Is this going to be the fattest piece of shit from Disney yet?

Is this going to be the fattest piece of shit from Disney yet?

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Did they circumcise the Millennium Falcon?

Hopefully, it causes KK her job, or at least the jobs of her "Story Group."

Disney has already said they fully expect this movie to bomb.

How are they going to explain Lando's haircut in the OT? It's already established that very few blacks exist, and if they do they co-mingle with majority white planets/alien planets so are we to believe that Lando somehow came upon a product designed specifically for his human black hair? Where? How could it be profitable for such a product to exist when there are so few black people in the SW universe to begin with?

You cannot just give Lando an afro, that would be like dying Chewbacca orange.

oh yeah?

[Citation needed]
Link please I want to read this is officially from Disney.

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screengeek.net/2017/12/24/disney-expects-solo-a-star-wars-story-to-bomb/

are you saying black people dont have afro's naturally and they all use some special black person afro product in their hair? also chewbacca is orange

>Disney is bracing themselves for the Han Solo movie to bomb. They were worried about it before all The Last Jedi controversy, but now they’re essentially writing Solo off. The lead actor, Alden Ehrenreich, can’t act, and they had a dialogue coach on hand for all of his scenes. On top of that, the script is unworkable. It’s going to be a car crash.


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Lando's hair is different in the OT you fucking brainlet.

>when there are so few black people in the SW universe to begin with?
Source for this?

I fully believe that, but there's no way in hell anyone in Disney would leak that. If they did there's literally no reason to bother putting the film in theatres.

>Is this going to be the fattest piece of shit from Disney yet?
yup

is this really coming out in may. i bet they push till sep or october while they perform surgery on this abortion

>I fully believe that, but there's no way in hell anyone in Disney would leak that.
Why?

Source: All of the movies and EU

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There are plenty of movies with just whites, asians or any other ethnic group but no one is stupid enough to jump to the conclusion that blacks don't exist on planet earth. Apply yourself user.

Wow, so someone can leak Trump saying he doesn't want people from shitholes but no one can leak someone from Disney saying a movie will bomb.

>blacks don't exist on planet earth

It's nice to think about, but we have to live in reality user.

>Han Solo: "I love you."
>Qi'Ra: "I know." *dies heroically*

That's where he learned to say that!

It's going to be so shit. I hope we don't have to wait too long for a camrip.

How about we solve the mystery of Bigger Luke and then we can move on to your dumb shit

>fucking brainlet.
retarded youngfag, you're still yet to explain what this magical afro hair product is.

>hyperspace drives and laser swords
>question the existence of jeri curl

>Han: Hey, don’t worry! Odds are it’s goong to be nothing dangerous
Cue Han fucking up and Kira having to save him in a wacky chase scene
>Kira: never tell me the odds!

you are a true brainlet and a newfag if you don't know what Lando's hairstyle was in the OT.

that has nothing to do with what you said kiddo. your issue is with an imaginary hair product that produces afros on niggers.

yes because Disney's power structure is full hershel instead of a clusterfuck eating itself, there'd be prevention and actual consequences for leaks

You have shit-tier reading comprehension, read his post again.

what the fuck are you even talking about brainlet? this is your brain on soy.

>so are we to believe that Lando somehow came upon a product designed specifically for his human black hair? Where?

This movie takes place before we see Lando in ESB, which means he has nigger hair that turns straight. Where is it implied he's talking about the opposite?

where is it implied i'm talking about the opposite? The issue is the user thinking niggers need magical hair products that couldn't possibly exist in star wars

>mfw young han solo

the faggot killkid ruins another thread

>It's not a wild Space Race where Han has to win the Kessel Run in order to pay off his debts
>It's not a rompy Casino heist where Han wins the Falcon off Lando
They aren't even fucking trying.

Had zero interest and didn't see rogue or last jedi. And the concept of a han solo movie was even less appealing. But based on the lego sets this actually looks pretty fun and cool to me.

Looks like larping as star wars