Hot and not hot at the same time

>hot and not hot at the same time
>Schrodinger's boner

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Her flat chest is a concern but everything else about her is enticing.

>dude le dark chick lmao

i imagine she looks like shit without the eyeliner

Lost interest when I saw her loose roast beef curtains.

So sexy!

RLM was right, she was perfectly cast in "Ingrid Goes West". Not sure if I'd say it was pure kino or anything, but it was a good flick.

lol wat she has an innie essentially.

bruh look at this dood

Im ganna need to see this.

Aubrey's got fuck me vibes that's what makes her hot.

She's not a 10/10 knockout but you know if you and her fucked it would be insane "cum 5 times in one night and compare future sexual experiences to her" sex.

Bro look up the fappening. It's all out there.

I just started watching Parks and Rec. I finally get why people like her so much.

>her flat chest is a concern

If you watch only the first season you'll have a good time.

Yes. I'm not into men.

Women with a physique like hers are bound to have small tits, don't let your porn tell you otherwise.
This body + huge milkies = plastic titties

That's not it works. Penis/Vagina.
Audrey doesn't have a penis, so she's only pretty hot, rather than mega hot.

Was shrodiger a fucken idiot? How can a cat be alive and dead? It's obviously one or the other

>it's impossible for thin women to have large breasts

i want her to step on me

Gross

It's not about being thin, it's about her genetics. Lena Dunham has a similiar body type and is fat, look how that pig turned out.

old lady

Beware women who put too much eyeliner, my experience with my gf showed me how much of a red flag that is.Shes one of those girls with stunning eyes with eyeliner on but looks scary without, its always a sign that the woman is psychotic

>doesnt cook, Im doomed to eating fishticks and chicken nuggets and popcorn for dinner for life if i marry her
>randomly has pissy days where shes angry all day and bullying and yelling and taunting me for no reason,half the time shes angry at me and I have no idea why
>im her sixth boyfriend even though we are 25
>unironically tweets stuff like "YASSSS QUEEEN SLAAYY" whenever Viola Davis does anything
>watches EVERY Netflix show,she bingewatched 13 Reasons Why in a night and got at me when I wouldnt watch it with her because she wanted someone to talk to
>LOVES Game of Thrones, is obssessed with Khaleesi, watches all of Emilia Clarke's movies in the theatre because she thinks "Emilia is so cute!"
>tweets daily about that weird Millie Bobbie Brown character that everyone is obsessed with
>shes skinnyfat because she doesnt exercise but doesnt eat either,borderline anorexic
>doesnt enjoy going out,and the few times I convince her to go out, she pouts the whole time
>She laughed so hard, and tweeted QUEEN with a bunch of heart and crown emojis at Hilary's cringeworthy "Dont throw covfefe when you live in a covfefe house" I unironically wanted to vomit that day
>have been with her for 3 years and she adamantly refuses to suck my dick but expects me to go down on her before every time we have sex
>drinks coffee like 5 times a day, she lives on coffee, has it on her 24/7. Its the most masculine off-putting thing ever,and when Ive dropped hints that her coffee obsession is a turn off she got defensive and pointed out supposed flaws in me
The only reason Im putting up with her so far is that she never refuses sex and looks exactly like how K-Stew used to look when she was a girl,but its getting tiresome.What should I do

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OH NO NO NO NO

lend me her pusy!

Nah just hot

I want a rbf gf

sounds like hell man
hit the dirt asap

Ive been single for the past 6 years and your post is almost making me not regret it. Almost.

what eyes they're born with indicate whether they're psychotic?
Should we do palm readings as well?

All you motherfuckers would hit it. Just don't tell your friends

Dunham's body type is garbage no matter what. She manages to look disgusting by fat people standards. I have a BBW/SSBBW fetish and I still think she's fucking gross.

fucking hell m8, grow a spine and drop that slag. she sounds absolutely dreadful.

sounds like just about every girl who gets comfortable with her bf becomes like

If I'm fucking Audrey Plaza, I'm telling absolutely everyone. I'm calling my mom in the middle of it.

