSCOPE

TLJ is just pornography. Keep it away from the children!

I liked half of the movie and didn't care much for the other half.

>While other parts of the movie rub our noses in the sjw agenda perhaps even more carefully, it is Holdo’s story arc that most clearly shifts The Last Jedi from a bad leftist film into a really classy leftist porno. As I’ve said, in a porno, story doesn’t matter—whatever advances the actual goal of the film is what the director will choose.

I have autism that's pretty debilitating at times, and when I want to feel normal, I just spend a few minutes on a Star Wars forum.

everything outside of rey, kylo, snoke, and luke i hated.

FUCK YOU DISNEY

SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE IS CANON

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And yet the most significant alien character in the sequels (Maz) is pure CGI and still manages to look utterly uninteresting.

Why even show the X-wing in the swamp if he doesn't use it?

>Star Wars fans literally know what an xwing in the swamp represents

You know watching to much porn is bad for you.
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Doesn't explain the easy ones to do like Twi'leks.

Snoke looked interesting, was he human?
...feelsbad

>why didn't the movie pander to all of my expectations
>why did the movie try to surprise me
>why didn't the sequel trilogy rip off yet another iconic moment of the OT

They look like shit with those limp tentacles and Disney doesn't like overtly sexualized characters in their product.

snoke was just a plot device and a red haring, fuck em

KYLO IS DA MAN. HE IS HIT DA FAN. REY IS A WITCH. FORCE POWERS BITCH.

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Thank you for your screams

"CHROME DOME"??? NO PERSON WOULD EVER SAY THAT DURING COMBAT FUCK YOU DISNEY I GAVE NO SHITS ABOUT ANY COMBAT SEQUENCE BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY ALL THE STAKES WITH YOUR DUMBASS ATTEMPTS AT QUIRKY HILARIOUS ONE-LINERS

this

>attractive female aliens
Um sweetie Star Wars isn't about male sexual fantasies any more.

why do manchildren gravitate towards obvious self-insert gary stus like Dash Rendar and Kyle Katarn?

>Who can forget the extended leftist masturbation integrated into the midst of the pointless second act B-plot? On Canto Bight, the casino planet, we are supposed to be outraged at the rich assholes who live off the backs of the poor. We are supposed to exult when their maltreatment of animals is turned against them in a stampede that destroys their fancy property.
>But…like a porno, if the viewer finds his pulse quickening during these scenes, it is not because of compelling character advancement or evocative themes. It is not the thoughtful writing or inspiring acting stimulating his feelings. His excitement is being aroused by something a little more primitive.

Snoke was just Snoke, a powerful dark side user took advantage of a power vacuum. His story is over and there will be nothing more but canonized fan fiction JJ hasn't read.

Surprise me

>Hey look Luke's alive! Kylo couldn't kill him!
>No lol. He died anyway!

Good goyum

.....Are you sure there aren't other goofy moments in the middle of combat in star wars movies?

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Actually I liked parts of TLJ and TFA but because of the parts I don't like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know I am starting to sound like a broken record but

WHY IS THE NEW TRILOGY NOT ABOUT KYLO REN AND HIS REDEMPTION?! YOU HAVE THE OT WITH THE HERO'S JOURNEY, THE PT WITH THE FALL FROM GRACE STORY, MAKE THE THIRD A REDEMPTION STORYLINE. MAKE THE FIRST ORDER NOT EMPIRE 2.0, BUT A REALISTIC SPLINTER FACTION THAT IS NO MORE THAN A SLIGHTLY ADVANCED TERRORIST ORGANIZATION AGAINST THE GALACTIC REPUBLIC. HAVE THE STORYLINE REVOLVE AROUND EVERYONE, EXCEPT LUKE, LEIA AND REY (If you have to add her to the story), THINKING HE CAN'T BE REDEEMED. SHOW THE STRUGGLES THAT WE HAVE HAD A TASTE OF. SHOW HOW MUCH HE LOOKS UP TO HIS GRANDFATHER IN BOTH WAYS, AS ANAKIN AND AS VADER. SHOW HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SNOKE AND THE KNIGHTS OF REN. SHOW WHAT SNOKE HAD IN PLAN FOR HIM AND THE KNIGHTS. FUCK!

Dash was a lazy amalgamation of other characters, created only to avoid contradicting other stories.

I love me some Daddy Katarn though :3