What are some CANON /ss/ couples?
Young boy/woman couples
Kevin and Vic's girlfriend from F Is For Family kind of count I guess
How about you actually post an example op? Vincent is a full grown man, he even has a job at the jobs factory
Yeah OP fucked up
>That Princess Carolyn
Would you?
That is Vincent's son tho
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don't even need to ask
PC is the only acceptable character to fuck in that series
I remember this was a quick joke, but I forgot cause it was a long time ago. Can anyone remind me of the setup and punchline?
>Timmy has to help Mark celebrate a Yugopotamian holiday, part of which involves throwing the best party ever and wiping everyone's memories afterward
>Timmy wakes up with the Carly tattoo on his chest
>later on, Timmy is running for his life, passes Carly, calmly backs up and introduces himself
>gif happens
>brief pause in which Carly doesn't seem the slightest bit perturbed that the name tattooed on her arm belongs to a 10-year-old, then Timmy resumes fleeing
>only acceptable fuck
Sextina Aquafina, Sarah Lynn, and Charlotte/Penny disagree
Absolutely. Fucking Bojack is a retard for not just staying with her.
>canon
I think this is the closest we'll get.
Thanks senpai.
It's funny, I didn't think much of this scene but now that I'm older I wonder how the public would react if the ages were reversed.
Excuse you I would hold hands with Mr Peanutbutter any day
vapid slut, junkie, hippie trash, no gracias.
b-but i want to fuck Bojack
I don't understand the broomstick for a hand. If he*they* can get one hand in, why not the other?
Wafku at season 3?
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Why wouldn't you? Strong career woman who only needs someone to make her feel a little less alone? She's low maintenance and more than deserves anybody's appreciation.
She's ALWAYS trying her hardest at everything she does and she's resilient as fuck.
That's too much work. I just want a sex mommy.
hardly even /ss/
She can deal with Tod and Peanut butter without having a breakdown
Yeah she's prime mother material if she wasn't a workaholic
But that is a cat!
I want to breed PC over and over.
This
Go to bed, Gumball
What about more young human male/grown catwoman couples?
This really shouldn't be the only other example that comes to mind.
Well, that isn't a cat.
>giving her a snout
But Carolyn is clearly one of those flatface cats.
yea,its like a three or four year difference
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Catgirl. Same thing, only more legal to have sex with.
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Bastien Vives' new book, Une Soeur, looks up my alley but I can't find scans.
Maybe. Her backstabbing her own assistant doesn't at all go with my principles, but I do feel a little sorry for her...
>tfw there'll never be an English translation of this ever
Because she doesn't need a person to make her happy. She needs something to do, that is what makes her happy. So if you're an emotionally mature stable person she will completely ignore you to go take care of a neurotic basket case shell of a man because he will constantly give her problems that she has to fix.
It's why she quits being an agent to go back to being an agent. It's why she has that moment staring into the Thomas Kinkaide painting and realizes that she likes conflict and struggle over calmness and peace.
So unless you constantly create trouble and panic the relationship won't work because she'll get bored and won't know why. That is her dramatic flaw.
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She is more cat than a woman. Or more woman than a cat. Princess.
Who are the ones on the right?
I want to fuck it?
>So unless you constantly create trouble and panic the relationship won't work because she'll get bored and won't know why. That is her dramatic flaw.
She does intentionally seek conflict to fix, throwing herself at every problem. She is yet another broken character.
HOWEVER, things were working out with Ralph rather well. She just needed problems to fix, so she sought out a way to get back to work. Ralph doesn't appreciate that, and that's seed for conflict and likely spells doom for that relationship.
But you know, he could just learn to accept she's like that and let her get her fill of conflict in her job while staying behind as a rock to support her whenever things get too bad. It's not exactly satisfying, but it would be the mature thing to do.
No you magnanimous moron.
A cat is fine too
>hardly even /ss/
the term doesn't connote age difference you idiot and includes exactly this
if you mean mF say mF and don't bother replying
same artist, IIRC it's a story that only has a couple pages finished
Charlotte and Penny are too pure for sex.
wtf is wrong with her nose is she related to voldemort or something
No. She deserves better.
No joke, when Vincent and Caroline broke up I was so sad. He was my favorite character.
I know it's Sup Forums, but Otoyomegatari is very good.
Carolyn should switch places with Nicole Watterson.
Shut Hell also a wild ride
I thought he worked at the business factory?
