ITS UP!!!

[Aiden Anderson]

ITS UP!!!

[Jaxson Hall]

4 weeks ago

[Alexander Ross]

holy shit!

[Zachary Williams]

Not everyone has a patreon to get early access

[Parker Adams]

>patreonazing youtubers
Your mother knows in what do you spend your allowance?

[Levi Thompson]

wtf are you talking about

[Kevin Bailey]

>tfw no fuck you its january 2018

[Dylan Gray]

Every new video they make shits on The Last Jedi at least once, but Sup Forums retards think RLM is in Disney's pocket.

[Henry Thomas]

This

[Julian Turner]

What's up?

[Evan Richardson]

made me look

faggot

[Joshua Green]

They don’t do one every year. Why do you faggots act like they do?

[Ryan Howard]

Are you retarded OP? Legitimately? Do you need an adult? There are two possibilities, one is that you made this image thinking there wasn't a review uploaded already. If you did that, you're a fucking moron. The other is that you knew there was a review up and made this as bait. That's legitimately just as fucking stupid, if not more so. You're an absolute faggot either way, fuck off my board.

[Elijah Price]

Their next video is getting posted through Hooktube on here.

[Brayden Murphy]

this review was awful. When will these hacks stop being paid to be NEETs?

[Angel Diaz]

The joke is played out anyways, i feel like the second time they did it as more of a reminder since not a lot of people saw the first video

[Jayden Peterson]

...I hate you user.

[Nicholas Cruz]

I just want more videos

[Christopher Perez]

get that nigger dick out your ass :)

[Jace Myers]

The Last Jedi broke RLM.

Mike Stoklasa has become a parody of himself. He’s become the very same brand of person he openly mocked in his Avatar Plinkett review: a braindead viewer of corporate mediocrity.

A mediocrity that he’s now become acquainted with and feels awkward openly criticizing. He dances around The Last Jedi’s various flaws but never twists the knife as much as it should be twisted, the pinnacle of his “criticisms” being that the director used the wrong brand of Yoda. He gets the biggest pass out of the trio because it’s assumed he will delve deeper with his Plinkett reviews, the alter ego that peaked with the Indiana Jones video essay, and is now being used as a vehicle for petty frustrations rather than pointing out genuine narrative flaws.

Jay Bauman is a glorified blogger trying to solidify his position into what he believes is the right side of history. He doubles down on his approval of The Force Awakens. He dismisses the label of Mary Sue for Rey, despite the fact that our protagonist somehow gets the better of Snoke’s guards, despite the peak of her “training” by Luke being a meditation session—yet during the fight she doesn’t utilize the force at all but instead it all consists of pure combat, and combat, as we know, was not addressed during her glossed over “training” with Luke. Who knew fighting drunk thieves on Jakku with a staff could prepare you against blood-clad intergalactic knights?

Rich Evans is as passive as he’s ever been. He’s usually not afraid to delve into the misdeeds of a film but here he appears to be the most broken, his signature laugh now resembling a cry for help made by a broken man now disillusioned with the Hollywood he thought he knew. He regurgitates the same opinions made by his peers, his inner frustrations almost coming into life during various parts of the review but ultimately becoming diminished by his broken spirit.

This is the start of the end for Red Letter Media.

[James Campbell]

get that nigger dick out your mouth :]

[Cooper Richardson]

>The Last Jedi broke RLM
>Then posts stale pasta

[James Reed]

they cant do them anymore because they are legitimately exited about all the superheroe movies coming this year. remember that they loved literally every single one of them last year.

[Adam Green]

What does one greentext have to do with the other

[Wyatt Gomez]

>stale pasta

First I’ve seen of it

[Nathaniel Perry]

>people really liked how we shat all over those movies
>let's be positive about everything we watch and give constructive criticism!

