What did Taylor swift mean by eating that many burgers?

What did Taylor swift mean by eating that many burgers?

wtf i like taylor swift now

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Who is Chad enough to impregnate Taylor Swift?

is she pregnant?

what year will i be able to fuck a taylor swift sex robot

:3 perfect

Is the baby half-black?

A true white American. Can Taylor get any more based?

fine i'll admit it. it was me, i impregnated taylor swift

Does she have a booty now?

She's even more perfect now

giv aryan gf

You're not fooling anyone with that padded bra, Taylor.

if she continues like that she can star in my 600lbs with jazz

don´t worry about her extra pounds. she will shake it off.

Look at those plump tiddies. All is forgiven

good lord those titties
has she had a boob job?

Now that she's fat it's time to make my move.

she's trying to get thicc to attract black men

already working

stop making tay threads

Karlie Kloss.

She's been bullied for her sticc no tits/no ass body for so long, she fattened up.

someone post a recent pic of her brapper

She's probably doing it to mask changes to her boob and ass implants. When she slims down again and people notice she still has curves where there were none before, she'll say it's just how her body changed after gaining weight

I would berry my cock in those fucking titties

Dunno, but dem titties are looking swole af

She's going for the classic chloe grace moretz

Why can't she look like this more often?

farts 'n shits 'n stuf

prolly preggers

Can't TayTay experience a bit of the NEET life?

I mean, she's given us so much.

TayTay... Time to lay off the burgers

Based givposter.

reminder that faceblind autsitic retards can't tell this is her

I would "fuck" her, if you understand what I'm getting at.

>Food is a life experience

Hello americuck

Because it's not the 80s any more, le wrong generation autist.

What do you “mean”

SHE BETTER BE FUCKING FIT FOR HER TOUR! I DIDN'T SHELL OUT 1000 BUCKS FOR FAT TAY!

Whoever gets trips first

I mean that I would "have sex" with her given the opportunity.

Not necessarily. Being lazy af because you live in a country that allows it because it's the height of civilization. Food is just a bonus.

rollin

Stop it Sup Forums!!

fun fact : thicc women can easily and more securely have children.

she is getting ready to get pounded and give birth

How do you put on this much weight in four months?

>practically looks like a man with a mullet

pls find better taste

taytay best boy

Oh yeah, now I get it. I would too

She has no ass, no tits, and her face looks like someone stretched out Mario's face in Mario64.


She also can't write any music thats about high school level drama.

What's the appeal of this autist with no real friends?

and now she's giving us SO MUCH MORE... everytime she's on the toilet.

This is 100% unfuckable.

Tay always looked like a cracked out squirrel but now she looks like a trailer mama.

Can you dumb it down a bit

>boy Taylor
I'd give her the succ.

she is perfect and you are basically gay

...

nigga i'm fucking gay

Did he died?

>she was perfect and you are basically gay

fixed

Big dress to hide her boyish figure. Calling me gay?

Projecting much?

What's in that cup? What's she sippin' on?

a semen cocktail

Well that explains it!

Truer words have never been spoken.

juice...

It means she got my letter saying she's like 90% perfect but she'd be 100% if she had a bit of fat on her ass, not a lot, just a bit more cushion around the ass-hips region

Good job Tay! You're doing great!

alcohol does have a lot of calories.

More thicc Taylor pics

...

did karlie dump her?

Liquor doesn't you cretin.

Karlie gotta train her to be fit again

...

god i wish i were that scene

THose thighs hunnnggg I want them wrapped around my head

most 30 year old women would love to be that thin.

OH YES YES YES YES

>photoshop my shit up

I would, if I was in vicinity and had consent, "insert my erect penis into her vagina" and start "thrusting" until I "came inside of her pussy".

Is there any more recent one? She could probably loss the holiday weight fast if you stuck to grinding karlie.

Liquor has around 90-100 calories per ounce, the same as one ounce of sugar. One shot is around 1.5 ounces (US). The only foods higher, are high fat content foods, like olive oil, or fatty meat, or fruit.

An ounce of beer, by comparison, is around 12-13 calories.

Why does she only date guys that are in the closet? And who the hell requires a non disclosure contract for a friendship

I'm happy she's getting fat
She's been a mess ever since kanye blew her out and she went full fucking retard with the snakes because she couldn't deal with it on her insta

She's saving her hymen for me

she's desperate for boobs

She's gay, you do know that, right? And she gave her hymen up to a strap on?

wow wtf is this real

yea

Really?
I always thought it was just a meme from pol.

if she actually looked like this she would literally be unstoppable. hell even black middle aged men would go to thicctaylor's concerts

ITT lowtest faggots.

lol no she just played her until she got bored with her

it will if she keeps it up

>caring about some roastie who only is where she is because of the dicks she sucked

god damn you people are pathetic

She's trying to lowkey tell us she's not into dudes.

she just wants to settle down and start a family but she's obligated to make at least one more album and she is feeling really down about it

>who only is where she is because of the dicks she sucked

her dad bought her a label because he's a rich banker

umm, sweetie, TayTay is a neo-nazi don't you lurk Sup Forums?