Blocks your path

Blocks your path

THICC

I hope someone gets to enjoy Amy Schumer's tender lil tootsies. Just imagine tongue bathing her Jewess princess toes, YUM! Hahaha, titsguys and Pussyfags can fight over the rest.

i would love to be her boyfriend!

Abandon quest!

Have any of you watched Schumer's Leather Special? How dare people dislike it

someone a while back detailed a story about he fucked her in the ass after a comedy show, it's sounded so bland and drab that I believe it, overall it seemed like a lackluster experience and that she's pretty gross, and this was back when she was thin

i can't just swim around her?

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flat ass for a fat girl

I want to beat the fuck out of that chubby bitch and rape her. I bet she would cum so hard.

I wonder if she's as dirty as she tries to suggest. I wouldn't mind finding out.

would fuck

Is this a strongfat body ?

>tattoo

I take it back. I fucking hate those.

no pls

>new york jew
you're not going to get much excitement from her

We now post things that are Inside Amy Schumer.

I’ll start

anal guaranteed

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>pork ham etc

wait, what?

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she's not kosher, she's only a half jew and to boot she's most likely an atheist

is this achieveable natty

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How can she post this stuff without feeling ashamed?

but who would want it when there are as easily attainable girls like pic

gonna need a bigger wine bottle than that

Stronk.

>ITT: virgins

I'm sorry, Amy. I'll be your toilet slave if it helps.

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seems like paddleboarding is what all the new rich faggots do, particularly the dumb dumb cunts who made their money by exploiting other dumb people. it's like the new yoga.

Stop white knighting faggot.

Lol.

Tramp stamp. Member tramp stamps?

YIKES!

I'll just head back the way I came.

She's a big guy

Jesus? Is that you?

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>later that day

if you think shes anything other than a sex goddess you are a gay retard

Blocks your path

I wish I could bump into Amy in some NY alleyway in the middle of the night and that she's drunk and angry and starts shit with me. She swings first, she attacks. I fear for my life. I clothesline her to the ground and then stomp on her vagina. I then move away and wait for her to get up. I'm about 20 feet away, ready to rock. She wobbles up and I run full speed at her, plunging my knee into her crotch and then elbow-dropping on her pig face. Then I move in for the ground and pound. I use a hammer-fist to pummel her face into an unrecognizable mush. Then I poke her eyes. Then I get up and acquire a beer bottle from the alleyway trashcan and I plunge it into her diseased vagina. Thus I complete my attacks and move away from her mangled body but not before notifying the local bum population that I got them some free fuck meat.

>Iskra
Nice taste m8

JOSH WHEDON LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

*ate the path*

a pajeet cab driver's finger

based

If this were any other celeb that Sup Forums likes and had the same body they would say

>woah so THICC and hot
and
>mommy

>people think this is bad and not what your average housewife in her 30s looks like

At some point you need to stop obsessing over models and look at real women, guys.

Who knew not being an insufferable cunt could be a significant component to attractiveness?

>Criticize her because she's doing some excercise reeeee
at least give her some credit