THERE'S A MAN
THERE'S A MAN
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Alimony is being extorted to death... and paying up anyway...
YOU'LL NEVER WAIT SO LOOOOOONG
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
>FX show
hell be fine right?
GOING ROUND
TAKING NAMES
GOING ROUND
Reminder JUSTan Fraiser cucked out and publicly supported the #MeToo movement. He deserves to be JUSTed. Fraiser, we know you browse Sup Forums, we were the only ally you had and you just lost us.
TAKIN NAMES
>Fraser is back
>Riley is taking revenge
>The Rock finally got the CRITICS on board
what's next lads
No more JUST for him
now he is the JUST-OR
Mel kino about the fall of Bizantium
AND HE DECIDES
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t-that rare avatar mineral?
Is 2018 the year of the unJUST?
when i hear that trumpet sound i'm gonna rise right out of the ground
ain't no grave can hold my body down
Lets give the man a chance
looks like he's FX'in to deliver some justice to Afton
there can only be one JUST king
his rule ends, but his story is just beginning
GOIN ROUN, PISSING PANTS
This town JUST ain't big enough for the two of us
Kek
>This town might be big enough...
>big enough
>big enough...
>for both of JUST
this town aint JUST enough for the two of us partner
This topic will make Brendan Fraser immortal in the anals of the internet
And I'm talking 'bout the Dude here..
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
He's starring in a show about the Getty kidnapping that's coming out the same year as the huge, oscarbait, Ridley Scott movie. And he's playing the same role as Mark Whalburg ?
JUST.
>smile smile and optimism: gone
He's only doing serious roles from now on isn't he?
If it bleedz, we can fuck it
He's a big guy with a solid jaw. I wouldn't wanna fight him.
#Fraserheads
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FROM THE JUSTY MESA
HER LOOMING WALLET GROWS
HIDDEN BY THE LAWYERS
OF THE ALIMONY WOES
haha i love making fun of this loser
We need to love bomb his Twitter and let him know there are large groups of people rooting for him
i honestly thought someone had mirrored his face in the middle
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Who plays the Emperor?
I want him to actually turn into stone
Afton pls go
lol we're all making fun of him here get on the train
what a fuckin loser
you don't wanna run into this badass mofo in a dark alleyway
Afton pls
what are you talking about
How big is he actually?
Afton I think you need to leave
well I mean..he's a big guy, what can I tell you.....
idiot lol
the man in black
What goes through a white male's mind when he decides to dress like this?
>tfw not sure if back for real this time
>Excuse me, maddam. You called about a broken toilet? I just started this here plumbing business, first time fixin' a toilet, I need the extra money for my ex wife. But I'm sure me and my two boys can figure out the problem. I gotta make it quick though 'cause I only got 'em for 2 hours on Tuesday and Thursday
NO BRENDAN THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REALLY SPICY
DON'T EAT THOSE
WHO TO FREE
AND WHO TO BLAME
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this song most likely
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JUST FUCK THIS GUYS SHIT RIGHT UP YA HERE
An ever-present chanting of 'JUST JUST JUST'.
JUST JUST JUST
FUCK MY SHIT UP
UHHH
JUST JUST JUST
FUCK MY SHIT UP
JUST JUST JUST
FUCK MY SHIT UP
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN PAY SO MUCH IN CHILD SUPPORT
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN PAY SO MUCH IN CHILD SUPPORT
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN PAY SO MUCH IN CHILD SUPPORT
SHE TWINES HER FINES UP SLOWLY
TOWARD MY DWINDLING TRUST
AND WHEN I TOUCHED MY HAIR
MY FINGERS RAN WITH JUUUUST
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I-Is Brendan going to be Ok?
Um
ain't no grave can hold his body down
explain this theres a man coming round meme to a brainlet?
you are more justed than brandon, retard
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the person who has long paid for his matrimony,
But is there because he's a victim of the alimony.
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To the town of Afton Fraser
Rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly bought a thing around him
Didn't have too much to pay
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them
Had a summons on his hip
Summons on his hip
you fucking child
it's a famous song by Johnny cash, one of the last ones he wrote before he died.
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Just listen to it and if you still don't get the meme ask your mom.
It was early in the morning
When he rode into Sup Forums
He came riding from the south side
Slowly looking all around
"He's an meme waitin' to happen"
Came the whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business
With the summons on his hip"
Summons on his hip
When's one of you madman gonna record some of these gems?
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>brandon
In this town there lived an exwife
By the name of Afton Blonde
Many men had tried to marry her
And that many men were broke
She was vicious and a killer
Though a youth of twenty four
And her number on her alimony
Numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more
can you sauce, too lazy to look it up
Now the stranger started talking
Made it plain to anons around
He was an California actor
Wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an exwife
Back alive, or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter;
He was after Afton Blonde
After Afton Blonde
kill yourself
Wasn't long before the pasta
Was relayed to Afton Blonde
But the exwife didn't worry -
Men that tried before were broke
Twenty men had tried to marry
Twenty men had made a slip
Twenty-one would be the actor
With the summons on his hip
Summons on his hip
Brandon we all luv ya
The morning passed so quickly;
It was time for court to adjourn
It was twenty past eleven
When they walked out to the bench
Anons were watching from the windows
Everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome actor
Was about to pay his debt
About to pay his debt
Perfect, absolutely perfect.
There was forty lawyers between them
When they stopped to make their pleas
And the cunning of the actor
Is still talked about today
Afton Blonde had not been sworn in
'Fore a statement fairly quipped
And the actor's testimony was deadly
With the summons on his hip
Summons on his hip
that would be extremely painful
It was over in a moment
And Sup Forums had gathered round
There before them lay the testimony
Of the exwife on the ground
Oh, she might have went on spending
But she made one fatal slip
When he tried to sue the actor
With the summons on his hip
Summons on his hip
I fucking love JUST.
Post rare/your favourite brennys.
dark times indeed, when trips like those go unchecked
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SPESHUL AGENT BWENDAN REPORTING FOR ALIMONY
Does anyone have the True Detective "I've not been cucked" intro?
did afton ever really love him?
Bumping this
I want this as well
Cheers.
You're a real jerk.
So are you.
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