Superman has a child.
Batman has a child.
Yet Wonder Woman doesn't have a child. (And no, Donna doesn't count. Her backstory is too confusing and no one likes her).
Why doesn't Diana have a child? If she had a child, then the whole trinity can have a trinity of young heroes! Diana can have a daughter and she can pal around with Jon and Damian!!!
superman looks like he's readying for a kiss
That would make a fourth trinity. Besides the original, we now have:
The Unholy Trinity
>Lex
>Ra's
>Circe
The Dark Trinity
>Bizarro
>Red Hood
>Artemis
Am I the only one who'd like to see Diana have a son?
unlikely but yes I would like to read that
Damian is a rape baby
Superman and Lois are basically Capes comics Adam and Eve when it comes to relationships
Wonder Womans ships are shit. They will never go the rape baby route. They can pull in a WW daughter from another universe but that seems like a long shot. The final thing she could do is make her own child out of clay also. Making her a single mother who doesn't need a man kind of thing.
Maybe they will finally give her a proper relationship when she sees Bruce/Salina and Lois/Supes double dating or some shit like that.
Diana having a son, he becomes prince of Themyscira. Now that would be incredibly interesting.
Diana doesn't have a child cause they don't want anyone to be related to her. Her twin hasn't been touched upon, her connection to the gods has been retconned so much we don't know what she is too them anymore. Who would be her offsprings father ? the comics are playing Diana to be bisexual leading towards being a lesbian so who would she have fucked to give her a kid ?
I like Donna. Fuck you. Plus, she's her sister.
Also, Diana does have a kid. Lyta Trevor is from Earth-2 though, so that's an issue.
I'm fairly certain nobody gives a shit about that secret brother thing. I doubt even Johns cares about it.
>Yet Wonder Woman doesn't have a child.
She does.
Just give her a Wonder Boy already.
All the JL founders should be parents by now
>tfw no living aquababy
>tfw no daddy Hal
>tfw no Barry using super speed to keep up with twin toddlers
D-do all four of them fuck?
Fuck you I like Donna
I kinda did I wanted to see where it would go
It looks like someone just copypasted Connor
That is supposed to be Connor.
Barry and Iris breeding is a foregone conclusion since Jenni exists.
The only place it could possibly go is the reintroduction of the Gargareans. And frankly, after Finch's run, that's best left avoided. Having dudes living on Themyscira has never worked out, and it's a stupid idea that misses the point anyway.
You just want Themyscira to become an island made of pure /ss/ don't you?
And the Chinese Trinity.
Has Wonder Woman had any children that weren't Clark's, beside Lyta?
I honestly can't think of many.
Niggas, we're practically turning this into Young Justice now
It's literally easy, user.
Just have Diana and Steve Trevor trapped in an alternate dimension where time moves faster there. Steve knocks her up there and then she gives birth to a kid and raise her for a few years. Then the family gets back to the DCU and Diana shows her the wonders of her island and the rest of the world! And then later she meets Superboy and Robin.
Boom! Solved!
The trinity is kind of a forced idea IMO. I think it's really just Batman and Superman, World's Finest. Not a misogynist thing or anything, it just doesn't seem natural
Would her child also be a shota?
>Young Justice returns, but Tim and Kon are replaced with Damian and Jon + Wonder Boy
How would Sup Forums feel?
What if Batman impregnates Wonder Woman?
One of these days Lex is going to decide he needs an official in the spotlight son. And if there's any justice, he gets a daughter instead who drives him insane.
angry because teen titans is better than young justice and its literally whos
I think he meant Comic Young Justice.
>Making her a single mother who doesn't need a man kind of thing.
Except that Single Mothers are shit and only churn out maladjusted children to become most likely criminals. Single Motherhood is shit. It's only media that portrays and lies about it being a good thing.
