Roastie gets BTFO by friend at her Intervention. Tell her dad "I need sex."
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Jesus, either put it down, or send it to a penal colony or something, it's too far gone.
i was going to say the same thing
>someone was willing to plow this fatty outside the entrance to the house where everyone would see
why would you willing to be a roastie? if you can make money off doing porn and have sex on the job. then again most roastie is just some fugly dumb women
Fuck this is why I never want a daughter.
At least you can force a son to get fit and join the army.
>having as much sex as possible and giving no fucks
this is chad 101 user
ITT virgin cucks who never fucked a slampig.
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves!
something must be wrong with her medulla oblongata
>penal colony
is that where they send girls to have their colons penetrated?
why do women even need sex if they only feel 10%?
~80% of women have emotional issues and are stupid, which is largely increased and amplified by the number of women on birth control/therapy/drugs.
when did you realize?
>women have it tough t-
slam tight piggy
This is what happens when you invite black people
5 stars for your post user
bruh id hit it lol
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration for someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on yourself, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
i love you
wtf i love misogyny now
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
>you only receive attention as a child when you cry, so you do, often. you stop when you start to notice your mother rolling her eyes
>your girlhood happiness ends at age 8 when one of your fathers' friends tells you how pretty your hair is and strokes it and you cry and everyone laughs. you learn that your pain is a joke
>you briefly but totally abandon your authentic self, which you will never recover, as you first experimentally minimize yourself between ages 10-13
>you suffer ceaseless body horror as you watch your body stretch and tear in ways that you can understand only as pathological
>because it seems people hate everything you like, you learn to pace things just right, so that you hate them almost before you even really like them
>time becomes telescopic. you lucidly relate to yourself as a young girl and vividly anticipate yourself as an older woman. you're optimistic, maybe for years. you begin to feel the flutters of something maternal, somewhere near your liver
>you find a man you can see yourself being with, really being with. you tell your friends you might get married. he fucks another woman. you're still young, but she's younger
>you date someone else. you have a pregnancy scare, but you kill it. you don't tell him. you break up with him because of it, but you tell him it's because you are studying abroad and can't do the distance
>you date someone else. you're tired. he reminds you of a boy you used to like, which you guess is enough for you now. you get pregnant
>you have his kid, or two of them. he gets a vasectomy. he tests it out on his coworker. you stay together, for the kids
>now that you have children, you can't seem to recall that you ever were one yourself. you make all the wrong choices. they tell you they hate you. they suck up to their pervert father. you tell yourself it's okay, that as long as you keep them alive, you're doing okay
Roastie O'Donnell
>it's your birthday. you are older than your mother was when she had you
>you start rolling your eyes and yelling at grocery clerks. you can feel yourself going insane, but you also feel girlishly helpless. you don't recognize your face in the mirror or your hands in front of your face. you are tired, so tired
>your mother dies. you can finally articulate what you meant to say to her this whole time. you mouth "sorry" as you cry silently, in the bed where you made your children. you are not sure who you are apologizing to
>your daughter has children of her own. you believe, inexplicably, that everything will turn out okay for her
>you die. at your funeral, strangers gossip about the intensity of your blush
Is Stephanie a tranny?
they did an intervention on her and she refused to grow her dick back.
List of reality TV kino
>Intervention
>My 600 Pound Life
>Hoarders
>My Strange Addiction
Peak Weimerica.
Oh, also "My Husband's Not Gay"
hahaha roastie whores btfo
inb4 a million roasties and whiteknight faggots write "ur a virgun" posts
this is the least insightful shit I've ever read. women aren't any where near as sentient as the basement dweller who wrote this seems to think they are.
I love TLC. It's like a documentary about a freak show with endless attractions.
>TFW so much of your self worth and self image is tarnished by being over 30 and still a virgin, yet you wouldn't fuck a turboslut if propositioned
Don't know how I feel about this here feel of mine. I'm conflicted.
Doesn't help that I'm the sappiest fucker in the world and just want a woman I can be completely honest with, but the few I've found that even come close to that aren't worth it. Women were a mistake.
>My Husband’s Not Gay is an hour-long special about four Mormon men in Salt Lake City who are attracted to other men, but refuse to identify as gay or bisexual.
>Mormons
Why are they always so fucking weird?
TLC makes kino about the human condition. Some of their shows glorify the freak stuff but most of them show that the topic of the show causes a lot of suffering for the afflicted individual and their family. They're doing a public service. If their shows can convince some people to lose weight or throw away the shit they have hoarded or not let their 5 y/o son turn into a tranny then they are making a positive change in the world. I know some anons have cited My 600 Pound Life as the reason they lost weight or kept weight off.
This is definitely the kind of post a guy who has had sex would write.
>saw this in the sidebar related videos
>this girl is out there having sex with men for 5-10 squid (british pounds) a piece
what the fuck, I didnt know there was crack in the UK
youtu.be
this one will suck 10 dicks a day 10 dolla a dick while her sister pimps her out youtube.com
>tfw learning from these videos that the cheaper you get a prost for means she's most likely on drugs
>mfw Roastie Defense Force on Sup Forums
>mfw they do it for free
What I don't understand is how much would it cost to just have a live-in junkie hooker? You make sure she isn't (too) diseased first and get her to agree to stay housebound except for drug runs so you know she isn't backsliding, then you get pussy and mouth on tap and she lives in relative comfort with someone who admittedly doesn't love her but isn't actively trying to harm her while using her.
I've thought about this a bit before but since I don't know the living expenses of a junkie or now how much drugs cost I wouldn't know where to begin.
