Condiment King

What is his fucking problem?

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He can't ketchup.

He relishes in crime.

He just doesn't cut the mustard.

He mayo be the batman's worst villain, wanted for a salting several people.

It's the only way out of his pickle.

He wasabi the king of crime.

He's peppering for his next crime

Can I get sauce on this?

I got u senpai

He's a real sour kraut.

Angry that somebody else took the title of the Condoms and Mints King.

He never mustard the courage to be a hero

None
You are just salty

Can't believe this guy isn't always topping best Batman villain lists

He's everything you want on a villain.

He needs to chili out more and realize he'll never be the cream of the crop

He just wants to spice things up a little.

He's a seasoned criminal that just wants to syrup trouble.

He just can't stop peppering Batman with insalts.

He wants to get revenge on Peter Parker by killing Aunt May- Oh is he DC?

He happuns to have a lot of easy to make puns surrounding his gimmick.

>explaining the joke

>jpg of a gif

Well he can never thaw out the coolest master of puns.

Well after I read the thread I knew I was too late to ketchup on the easy puns. Luckily I relish in killing jokes as well. Mayobe that's his problem. Mustard be cheesed playing second banana pepper to

Whats the dill with all those puns?

He mustered the courage to face batman so he can relish victory. Other villains just cant ketchup to batmans mayo threat.

He likes ketchup on his hotdogs.

He's a kind of shito villain.

The guy is really confused. When he isn't committing crime, you can find him in drag shouting "Yeah Baby! Miso horny!"

I wonder if he's a fan of Starfire

I'd assume he likes ketchup on everything even stuff like ice cream or apple pie

Why the FUCK wasn't this guy in the Arkham series? I wanted to see how he'd handle a seasoned Batman.

why would you smoke a frozen cigar

Why would Mr. Freeze smoke period?

To Freeze or not to Freeze.
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I was just thinking about him. He should be a modern shooter type who worked in the mall and invented a condiment dispenser. But the mall steals the invention and so he weaponize s and becomes Condiment King. Being a super villain is like being a random lone wolf shooter in this universe.

cheese it, it's the cops/

Yet another way comics are better than the real world. We get mass shootings when some loser has a psychotic episode, they get the Condiment King and Kite-Man who are, more or less, harmless.

>In the DC Universe, mass shooters are lame supervillains.
I like this idea.

>guy bursts into a store
>threatens to shoot up the place
>everyone panics
>he opens fire
>ketchup
>every leaves safely and mildly annoyed unless they have food allergies or something

Sounds like a funny idea.

>loser NEET gets turned down for the last time
>swears revenge
>writes a manifesto declaring war on women
>builds an army of attractive man-bots with the sole purpose of turning pretty girls down for dates

If you are going to ask Ahnold to put on a bald cap, paint and a heavy armor and act in a shitty Batman movie, the least you could do is let him have his stogies

That reminds me of that one episode of Kim Possible.

Imagine if in real life a man killed 19 people with a mustard and ketchup gun while making condiment puns the whole time.

What would the media fallout look like? Would people be making jokes or would the event be handled seriously? Would the president give a sombering speech about condiment control?

>would people be making jokes

Sup Forums is already having a field day with the guy who shot up a supermarket because he liked Danny Phantom. You know full well people would be making jokes.

Or, for that matter, if an enormous space ship shaped like a skull with giant tentacles slithering out of it appeared in the sky announcing its intention to shrink Los Angeles to bottle-sized and then steal it.

What would the rational response be?

Wait, do the people in the bottled cities live forever in there?

To say thank you for taking Los Angeles away?

Nope. They live out their lives as normally as is possible.

nukes?

>food allergies
>edgy reboot where CK is murdering people with peanut oil, wheat gluten and shellfish
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He currys some mayo issues

Offer it the entire Midwest in place of LA

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wew

Well, he wouldn't be a villain in that case. He'd be the hero we need and deserve.

>Offer all the useful land where the food and oil comes from
>hobo capital of commifornia and a now wider bay on the West Coast

For real tho