>Wonder Womans ships are shit
kys my man
>Damian
>Jon
>Lyta
>Irey
>Emiko
>Jai
>Wonder Woman is the grandmother of Dream of the Endless
holy shit you're right
missed opportunity making Jon a boy, they should have made him a girl tease a Bat-Son and Super-Daughter relationship and them drop in Wonder-Son for forced drama
We can still have a reverse harem with a wonder loli
Super-Daughter is redundant with Supergirl, though
Diana needs a son because fuck amazons and it would make a shota threesome.
Magic Trinity too
Also erased trinity of Kon/Tim/Cassie, sort of.
yeah but no one carried about them anyway
I... I like Donna...
Circe makes a homunculus out of Diana's DNA, and Diana is conflicted about it
So super lass then
>Why doesn't Diana have a child?
Because then she'd have to go through pregnancy and childbirth. They might be able to have her adopt a girl with powers, but I doubt it'd be the same.
I almost thought it was Terry for a second kek
>Season ending pregnancy
She should have a son with steven trevor.
A blonde, blue-eyed son, who's the first male amazon -disregard THAT story, for crying out loud- and thanks to he's grandad Zeus, he also has lightning powers.
Only kid Diana's ever going to have is a rape baby.
Wrong.
Damian should have been a girl.
Her teasing Jon would have been great.
It's kinda weird how both Diana and her archenemy both have a daughter named Lyta.
What if you sucked my crusty balls?
>Superman has beautiful and loving sex to make a child
>Batman was raped
What could they write that fits Diana with her conception? She has a magic baby?
f-fuck you i care
Clay baby
This, this this.
If Diana has any kind of NEW sidekick it has to be a boy. We've had Wonder Girls, but a Wonder Boy would be new and it would be a lot of fun.
Plus, something about Diana being a surrogate mom to a young boy seems really neat.
Only in your wet dreams
Have her adopt a kid of Ares. Hercules exists so it's not out of the ball park.
What the hell is with you people and this Wonder Boy whoreshit?
>It'd be really interesting!
No it wouldn't. All that would happen is that forced man hating faggotry that you delusional casuals are convinced is a thing. And even that shouldn't happen because they're already cool with Steve.
The Amazons of the DCU are nothing like the Amazons of myth. They don't hate men, they aren't evil, and they are not super perfect flawless beings either. Get that through your thick skulls and shut the fuck up already.
Butthurt wonderfag.
Well there was/is(?) Fury. That sorta but not really counts...
>What the hell is with you people and this Wonder Boy whoreshit?
Welcome to Sup Forums, /ss/ capitol of Sup Forums.
Young boys getting snu snu from a literal Amazon is right up most of our alleys.
Casual retard.
Seriously, if you idiots could just fuck off and have your shota self insert fantasies elsewhere, that'd be great.
Did the boys meet Wondy yet?
I literally can get you guys a Wonder Girl in one page AND piss off Rucka in three panels:
Stolen. Time. Courtesy of Doctor Manhattan's blue dong.
The girl is very shy but she eclipses the other two in kindness, physical strenght but is too trusting and naive.
There Didio. You're welcome.
Personally, I think Wonder Woman should have a rotating side cast of all the super-powered animals in the DC Universe.
"Wonder Woman and the Wonder Pets"
This thread seems hung up on biological offspring. Just have her adopt some clone alien hybrid android to be her kid. She'd totally be down for that. She can't abide suffering kids.
Hm. Throw in Tolifar and the gorilla knights, and I'd support this. It's too comic book-y to hate.
Jon has. His reaction to her so far is "Cool! Wonder Woman!".
How come Wonder Woman doesn't have an animal sidekick like a Pegasus? Even Supergirl has that horse who wanted to rape her. Superman has Krypto and Batman has Ace, Aquaman has an entire biosphere
Because that would involve her getting pregnant and not working for a couple more months after at the least
We can't have feminist icon wonder woman play mommy while the men are at work
Because writers tend to forget that she can talk to animals, and yet more writers seem to be ashamed or unaware of kangas.
Diana taking maternity leave is a non-issue. Artemis would be her substitute for a few months and be a smug bitch about it.
