Trivago
Trivago
SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND
sprlölölö
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superior
Hotel?
EVERY CHANNEL HAS THIS FUCKING COMMERCIAL EVERY TIME
IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
Home
Trivago?
such an ugly name for a company
Fuck off
youtube.com
Why the fuck am I seeing this everywhere?
Mitä on seuraavana hänen urallaan?
Need to find a hotel?
Anyone got the Japanese version? It has a white girl with demon red eyes.
what the fuck does it mean
it pisses me off to no end
it sounds like Zhivago in Doctor Zhivago but it's not and it's like they're just trying to annoy me
just say Zhivago you stupid fucking cunt
Which country has the cutest Trivago girl?
I want to fuck them in the ass if you know what I mean
>The American travel company Expedia, Inc. owns a majority of the company's stock.
>Barry Charles Diller (born February 2, 1942) is an American businessman, who currently serves as the Chairman and Senior Executive of IAC/InterActiveCorp and Expedia, Inc.
>Diller was born into a Jewish household in San Francisco, California,
plays constantly in NZ
In aus too... why wont it stop?
Hotel? TRIVAGO
Its a combination of the phonetic sound of the words
TRAVEL + GO
How fucking hard is that to get??
TRip? VAcation? GO!
>93195411
>it's free real estate
I'm honestly amazed they made custom adverts for multiple regions/countries
Penikseni
it's funny that people seem to be hating on these adverts, because i don't mind seeing this hot bitch in 20 different outfits time after time
want to be balls deep desu
Best new commercial girl: curly haired blonde girl in proactiv charcoal brush commercial
Most annoying new commercial girl: Asian girl in discover card commercial who yells about “more money more money”
Trivago
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how do you turn travel into triva
She looks like a man
The latest one is the best
More ass and hips
>unironically losing to Tripadvisor & Trivago
Low rent Colbie Smulders
It's been all Wish for me for like 2 months
Mitä vittua?
Hotelli?
This is the most 90s shit I've ever seen.
We get that girl here in PH.
Jealous?
I really like her, particularly in the one where she's doing old-fashioned American dance moves.
MUSTATTU
Do human vaginas really have melanin receptors?
I mean it kinda makes sense when you think about it. Guy's dicks tend to be darker than the rest of their body, and blacks have the largest penises and the darkest skin. So from a evolutionary biology standpoint it makes sense that women would be more eroused by darker males(which I'm 99% sure they are) , but their vaginas actually detecting melanin levels in penises seems a bit out there.
I've also heard that white women's vaginas have enlarged melanin receptors (so sensitive that white mothers often experience multiple orgasms when giving birth to a Black baby) , which makes sense given the lack of melanin in white penises. It also explains why white women get so aroused and orgasm so frequently and intensely with darker mates.
On Bill Nye's show he had on Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill copulated with a black woman and Neil with a white woman for 20 minutes each, Bill was unable to make his partner orgasm. Neil's partner actually had to receive medical attention and was taken to hospital as a precaution due to the physical exhaustion and strain her 50+ orgasms had caused.
Anyone have any links refuting these claims? I'm getting tired of reading about this shit.
Trivago.
In my country it's a dude
Japan.
DADDY
Brazil
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> Australia and Japan have mad Trivago qts
SIX MILLION JEWS
It’s late 2000s though
Looks like budget Keanu. That smile is the smile of a man who's not sure what's going on and who doesn't even care, he's just smiling because he's so nice.
>budget Keanu
novel idea
Irrelevant. It's more 90s than anything that happened in that decade.
AWW FUCK OFF
>tfw keanu so based he didn't even do it because he wanted to fuck the glasses qt, he only did it because he's a nice guy and it wasn't the month of his human sacrifice to the ocean
>so stone people take advantage of your confused state and make you pay for their shit by convincing you it's your own shit
Being Keanu is Sadness.
how can a man be so based?
redditor: Hey Keanu. In 1993 I went to L.A., and on my way back from illegally visiting the Hollywood sign, I accidentally landed in your yard. Metallica was blaring on your stereo as you were fixing your Norton motorcycle. I asked you for the quickest way out to get a cab, and you pointed towards your fence. My friend and I were a little starstruck and just stood there.
keanu: Sorry I couldn’t give you a ride!
grr but we hate plebbit don't we bros?
but it's not pronounced Tri-VAY-go, it's Tri-VAR-go.
“When I was 12 I had a huge black-and-white poster of you. You had this contagious smile on it…That time was very difficult for us, my parents were in the middle of a divorce, easily stressed out, no time to listen and violent towards me and my little brother… When I came home from school, I used to go straight into my room, lock myself in and tell you how my day was, and what was bothering me. I used to think of you like a diary. I told you everything, my sorrows, my thoughts and you listened. Your image listened, kinda saved me from going insane… it was like going to a therapist, I think. Twenty years later, is this my chance to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Even if you did nothing. You were just there for me.”
From Keanu: “Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. And your feelings. Glad I could help in any way.”
Dark skin = spent more time hunting/picking berries
It's all evolutionary, and stupid when you look at it like that
See
She's the best.
wrong thread
got one in Portugal too
vile reddit starcunt
Oтeль? Tpивaгo
They've made like 6 or more versions with this guy already.
Why do they spend so much money on marketing anyway? Isn't this site just an aggregator?
Subliminal advertising
>sex hotel
keanu is jesus. he just doesn't know it.
more like trivagoo, am I right fellas?
>maxed out your credit cards so much you can't pay an excess baggage charge. Harass a kind soul to pay for it.
>keanu already does you a solid
>CAN WE GET A SELFIE????
>throw shirt in the wash
>gets destroyed
Thanks china.
>watching tv