They're too unstable for this to work, don't ever try it.
Your expenses/risk would be basically keeping her supplied with her drug of choice. If you keep her supplied with enough and control when/how much she uses, then theoretically you can keep control of her (if thats your thing). She wouldn't need to go out and be a hooker since she wouldn't need to make money to support her habit.
>What I don't understand is how much would it cost to just have a live-in junkie hooker?
This is what most white trash relationships are, though
basically this. just look at another part of the video I posted above:
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This junkie chick lives with this dude (who is also a junkie) and he basically pimps her out, for pretty much nothing in exchange except maybe his protection. They don't have a sexual relationship, but I'm just showing you how co-dependent these junkies are
user I don't even have the slightest idea of the price of drugs, of course it's not something I'd try. It's something I fantasize and think about on occasion but I wouldn't even want to fuck a junkie in reality.
Exactly. Keeping control of her would be part of the appeal too.
They'd literally come into your house, play nice for a few weeks and then steal your shit to sell for drug money.
on Intervention these women who use heroin are all spending hundreds of dollars a week on bags of tar. shit would dry up real quick. they usually prostitute themselves. speaking of, does anybody have the clip where the one dude on intervention admits he sucks dick for drugs?
This kind of thinking leads to ghosts haunting your balls. And also STDs. VALUE YOUR LIVER KIDNEYS BLADDER URETHRA AND b l o o d. Buy a flesh light. Save up for a Russian bride or a sex doll. Probably the sex doll.
Enjoy the chase.
good taste
You can't reason with an addict especially when they are under stress or high, I get what turns you on but if you don't want to suffer grevious injury and a messy death don't fucking do it.
>irl white knight
>trying to save all the whores
>thinks dating vulnerable crack whores is a good idea
is liam /ourguy/
>that dad
Holy shit I've seen countless people murdered over the years and they all have that same expression.
I have with ur mom lololololol
How fat are you?
If you invite a junkie druggie bitch into your house you also invite her dealers and whatever friends they want to bring.
>it's women's fault I'm a picky faggot even though I'm a hideous mentally broken fucking loser that would be lucky to have even a roastie pig give me the time of day
Women are fucking terrible 99.9% of the time but retarded reddit9k faggots like you are just as bad if not worse.
Not hugely. 6 foot and 200 pounds.
which one is the dad?
shouldn't you be 180 pounds?
the one she looks directly into his eyes when she says "I need sex."
so who are the other guys?
Mother and stepfather and childhood friend and the interventionist. she also had another girl and guy friend there not in the video.
I also shouldn't be a virgin and should be a productive member of society, but here we are user.
probably niggers
You can force your daughter to join the army as well.
>intervention episode with dude who is bulimic.
>joins army
>someone touches him in the showers
>screams out about being sent away to rehab >"The last time I went away I was inappropriately touched by some faggots!"
kek
Statistically, 90% of women in the army go home pregnant within a year.
really?
It's what they do to get out of deployments.
>slampig
Big Jay, pls
what statistic are you quoting? or is this some pathetic women hating bait
Didn't read but fyi females don't have real problems in first world countries.
Roast beef cunts detected
Go somewhere where they downvote 'triggering' posts you puff.
they look like they fuck black guys
Fave pasta atm desu
sure I slammed some pigs, but I felt appropriately ashamed of myself after I'll tell you what
Big if true.
>You can force your daughter to join the army as well, where she will be surrounded 24/7 by men in their physical prime , most of whom will have few other sexual outlets - and will fuck pretty much anything with a pussy, a pulse, and opposable thumbs
She would have made a good prostitute/mother of 10 in Old Australia.
Thanks diversity.
bruh that becky is thicccccc
I saw a doc show on HBO with this situation, the bitch was doing 200 dollars worth of smack a day. The guy she was shacked up with was a dealer so he probably had connections to get it cheaper or something, idk.
In b4 obligatory cuck comment. I feel like my story can be a useful learning tool for naive men.
Im almost 31 and havent had sex before. I used to be so insecure growing up I had trouble talking to women until I was about 22. Had a really bad life event happen and ended up with a shit ton of money as compensation. I did extremely embarrassing things to be nice to women because I was an Idiot.
I bought a 2nd home and let the first girl I long term dated, as an investment/ partly to impress her. I learned she was an extremely manipulative whore and now rent the place out for money.
I also knew two girls from high school who basicly ruined their lives though bad choices. I was very charitable to try to help them get their lives together but they both wasted it and ran off. One I gave gave almost 20K another I bought her some fake boobs.
Im well off enough that none of this inconvenienced me other than I learned how truly ungrateful people are and have lost most of my interest in women.
So when I see the lady prowling for 8 to 16 $ to debase herself, I feel sorry for all the liberal people out there that think she could fix her life if she just had enough money. It does not matter how much money charity could give her, she is a black hole.
I've had the same experience (but hilariously only with men) poor people never learn deferral of gratification skills which is why they can literally win the lottery and become multi millionaires and they'll still waste it all within a year, just throwing money at people never helps
Can you spot me a few. I lost out on a few Gs from a Thot who basically ruined my life last year.
Im mostly done with charity unless its family, or I know the financial situation well, person has a game plan to realistically make the money back, and will sign a contract.
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so stupid
An ending this happy has to be fake
*tips divacup*
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>20K for fake boobs
What the fuck. Even a high end boob job is like 8-10K. Did you get her massive porn star expander implants the size of watermelons?
>got her a boobjob
she must've shown you the goods after.
Post em.
compelling argument
i hate misogyny now
Yes, I agree. Women are so stupid.