Frottage?
New 52 Damian also met WW when he was temporarily superpowered post his 'death'
>Wonder Woman in rebirth is fucked up in the head, all memories she thought she had was false
>One of her memories she lost was that she had a son
>Dr. Oz has that son locked away
There, solved it for you.
Look, all I was saying is that it would be neat for Wondy to have a boy sidekick instead of a girl sidekick/side character, for a change. Superman has Supergirl and Batman has Batgirl, but Wonder Woman's never had a Wonder Boy and I think it would be neat. Quit being a spaz.
Damian exists because Bats needed a new Robin and people love the theme of him trying to rehabilitate the misguided.
Jon exists because DC wanted to step away from the "younger, hipper" New 52 Superman. Easiest way to show somebody is uncool and mature? Make them a responsible parent.
Now, how would Diana play off of her hypothetical kid? Give them a reason to exist outside of hijinks or Sup Forumsmblr-fueled shipping urges.
I thought that Steve was her animal sidekick? A lesser being that hangs around for scraps of affection and thinks that it can help. He's like a wiener dog.
>dat pic
More like Superfriends with benefits
But Artemis would be too busy raping Jason.
Bruce and Clark are so fucking rigid... who do I hang out with in the JLA if I just want to smoke some weed and watch Netflix?
Also: If the Green Lantern used his ring to make some weed, would it be smokable?
How hard?
>She has a magic baby?
Hephaestus makes Diana a magic phallus to do her girlfriend with.
lol everyone just passed that by
What kind of super pet would you give her?
A crowbar may neee to become involved.
>who do I hang out with in the JLA if I just want to smoke some weed and watch Netflix?
Plastic man
Green arrow
Hal?
>If the Green Lantern used his ring to make some weed, would it be smokable?
If he made it at the molecular level, complete with THC and shit, probably? But as soon as he stopped thinking the THC would go away and you wouldn't be high anymore I would assume
A kangaroo from one of Saturn's moons
Ah, she's raping him both physically and emotionally.
I hate this bitch, she got Morpheus killed, Diana can have a better child
>mfw this was some fag shit where Bat and Super were showing their gay kids how to kiss
I dunno. Diana, maybe? She could probably hook up with some dank Amazon reefer.
I wish
The og trinity
>Father
>Son
>Holy spirit
No one can beat 'em.
I really want to say Martian Manhunter, because he has that whole Native American chief vibe. Him smokum peace pipe?
Or at least eat some hash brownies, in case he doesn't want to use a lighter.
>Martian Manhunter, because he has that whole Native American chief vibe. Him smokum peace pipe?
... Nigga, what?
I dunno, he's always mysterious, serious-faced, and has great knowledge of the nature of many things, and speaks of an old and completely foreign culture. His lands were overrun by the white man (Or martian) as well and there is now nothing left of his people. Made it seem like he had this indian chief vibe going for him.
... user, are you high right now? Be honest.
Totally... but I thought I had something going there with Martian Manhunter. Can't you picture Plastic Man throwing an empty drink cup from Big Belly Burger onto the Martian dirt at MM's feet, then the camera slowly crawls up to J'ohn's face and a single tear falls down his face?
...
Plot for Wondys Child
Wonder Woman has a son/daughter with the Titan Prometheus who seduced her with whatever power he has or gained.
He takes the child after birth and lives under a false name as a human, erases Dianas memory so she can't find him and know that she has a child.
Prometheus later gets killed or rather kills himself and tells his son or daughter that the gods killed him because reasons.
The truth is that he wants revenge and has seen the future where his child could kill all Olympian Gods.
His Son/Daughter believes him and get the whole story told by another Titan who knows Prometheus plan and everything and trains him/her.
Later there would be drama and fights and everything blablabla
And at last Wondy gets her memories back, knows she has a child who grew up to be a teen and is her enemy.
Somehow she convinces him or her to be her sidekick.
Later this child will join the Titans as a literal Titan (or half Titan)
End
user, go to bed.