Patty and selma are unironically attractive

patty and selma are unironically attractive

Of course they are. They have big fat asses and they suck excellent dick.

Without the hairy legs I'd find them genuinely attractive. But even with the leg hair I'd still fuck them.

But they're smokers and smell like smoke.

ToOoOoOt

True.

This. This is the deal breaker. As stated, they're quite plump with attractive figures, and they can always shave their legs. But smokers are gross.

Even as a kid it struck me as kind of stupid how they always mocked Homer for being fat when they were also obviously fat, moreso even.

Yea if they took better care they wouldn't be catching runner ups.

>smokers

No. Not possible.

>hairy legs
>desperate to suck cock
>chubby
god, that sounds amazing, but sadly smokers are unappealing like confirms

user you better sauce me

it's an artist named D!
his name on HentaiFoundry is EroticFun if i remember right
so, patty, selma or marge?

It's funny that when they put them is "sexy" clothing it really works

.

Sirens are ugly, sailors only think they are sexy from the distance and their chants are hypnotic.

I think it's eroticfuneral actually

thanks dude, post patty and selma, now!
which is their best appearance by the way?

...

That's manatees you're thinking of

No, sirens used to be fucking ugly creatures.
Just as the tooth fairies.

they would have to be drawn JUUUUUUUST right
and maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE

gonna try stuff

>one of these women is named after his mother
>another is named after one of his sisters

I just can't find Simpsons characters attractive.
They look like ugly gargoyles with overbite... or maybe I've just seen way too much shit tier porn of it, and every other adult cartoon in existence.

That said, I hate their dumb afros.

feeling lazy
gib patty/selma pics you fucks
research shit

Matt Groening couldn't draw an attractive woman to save his life.

Probably not Patty, since she's a pretty militant lesbian. But Selma's likely got a ton of experience.

>patty
>lesbian
what? user, i've seen every simpsons episode there's no episode of patty becoming a lesbian, the simpsons only had ten seasons and ended, as that season was such a flop that relied on celebrity appearances and nothing more

>mostly futa
theshitIputupwith.jpg

Would both.

I'm with you user.
Sup Forums was a mistake.