[Brody Gray]

I think the trio of RLM seem withdrawn and uncertain of what to make of the movie because TLJ was so unapologetically counter-Star Wars and counter-Star Wars fandom. Like Mike said, he felt at times like the movie or the director was trolling the audience. If you're getting trolled or baited, the last thing you want to do is give a strong reaction, so their HitB discussion was noticably muted. Instead of getting upset or nitpicky, the best approach is probably to mock the movie as pretentious and try-hard. Laugh at Rian Johnson's simpering obedience to Kathleen Kennedy, then laugh at the numbers for ticket sales and merchandising. Mock the movie for underusing the asset of Mark Hamill and its fumbled attempts at Diversity (see China). Distinguish what made the Original Trilogy timless and good from what makes TLJ dated and shallow.

[Henry Wilson]

>he fucked my wife
>showing him that I don't care about my wife will really show that evil person
I wonder how it works

[Carson Nguyen]

you're early, user

[Ryan Gomez]

>Immediately jumping to cuckolding

t. magapede brainlet

[Cooper Morgan]

...

[Leo Nelson]

this

[Justin White]

Fear, always fear

[William Cruz]

To me they lost all of their credibility with Space Cop. That "movie" shows that not only didn't hey progress from their earlier work like Feeding Frenzy or Gorilla Interrupted, they actually regressed. I don't wanna hear any comments from them during BotW about cheap sets, poor lighting or mics in the shot.

[Parker Smith]

Nerd Crew
youtube.com/watch?v=JyDSqWyEMWw
youtube.com/watch?v=_vmzC40dxM8
youtube.com/watch?v=pAx3joUhIR8
youtube.com/watch?v=lZ-76cEkUPw
youtube.com/watch?v=xH-F4_wMwCg

Best of the Worst
youtube.com/watch?v=1vHZu-eFhx8
youtube.com/watch?v=55EjTXdMkfg
youtube.com/watch?v=8bwXUopLfu4
youtube.com/watch?v=xQwLseLtgx4
youtube.com/watch?v=XEAnJATsCIk
youtube.com/watch?v=CQ1pfdrhcPM
youtube.com/watch?v=2Qb2lt4ZzYI
youtube.com/watch?v=cRZTDEJUilE
youtube.com/watch?v=fztfb6XCzXE
youtube.com/watch?v=gy8Abf38QMo
youtube.com/watch?v=wbPP56hNtwc

Half in the Bag
youtube.com/watch?v=CTN6z5e7LFw
youtube.com/watch?v=f9GaG3UPjDo
youtube.com/watch?v=kqLnbRKdw6c
youtube.com/watch?v=IRLCtLe6XY8
youtube.com/watch?v=kc27aY7UU9U
youtube.com/watch?v=IQrS04Qzv0E

Other
youtube.com/watch?v=2e5x64K3F44
youtube.com/watch?v=tTM07-S8ICE
youtube.com/watch?v=9lvhvsc_TZA
youtube.com/watch?v=xdWRG5UB6fA
youtube.com/watch?v=rzJ-wM45O2c
youtube.com/watch?v=SmUtDm4-iwM
youtube.com/watch?v=S6P62b17uRc

[Xavier Gomez]

lol, the movie hasn't even come out yet faggot

[Isaiah Fisher]

Wow, casual homophobic slurs, how edgy and funny

[Charles Morris]

insidious 5 is actually p decent doe

nothing else is even worth reviewing

[Evan Davis]

>tfw views have gone up by 5k ever since I started posting these

[Austin Nelson]

>mfw they crack up

[Tyler Perry]

Thanks for this

[Easton Hernandez]

The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Sup Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

[Kayden Reyes]

>aspire
There's no admiration here, we're just relating because our life is also in the gutter like theirs

[Zachary Gutierrez]

>If you're getting trolled or baited, the last thing you want to do is give a strong reaction

Correct. You're a true Jedi, user. Shame this whole board seems to forget the lessons of Yoda and Obi-Wan, and Luke's example.
Disney wants your hate and confusion and use it against you. Why do you give them what they want? Just stop playing their game. Stay calm.