Sounds like the average American to me.

you'll wake up with your cock stapled to a log one day

what's wrong with having a girl who doesn't like to go out and drinks coffee?
All the rest just sound like she's just kind of a vapid bitch, but 75% girls I meet are like this

41 year old wizard, here. Geez, that situation of yours sounds like a real fuckin shame.
>never refuses sex
My heart fuckin bleeds for you, champeroo

There is a possibility that this actress has watched slanderous YouTube videos about me that she might find stimulating.
I 'm not claiming that a famous actress has taken to stalking a homeless dink for her own strange interests. The possibility however exists for it to be true.
I had an X look like her to so.
Safety Not Guaranteed

And pajeet in the background is just like "damn he must touch his penus to lots of bob pics"

The next fucking day.

>Hot or not hot
and the ultimate...

poor girl i make her better with lickings

>The only reason Im putting up with her so far is that she never refuses sex
that'll fade soon too, based on everything else you said, she will eventually start tapering off the sex and using it as a weapon, its the natural cycle

Whoever made this needs to die right now.

>when you only have a right handed dumbbell

>have been with her for 3 years and she adamantly refuses to suck my dick but expects me to go down on her before every time we have sex

That's where you draw the line dude, have some self respect, since she obviously doesn't respect you enough for some quid-pro-quo.

holy shit that nose
make-up can do miracles

For some reason I'm getting a closeted lesbian vibe. Dunno dude either you should get out

Fucking cringe pasta. Sad that one of our own probably made this. Please send it to cuckkit, where it belongs, to die.

>I fights to the finish cause I eats my spinach

You would rather fucking die, trust me.

>"tattooing" pure Shelley
I'll fucking CUT you

So far from his path that I barely see the promise of glory. Can this be him, this hellboy?

>implying hes not living the dream as a pusy slave

This sounds fictional

>obvious woman is a man
baka desu senpai get ur eyes checked m8 i'd suck those nips till she started lactating

I know but it's still one of my better ones of her, sorry

no im so lonely

Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus and in a few other occasions

So edgy.

>flat chests aren't masculine

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lady in the Water

Lol. Ok, explain traps.
checkm8

t. big arm pajeet boy

>refuses to suck my dick but expects me to go down on her before every time we have sex

Just be happy you have a wet hole to put your dick in and that shes thin and qt (based on your description)

Cara is a prime example for this.
She looks stunning in some pics and hideous in others

yes henlo pls open cloth and show bob

average high spanish puerto ricans look like her.

>explain traps.
pinnacle of hot

Do you know where you are?

Stop threatening me Sup Forums I SAID STOP MMMMMK
Anyway fairly curtain she knows of me.

>stunning ever
You are funny.

It's more like she looks stunning in heavily edited photoshoot pictures and hideous everywhere else.

In a jail cell in Hatfield Oregon?

this. shes batshit bro. get out.

thumbs up or down, cretins?

go shit in a toilet pajeet

t o i l e t

Dafuq is wrong with coffee.

show vegana

I thought Nadine the prostitute from the plinkett reviews was hot and not hot at the same time.

now use make app to show what she really looks like

she's cheating you with a black guy, I hope you realize that, right?

She looked like the girl who smelt like piss in primary school, smelly.

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>Schrodinger's boner

>hispanic genes

le 56% mongrel
OH NONONONONONONONO

yeah her dads south american. haha racism funni

le 56% is the hot meme of the year among beaners

She's always a qt

It's like Rihanna. She just looks like she's going to suck the soul out of your dick. I would chose Rihanna or Plaza over a bunch of hotter/cuter girls because their sex-appeal is fucking off the charts.

Leave the minority alone. Coming here and shitposting is the only thing that gives him pleasure anymore.

milk truck just arrived