I'd argue they're the same thing.
Confession: I liked how Brendan was attracted to his step mom.
>Carolyn should switch places with Nicole Watterson.
I'd watch that
>PC running around after Richard and putting out all gumballs fires. Meanwhile Nicole ends up a power player in Hollywood.
>the fucking kids name was even Willy Dewitt.
>the lack of subtlety in this, christ.
>Who's Wanda
>Who's Charlotte
>Who's Penny
>Who's Mr. PB
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I always liked Brendan's mom, but her whole life is Just...
So what's a story here?
>Nicole ends up a power player in Hollywood.
As an agent? I doubt it. Nicole is dumb, incompetent and irresponsible. She would ruin the agency in less than a week.
>Nicole is dumb, incompetent and irresponsible.
triggered
Your right about ruining the agency, she'd lose her shit dealing with all the air heads of LA
>vincent
>young boy
Is this a jab at his adult braces? Because he's already pretty grumpy about it.
did they fugg?
Of course
The plot hops between various love stories and (to-be-)married couples and is overall pretty slice-of-life-y. Since it's a lot about marriages, it's also a lot about families. Clan politics, adapting to a different family's customs while preserving your own traditions, being there for each other in a tight-knit small community, etc. Some stories are about cutesy teenage romances, some are all gunpowder and bride kidnappings.
If you're into clothes with very detailed patterns and ornaments, and you like learning about some 19th century central Asian culture, it's a pretty comfy read overall.
>Nicole is dumb, incompetent and irresponsible.
Agree to disagree. Nicole is a competent head of a chaotic household. Managing Bojack and co would be easy after running her house and dealing with the shit she's had to deal with.
She'd chew out the dipshits she had to meet with, but she wouldn't flounder. I think she'd be pretty successful. Everyone in Bojack is very low energy and low key and mostly just gets into very average scrapes. Nicole would have an easy time yelling at BJ over the phone to get his shit together and he'd probably listen.
>Sarah Lynn
Sarah Lynn?
Sarah Lynn?
I like vapid sluts. With them you know what you get.
>Nicole is a competent head of a chaotic household
She is unable to control her husband and kids. She gave her retard, manchild husband access to her bank account and he lost all her money. And she did it TWICE. She doesn't have the control. In a realistic world she would be fucked. There was an episode about this.
>Everyone in Bojack is very low energy and low key and mostly just gets into very average scrapes
Different worlds. Bojack is a world where consequences are a thing.
>Nicole would have an easy time yelling at BJ over the phone to get his shit together and he'd probably listen.
>he'd probably listen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nicole can be successful as a porn actress
Bojack told me he was a kid
Of course not Vincent was waiting for them to get married.
>believing a washed up alcoholic
Isn't that the Horse from Horsing Around?
So I'm a bit of a newfag
What does /ss/ mean again? Seen it a few times
>Charlotte
>Penny
>That mouse girl
>Emily (Todd's gf)
>Mr. Peanutbutter
>Todd
PC is top of the list, but far from the only acceptable character. Even Diane, if you're purely looking for sex and not anything else.
Straight shota, i.e. what this thread is about.
>Charlotte
old pothead and also married
>Penny
dumb brat
>mouse girl
stuck up bitch
>emily
another dumb brat
>PB
wannabe nihilist that's too clingy and pushy and also a cuck
>Todd
fucking disaster of a person too dumb to get away from Bojack and save himself
From the crowds perspective he's dancing with his mother isn't he?
>Penny
She's a false rape accusing cunt piece of shit. She initiates sex twice and then later on tries to present herself as a victim? No guy, not even in her peer group, should bother with her. Twats like that are the scummiest of the scum essence. Not even joking, IRL bitches like that RUIN innocent guys.
>She's a false rape accusing cunt piece of shit
When did see do this? As far as I remember she never accused Bojack of anything
Presenting herself as innocent in context makes Bojack look like a sexual degenerate. It's the default of the situation.
>Presenting herself as innocent in context
when?
Those goal posts moved real fast
"I was only 17 Bojack!" during the College Campus scene.
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The second kid in that setup was probably really glad he stuck to the plan long enough.
Any drawfag here to make this real
>Shut Hell
You've piqued my interest.
He's an adult, but I'm pretty sure that she's significantly older than him.
From what I recall he was still in his teens and she was around 40.
How about the fact that Todd is asexual
>Implying asexuals can't be stupid