Name a better main character and waifu in modern Sup Forums. I'll wait

Name a better main character and waifu in modern Sup Forums. I'll wait.

Marco.

Glimglam.

>Glimglam
Fuck off Pony poster.

Me.

Name a better cuck in modern Sup Forums. I'll wait.

your mom lol

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you messed it up, it's supposed to be 'cuter' not 'better'

>no one posts the obvious choice

Sup Forums is full of plebs

Don't stick your dick in crazy fampai, didn't anyone ever teach you this?

Whoever came up with that phrase is the definition of a beta male

I feel like sticking my dick in crazy is the only way it's worth doing. Why even bother losing my virginity if it's with a sane girl?

You don't dick crazy, because if you do you're likely to have your head and dick severed by crazy chick.

>Admitting you're a virgin on Sup Forums
You got balls user. Giant blue swollen balls.

Don't be a beta and you're fine user.

maybe not a virgin but sheltered enough that he hasn't had a bad relationship experience yet

I come from the land of /r9k/, where many a virgin roam. Sup Forums in general is full of virgins, anyway.

Last time i dicked a crazy chick i woke up with her standing over me with a fucking straight razor trying shave my head and one of my gym socks jammed in my mouth.

Did you at least tell her thank you?

No, she was actually like you user: a drunk mistake.

Now would a beta be this savage first thing in the morning? I think not.

>having a waifu that is destined to cuck you

How stupid could you be lol
Pinkie Pie is my waifu

her first dead sister was cuter

That long jaw keeps her from choking on massive dick user.

Back to your containment board horsefucker

Genndy created a waifu so perfect she put other waifus to shame.

He created a walking plot device and then threw her away at the last minute just so we get a feelsy ending

By that logic so was Jack and every other character ever created in history. Even we are our own walking plot device.

I naturally assume everyone on here is versions unless specified otherwise.

You lucked out, I'm a divorced father.

Is it wrong to think of /r9k/ as my home?

/r9k/ is home to many.

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What does "modern" mean here?

Define modern.

Fell in love the moment I saw her

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