I have read the script for Avengers: Infinity War. Ask me anything

I have read the script for Avengers: Infinity War. Ask me anything.

How do I get a girlfriend?

Marvel Sniper here
Prepare to die

How many years has your Dad worked for Nintendo?

Will I ever get to tickle Elizabeth Olsen's feet?

WHEN'S MAHVEL

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How bad is it?

Who is to blame, creator or creature?

Tonight on Fanfic Round Table

Will I win the Vermin Fight Club Tournament this weekend?

Pls tell me there's a loli.

Yes

Why are you lying?

Is Captain Marvel introduced?

How big is my penis?

9.5 inches

Ask her out

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

On a scale from 10 to 10 how generic is it?

>diet
>exercise
>date people
>find an active hobby

You don't have to do these things to get a gf but you do if you want to date above a 7/10

Who was your first kiss?

What did you think of my death scene? Too melodramatic?

Get money.

I've made my choice.

Not enough.

Nope.

About three fiddy.

It's good.

Both, yet neither.

Sorry.

I'm not.

Only as Carol Danvers.

Not as big as mine.

I've answered that.

Not much. 4.

A girl from school named Lilly.

...

Yeah sure you did you fucking nigger. Kill yourself subhuman piece of shit.

Does Evangeline Lilly look pretty when tied up?

who dies?

Will Cap fuck someone and stop being a virgin?
Will Bucky join the Avenger?
Will the helicarrier get blown up again?
Whose dick will Black Widow suck this time?
Will Thanos get BTFO like a chump?

Vision and Kraglin.

Not here.

Yes.

Nope. No Helicarriers at all.

Banner's still.

Maybe, but he's at the top of his game here.

how important are Adam warlock and Spiderman?

What role to the FF & X-Men play?

Adam is not in it.

Spider-Man has a sizeable role. He stows away on the trip to Space and is not taken seriously by some of the heroes but is the one that brokers peace with the Guardians and figures out a key aspect of Thanos' plan.

They brought Liv Tyler back. She-Hulk Y / N

How are the Black Order introduced?

Does my Waifu survive for part2?

How pivotal is Doctor Dteange?

OP leave?

Thanks guy

Why do you feel the need to lie anonymously to anonymous people on a Croatian gargle poetry forum?

Who dies?

Does Cap become worthy to lift Thor's hammer?

How does the movie open?
How does the movie end?

Is the infinity gauntlet decked out with all the infinity gems by the end of the movie?

If Thanos knick knacks, will Chthon paddy whack?

Can you summarise the plot for us?

>About tree fiddy.

Well, it was about that time that I noticed that the user claiming to have read a movie script was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

Miles morales when

I am the script for Avenger's Infinity War. Ask me anything too.

In a prologue. They're Thanos' children.

Yes.

Pretty important. Thanos lives in another dimension and he's the only one that can get there.

Nope.

Opens with Thanos and Loki debating.

Ends with Thanos putting on the Gauntlet and unleashing its power.

Yep.

What's it like being saved onto a hard drive then printed out?

How do thanos retrieved de time stone?

What's the mid/post credits scene?

>No helicarriers

Gay

So, if Thanos gets the gauntlet at the end, do the movies taking place between this and the next one exist in some fucked up Thanosverse?

Do Hulk and Thanos go 1v1?

How much Iron Man?

Do Iron Man, Dr. Strange, and Starlord have a debate about music?

>Kraglin
Why would they kill off James Gunn's brother?

>He stows away on the trip to Space
You just got that from that guy who posts it in every Infinity Wars thread who is I

What does Mantis do?

Do any of the protagonists have some kind of character arc?

What is Fury and Maria's hill role and is earht invaded.

>So, if Thanos gets the gauntlet at the end, do the movies taking place between this and the next one exist in some fucked up Thanosverse?
I'm honestly curious about this too, I can see a connection with Cap marvel but not sure how Antman 2 fits in all this.

In terms of quip quality is it closer to the first Avengers movie or to AoU?

Fuck it, I'll take you at your word for it:

Does Death friendzone Thanos?

Does Thor have his hammer back? Does Hulk get to kick anyone's ass?

just b urself

Lilly didn't happen to poop in your school's boy's bathroom, did she?

Do any cosmic beings show up? celestials? watchers? death?

How does everyone learns about Thanos and how are the Avengers meeting the Guardians?

Where is the Soul Stone?

Does Thanos rip the Mind Stone out of Vision's head?

What's the premise for Part 2? In what situation does it end for the capes?

Can you reveal something being a huuuge spoiler?

Who is Peter Dinklage playing?

It's Pip The Troll isn't it?

Do the GotG mature? Do they hate the Guardians?

Tell me everything about Cap!