Huh. So that's what it's used for...
Huh. So that's what it's used for
Aaron Lee
Joseph Evans
That... actually makes sense...
Jace Sullivan
No it fucking doesn't. How would it eat them after picking them up?
Juan Martinez
letting them slide off by lowering its head, duh.
Christian Edwards
Obviously after it collects them it takes them back to its...... nest?
Wait, what do unicorns have? Burrows? Dens? Hives?
Joshua Miller
way to ruin the oranges, and there's nothing good about orange juice in your eyes. also horses can't eat oranges
Brody Butler
>unicorn hives
>unicorns are eusocial, with a fertile queen laying unicorn eggs
Gabriel Edwards
>Unicorn hives
Jesus, that's fucking terrifying.
I mean, would they have castes and shit? Drone unicorns to forage and expand the hive, soldier unicorns to guard the nest, a giant, bloated, xenomorph-like queen unicorn laying eggs.
If you dump a bunch of water on the nest do hundreds of unicorn drones suddenly pour out of every hole in the ground to rebuild it? Do soldier unicorns raid other unicorn hives and violently gore and dismember other unicorns?
THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERING!
Christopher Myers
A single unicorn can lift 50 times its own body weight, and a swarm of them can bring down a full grown dragon and pick its carcass clean in 12 hours.
Blake Roberts
I hate how autistic and retarded you are, but mainly I hate that I've become too cynical to enjoy it.
Jace Gonzalez
>having fun thinking about a stupid idea
>autistic
>raging about a joke made an hour ago
>totally not autistic in any way
Unicorns in glass houses, mate.
Gabriel Thompson
Don't forget they hung all sorts of prey.
Leo Barnes
wtf
Andrew Peterson
Ohh....
William Rivera
That and murdering motherfuckers. Medieval unicorns were hardcore.
Ian Williams
I don't understand.
Nicholas Ramirez
Magical unicorns don't take no shit.
Isaiah Cruz
Uuuhm sauce of OP's pic?
Scientific reasons, a doy!
Chase Robinson
>horse
Noah Reyes
Is it gay if you want to suck on a unicorn's horn?
Blake Martin
"The unicorn is the enemy of the elephant, which it attacks with its horn, piercing the elephant's belly. "
This elephant is cheating, tho -- he brought a couple lion henchmen with him.
Luke Cruz
Trinket the unicorn from Nella the Princess Knight.
Nathaniel Howard
I'm pretty sure if your both the same gender, then yeah.