Sugar, water, purple

Sugar, water, purple.

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White people... black people
>cue audience laughter

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE

Simple, clever, effective.

Vintage Chappelle. Not this gay vaping on stage preachy faggot we have now.

he vapes now?

What was the purple stuff anyways?

>his Trump jokes being god tier as usually

If Stewwart and Chapple wouldn't have gone away, the American empire wouldn't be falling about right now.

imagine getting upset because of fucking dave chapelle
you're a pussy you know that right, like a solid gold bonafide bitch

Agreed. It sucks how all those nigs and spics flooding the country has completely destroyed it. Just look at Detroit from the 1920, absolutely gorgeous

the same logic sam jackson brought in when choosing his light saber as mace dindu

LEMME GET
DA PURPLE

did you watch the stand-up specials?
one love brother

imagine getting upset because of a comment an anonymous poster made on a mongolian image board
you're a pussy you know that right, like a solid gold bonafide bitch

his asian wife is a qt

whinge whinge

Why do you bother posting threads that you know will just degenerate into "nigger nigger cuck lol"? Seriously, can't we just appreciate that Dave Chappelle had some seriously spectacular shows, so since se sas seturned, se should sppreciate sim, sntstead sf sll shis "sigger sigger suck sol" susiness. sorry sor she sant.

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YOU STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT!!!

>one love brother
i-i love you too

DAVE......IM GONNA RACE HIM

I think Dave Chappelle is hands down the most overrated comic. His TV show is pretty good, granted, but his standup is just unfunny. He talks about superheroes for twenty fucking minutes!

MORE
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YSSUP ROF EM!!!!

dave chappelle imitating white people will always be funny
he's so good at it

Whatever you say Satan

I miss his old voice, it's half the reason his jokes were funny

This.
I hate when comedians use "wypipo" shit but Chapelle always gets me laughing

>god tier
>DUDE TRUMP IS DUMB
>DUDE TRUMP VOTERS ARE RETARDS
>DUDE TRUMP IS CORRUPT
Wow, so innovative. No one ever did these "jokes" before.

>a solid gold bonafide bitch

Holy shit I can’t even imagine the absolute kind of faggot who lives somewhere on this planet and thinks that is in any way, shape or form a cool, witty, badass insult that people would laugh at.

A pretty gigantic faggot one would have to assume

Johnson!

He's the only comedian that can talk politics and still be bearable. Every time Bill Burr talked about the election I was just waiting for him to shut up

your writing is horrible. stop posting.

Why do Black people not like Dave's comedy?

because he doesn't make white people feel like shit during his political jokes

The only tolerable thing Bill said about the election was that the idea of Trump getting elected by a base of white supremacists was insane.
>I'm cool with this black dude getting 8 years but THIS FUCKEN WHITE LADY UHUH I DRAW THE LINE

Ever since he flaked out and went to Africa he's had this air of disgust for America that's off putting. Makes him feel about the same as the majority of shitty comics now.

I'm actually a Chappelle fan! This is one of his best bits from probably his best special.

I view this thread like a rorschach test and I wish it didn't inevitably degenerate like that but that seems to be the 'chan these days.

I do.

I was thinking this too while watching his new special then his old stuff, he also changed his delivery

He should stay in Africa a couple of years legit and see how fucking retarded and mememe the average nig community there is.

>offers careful criticism of #MeToo
>preachy faggot
Sup Forums doesn't know what it wants. Chappelle is doing a comedian's job if he's offending you.

I read a bunch of reviews of his new specials this week and it's hysterical to me that the only publication I found that gave them a positive review was NATIONAL REVIEW. NYT, Daily Beast, Vice, Vulture, HuffPo, etc. were all falling over themselves, clutching their pearls, to explain how deeply insensitive, cruel, offensive, and problematic Chappelle is. National Review have a thoughtful, measured review explaining the important role of comedy in fostering cultural dialogue and thanking Chappelle for dishing shit out to everyone. LOL at these snowflakes who have a problem with him.

How is the Netflix special?

hit and miss, very preachy and annoying at times but still funny

I am not American so I probably won't mind those things then.

This is bait

>inb4 im not offended but political nonsense that vaguely makes a point and defends pol

Grape drink retard

How so? he literally has a bit about it in new special...

no he doesnt

I think we can all agree that his new stuff is not as good as the old shows, right?

I agree user. He still has some good bits here and there in the new specials though.

There's no way you can convince me that this new "Dave" is the same person as the old one.

This. There's no fucking way.

>as usually
>stewwart
>chapple
>falling about
Wew

Jesus, Chappele got JACKED.
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Also New York Times is a laughingstock.

Not bait. My buddy got locked up and not a single black guy in there had ever heard of his show. This was like a year after it stopped airing

>NYT, Daily Beast, Vice, Vulture, HuffPo, etc.
A lineup that makes even the Daily Mail alone look good in comparison. Honestly i'd be putting 2 minutes of shitting at these publications at every show making fun of the articles and clickbait they deem "newsworthy", let the audience laugh it off at the stupidity every time. It would be a bit of George Carlin seeping into the today.

you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick without trying to peel it first

fucking lost it there

But Bill's rant on women and feminism is a thing of beauty.

lightskin nigga reporting in to educate you whitebois on drank

>everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga..think about that!

Which was his best sketch and why was it the one about Tupac releasing new songs?

any Sup Forums folks have that picture of the professor writing those names on a white board under "unbiased sources?"

thank you for the oc, looks refreshing

Shiiiiet, people need to get some critical thinking in their brains and realize that professors aren't sources of knowledge beyond a basic summary of the classes, otherwise they wouldn't be lowly paid professors but professionals making it big in the industry/field.

most underrated: world series of dice
best: have to go with clayton bigsby

In one out of 4 of his new episodes, yes. But he was sitting right in front of a small audience, so maybe it was a venue rule.

Sugar water with purple dye.

>I'm a solid gold bonafide bitch

Detroit is ruined because white men running the country decided Asia and India needed those manufacturing jobs more than Americans do.

You're so fucking dumb that you think the poor and folks without any kind of power have the ability to change a city like that.

oh shit is that the purple stuff

Sold Gold Bonafide Bitch would be a kino title

Eh, he just lifted that from Eddie Murphy.

>not niggar family
gtfohwtbs

He grew up in a white neighbourhood. I can do a pretty good pajeet because my step-dad is Indian.

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>Eh, he just lifted that from Eddie Murphy.
Not so. Eddie Murphy's white guy voice was derisive. Chappelle's is much more complimentary.
I'm a black guy. I hate it when whites do a "black voice," but not for the reason most would think. I actually like it when they are accurate. Barry Sobel in the 1980s was the first white guy doing a black voice that I thought was funny, but 30 years later, people still get it wrong.

>Sup Forums doesn't know what it wants.

I don't think Sup Forums even knows what it is, judging by the "soyboy" meme.

Funny seeing all these publications finding his new stand-ups "problematic".

>I can do a pretty good pajeet because my step-dad is Indian.

Are you looking for attention from Sup Forums?