Simpson's quotes

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>but there's actually 34 stars on that flag!

Le Grill!? What the hell is that!?

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So eerie...

More asbestos, more asbestos!

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"Radioactive Man" has to be the funniest Simpsons episode.
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38, actually.

but there's 38

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Hi Sup Forums, mind if I ruin your thread?

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Formerly Chuck's

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IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS! DAMN YOUR FEEBLE BRAIN!

I swear everyone had bigger eyes and blanker expressions that whole season

Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

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Wait a minute this sounds like rock and/or roll!

that's fucking rich.

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>tfw to smart for photosynthesis

>I told you not to flush that
now I know what it feels like to be in this position while having something to drink

Groening had some great big balls to call Obama a stupid monkey.

youtube.com/watch?v=OsqX8TQQyEY#t=135

That was during the Bush years.

OH PICK ME, TEACHER, I'M EVER SO SMART!

Of course, he ended up being a rapist, so...

Hehe Kevin and Hobbes

Haha. I remember when reading Cage of Eden, they had to explain what photosynthesis us and the comment section blown up asking what Japanese student would not know this. It also had dialogue like "look, it's a bank! There must be something important inside!" As opposed to what? A bank filled of shit?

>Sup Forumstards
>old enough to be alive during the Bush years

Pick one.

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
"Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

Weren't those accusations with no real proof other than she said he said?

didn't he actually admit to doing it.

why he's even on trial i have no idea?

Japan is too busy being taught about all the war crimes they never committed, and the proper way to work yourself to death quietly as an office drone.

No? If anything he admit to fucking some drunk bitches while also being drunk himself but thats not really ra- oh wait its 2017 nvm.

I still don't get the joke.

keep the rhyme going

Recently found out that the original lyrics were supposed to be In the Garden of Eden, but they got the singer drunk and had him slur his words out instead.
>MFW

That sounds delicious.

you didn't know?
I thought it went without saying what the line was derived from

Go post it on /ck/ and ask them how they would make it.

>celebrities are normal people like Bill Cosby
I forgot the accrual line, but man, that Cosby line has REALLY changed in context over the years.

"If I stop peddling Ill die"

cnn.com/2015/07/07/us/bill-cosby-quaaludes-sexual-assault-allegations/index.html

Sort of. Cosby claims he admitted to one woman instead of multiple women, and did not give it to them without their knowledge.

God damn it, man.

>no matter how you brush you're doing it wrong

my mom got pretty mad at this joke

Why did he have the bowl though?

it's like when they accused michael jackson, some niggas needed money so they said he fucked them, but then after michael died they admitted it was mad up bullshit because they just wanted some money

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I never needed molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

With Michael Jackson it was only one guy, trying to use his kid to get money from him, with Cosby it has been a shitload of women.

Do YOU come with the car?

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kek

Still don't get it.

>Who the hell's Robin?

what the fucking hell

Still doesn't help.