"Oh no look at the suspense! I have to keep this ferry from splitting apart and killing a bunch of people! How will I...

>"Oh no look at the suspense! I have to keep this ferry from splitting apart and killing a bunch of people! How will I ever get out of this one?! I sure wish an armored avenger played by a meme actor could save my twink ass from getting torn apart!"

Why do you guys hate everything?

Because this isn't /r/marvelstudios

Personally I'm more just apathetic. I'm more looking forward to Thor:Ragnarok than this.

whats a meme actor exactly? also I agree Holland has a qt twink butt

because it makes you look cool

Because virginity.

Go back.

I assume it means an actor you don't like.

Because some things are actually bad and should be called bad.

That's a greater strength feat than Diana lifting the Tank.

Because it is objectively shit compared to the 2002-2007 trilogy.

I can't believe they got Raimi to ghostwrite this.

No, no, no shill dont try to turn this into a company war thread because your movie is shit. Also let me know when Spider Twink kills the God of War.

Way to fuck everything up. Spider Man doesn't even look he's straining to hold that boat together. Where's the suspense? The intensity? Spider Man 2 at least showed the costume ripping at the seams. Homecoming just looks like Peter casually striking a Jesus pose.

It isn't Sup Forums either.

Sorry user but OP's image is from an actual movie, not the PS4 game.

Yeah I know the CG is shit.

Capeshit peaked with Spiderman 2

He got beat by someone who's best showing was lifting a tank, a guy that can hold a cruse ship together should be able to win as well.

Stark Tech man, Stark Tech.

On what grounds is it shit? Please explain.

didn't Spidey do the same thing in the comics like 100s of times and rarely did it ever rip? its called comic books, it doesn't need to make sense. it doesn't make any sense either that Tobey didn't rip the train apart when the same amount of strength was used to make him stop it from going off the rails.

Because different people have different opinions, and we can freely express them here. It only seems like everyone hates everything here, because of the anonymity of the website, and your tendency for generalization.

How dare you be reasonable.
You're supposed to yell "CAHNTRARIAN" every time someone's opinion and a point of view is different from a general public.

I dont think you understand how power levels work. Wonder Woman is leagues above Spidey and Ares would stomp him. Thor could beat Spider Man.

Power levels based on what? Her apparent ability to support less weight than Spider-man? Wonder Woman might be better in the comics but we've only got like two feats to go off of from the movies.

In every single solo marvel movie since avengers everyine ALWAYS COMPLAINS saying "Oh why didn't one of the other avengers show up to help!"
Now for the first time it actually happens and it makes sense and people still arent happy this just proves people are fucking terrible and we should all be killed.

The amount of strength displayed by Spider-Man in the at scene is interminable as the ship is being held together by the dozens of web-strands behind him. There's no actual reason why he needs to hold the webs like that and he'd be better served attaching additional web-strands.

Huh, that's true, I didn't really take note of the webbing in the background I guess that's more of a display of the webbing's strength than Spider-Mans.

>spider-mans strength level
>a character that in one issue can hold up a collapsing building on his back and in the next get knocked on his ass by a punch from a street-level thug

Remember how Wonder Woman held her own against Doomsday aka the monster that is as powerful as General Zod and killed Superman?

Fuck off Sup Forums. Next you'll be telling me Spider Man can beat Zod.

>he's holding back.

>I could be at the NBA Finals with Mr Stark instead of doing this shit!
Peter how could you!?

No, I know Zod outclasses all MCU Characters; he managed to throw super fast punches and fight at his travel speed. Wonder Woman never quite pulled that off, she just lunges quickly.

Superhero movies are absolute trash and one of the most cancerous fads that has hit cinema.
I blame the shitty comic industry for forcing this shit onto movies, at least be like videogames and have the decency of fucking off.

Wow, a non retarded post.

It's not a matter of it making sense, it's a matter of it being fittingly dramatic for a movie screen. There's no feeling of tension or stress when the costume is perfectly pristine; the scene in Spider-Man 2 evokes a mood by showing Peter's desperation, while I doubt the scene in Homecoming will elicit anything buy apathy.

>Waaahh, I don't like the current trend of movies because they are a theme!
How about you fuck off to /tv faggot? Cape movies are going to be here a while just like how Westerns and Crime movies had their time. Or to use a paraphrased /co quote...

>user, three things sell movies; Tragedy, Sex, and Supermovies. Everybody's sick of tragedy, we all know Hollywood can't write worth a damn about sex, so that leaves one thing and that one thing is Supermovies.

>some things are actually bad and should be called bad

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I guess I'd have to see it in motion, but i do agree the Spiderman Two scene seems more visually effective.

Just look how casually he's holding the fucking webs. No tension at all. Fuck this movie.

I don't like the weird thing he's doing with his head. I don't know why.

Holland is a shit actor, Even Ganke could have made a better Spider-Man.

Trilogy? But there were only two movies.

Compared to the three, it is mediocre.
Compared to the first two, it is shit.

Seriously I think that version of Doc Ock will never leave my mind as the best ever depiction of him acting/personality-wise.

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How ass pained are trolls gonna be when it does better than the original?

Hey! Green Lantern is good movie.

MoS is good, you fuckinh faggot.

Oh, honey, no.

It's not bad, but it could've been a lot better.

I hate this so much. It's Sup Forums. It's always been Sup Forums. Right now the marketers are shilling on this board because Sup Forums has been overrun by r/the_donald/pol/. This isn't Sup Forums.

yeah, fuck actual discussion and enjoying content! i can't wait to die so i don't have to experience anything!

>i can't wait to die so i don't have to experience anything!
Yeah I can't wait for you to die either.

I don't hate something I haven't seen.

Honestly, I think the movie will be okay. Not great but not as terrible as the ASM movies. But maybe my expectations will be surprised and this turns out better than I though.

The opposite of bad is good, therefore MoS is good.

no avengers show up
>lol even one more avenger would be able to fix this problem quick, how come they never show up, like what were they doing so important they couldnt help?
Avenger shows up
>jesus just stay in your own movie i came here to watch spiderman not an avengers sequel

I agree with Mr Stark here.

Here's the thing, when Falcon was in Ant-Man? Nobody mind (besides Edgar Wright), because the plot wasn't dependent on the Avengers. Spider-Man Homecoming's plot revolves around Iron Man and the Avengers.

We want to see Spider Man, not Iron Man 4.

I hope they dont do that and play it off as Peter biting more than he can cure. That'd be so lazy. It'd be much better if he managed to hastily keep the ship together while people escape, or by crudely connecting them with webs so he can save people before it splits again.

I want my spidey to be cunning, not dependent.