*saves DCEU*

*saves DCEU*

He has the voice of Robin not Batman.

*is jewish*

Get Hamm goddamit

*primps gloriously thick head of hair*

>Leaves after one movie

No way 37 year old Jakey G is sticking around for a multi year capeshit deal, Bale was 31 when he started in Batman Begins and was so burnt out after the trilogy won't touch capeshit again.

is he the new aqua man?

*carreer an heroes*

The Batman we need

Yes

Hamm might have the face/acting chops but he has zero physique. Batman needs to be physically imposing sorry

Well, he just needs to get in shape for the role, that's easy

what's the trick to hair this thick lads?

Hamm isn't exactly young and has never packed on any serious mass for a role. I'm not saying he isn't capable but a younger and actually fit actor may be a better start. He would need at least 50/60lbs of muscle on his emaciated dad bod frame, if he's willing to roid sure otherwise seems like a long shot

I unironically think he'd do a good job, but it's impossible to spin as anything other than a desperate attempt to get people to like the DCEU, same as bringing in Joss Whedon to butcher JL

>if he's willing to roid sure otherwise seems like a long shot
You mean like everyone in capeshit already does?

jake g is so based

>Being a star doesn't last. That's not what life should be about. It's a complete illusion that really has nothing to do with you. For me, finding out about life is the most important thing.

superior jew genes

hes actually half nordic nobility

his sister ben "maggie" quadinaros got all the jew genes

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Who is he playing? And is it official?